Dramatis personae:
Name: Donald J. Trump
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Actual President of the United States
Appearance: "Just amazing, I look great, people look at me and just wow."
Personality: "The best, I have a tremendous personality, everyone loves my personality, it's such a good temperament, nobody has a personality like I do."
Professional Skill(s): "Making America great again, and being amazing at twitter, have you seen my twitter? I beat everyone at twittering, all those slobs are worthless, they can't touch my twitter."
Hobbies: "I have so many hobbies you wouldn't believe, they're all great, just the best hobbies, everyone wants hobbies like mine, but nobody can have them because they're not me, only I can have hobbies this good."
What do you have in your pockets: A lot of money, a smartphone, a spare smartphone in case twitter stops working on the first, and a secure government-issued phone which is never used.
Name:Hillary Clinton. (Enemy Post)
Occupation before the Apocalypse:Clinton.
Appearance:"More of a Presidential look than some, I believe."
Personality:"Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right."
Professional Skill(s):Politics, cynicism.
Hobbies:Campaigning, writing, marksmanship.
What do you have in your pockets:A copy of What Happened, smartphone, Game Boy.
Name: Jane Doe
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Disguised Military Android
Appearance: A perfectly normal woman with glowing blue eyes who can punch through walls easily.
Personality: Follows orders. Not from the likes of you, of course. Follows the three laws of robotics, except when they conflict with the zeroth law.
Professional Skills: Punching Things, Punching Other Things While Punching Things
Hobbies: Demolishing things, Seeing everything, Basic "human empathy"
What do you have in your pockets: An earshell radio, a thumb drive, a simple claw hammer, some triple A batteries.
Whatever Jane Doe thinks she is, for all intents and purposes, she still has human survival needs for food and water. Also
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3289956/Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
What do you have in your pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Name: Doomrider (croc)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Daemon Prince of Slaanesh Professional cosplayer and drug dealer. He was handing out "candy" to school children when the apocalypse happened.
Appearance: Pic for ya.
Personality: Basically Charlie Sheen and Snowflame rolled into one body.
Professional Skill(s): Bike riding and highway violence
Hobbies: Sex, drugs and rock n roll
What do you have in your pockets: Bowie knife, ample supplies of candy (as much as can be stuffed into pocketses, about 500g), keys to a bike somewhere in the parking area.
Name: Jack S. (Glass)
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Name: Bob (Ultramarine Prime)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your pockets toolbelt: A screw driver, a pipewrench, a box cutter, and a tape measure.
Name: Old man Jenkins (Crazyabe)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Homeless insane person
Appearance: old, wearing beaten up clothes.
Personality: Insane, violent, He's been living the apocalypse for years...
Professional Skill(s): Looter, (Long weapon) Swinger
Hobbies: Preying to the dark gods, Drug production, Running for his life
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, $2.58, a pen