"DO NOT PANIC. THE SITUATION IS WELL UNDER CONTROL."
Proceed to basement level 2. Destroy any undead.
Name: Jane Doe
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Disguised Military Android
Appearance: A perfectly normal woman with glowing blue eyes who can punch through walls easily.
Personality: Follows orders. Not from the likes of you, of course. Follows the three laws of robotics, except when they conflict with the zeroth law.
Professional Skills: Punching Things, Punching Other Things While Punching Things
Hobbies: Demolishing things, Seeing everything, Basic "human empathy"
What do you have in your pockets: An earshell radio, a thumb drive, a simple claw hammer, some triple A batteries.
[6] You barge your way through the crowd, sending several tumbling off the sides of the escalators or backwards into each other. But you reach basement 2.At this distance, you can see the assailants swinging knives, chunks of sharpened metal and other sharp objects at the hapless civilians you just stomped through.The assailants are in a frenzied state. Elsewhere, the crowd has turned into a full stampede. People are clawing their way up stairwells and treading on piles of the fallen. You see only 20 attackers, their faces, bodies and clothes drenched in blood. They are mad with bloodlust as civilians fall before them like wheat in a field.
"Fine. What's all this then?"
Go see what all the fuss downstairs is about.
Name:Hillary Clinton.
Occupation before the Apocalypse:Clinton.
Appearance:"More of a Presidential look than some, I believe."
Personality:"Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right."
Professional Skill(s):Politics, cynicism.
Hobbies:Campaigning, writing, marksmanship.
What do you have in your pockets:A copy of What Happened, smartphone, Game Boy.
You go back downstairs to basement 1 just in time to see Jane Doe throwing people off escalators to reach the bottom.
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably
this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
[6] You bound up several escalators to the fifth storey. There is a sky garden here flanked by several art shops and an entrance to a public library. There are also several other lifts, stairwells and escalators that can serve as escape routes. In the distance, you hear the sound of screams spilling into the streets. Frantic honking suggests that traffic nearby might have stopped.
Locate a cake shop with Puppet Comrade Trump! I have feeling I will get everything I want, and right now I want a cake. After that some propaganda shooting for masses.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
What do you have in your pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status: STAINED WITH CAKE
Name: Donald J. Trump
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Actual President of the United States
Appearance: "Just amazing, I look great, people look at me and just wow."
Personality: "The best, I have a tremendous personality, everyone loves my personality, it's such a good temperament, nobody has a personality like I do."
Professional Skill(s): "Making America great again, and being amazing at twitter, have you seen my twitter? I beat everyone at twittering, all those slobs are worthless, they can't touch my twitter."
Hobbies: "I have so many hobbies you wouldn't believe, they're all great, just the best hobbies, everyone wants hobbies like mine, but nobody can have them because they're not me, only I can have hobbies this good."
What do you have in your pockets: A lot of money, a smartphone, a spare smartphone in case twitter stops working on the first, and a secure government-issued phone which is never used.
Status: Stained with cake
You take Trump to a Swensen's outlet. At this point, the staff are spilling out into the corridors to check the commotion - which in turn is causing agitation among the seated customers. There is a display of cakes, an ice cream counter, and a kitchen behind that is serving up "western" cuisine. Whatever that is.
[6] While the Staff are all distracted, you help yourself to the most extravagant looking slices of blackforest. A bunch of children notice you, and proceed to raid the cake and ice cream counters as well. It gets messy. And now your fancy suits are stained with cake.
Add Status: STAINED WITH CAKE to your character sheets.Name: Kim
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Dictator
Appearance: Short, fat, with a monk-style haircut.
Personality: Power-hungry, egotistic and perfect meme-material.
Professional Skills: aiming arguing, ummm...
Hobbies: Ignoring loudspeakers, giving out ultimatums.
What I have in my pockets: The list of nuclear launch codes for tried and tested missiles and warheads that definitely work, a picture of Comrade Putin kissing Trump, darts.
Kim wanders out of an expensive hair saloon on the fourth floor, still oblivious to any disturbances below.
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