I 100% agree with the kid. Also, we should have lookouts to make sure that we know if anything has been breached, so that we can start closing up the fortifications more quickly.
4 - The bookworm brigade completes makeshift barricades at the 2 escalators and hastily block the library entrance with a couple of bookshelves.
Rooftop barricades:
East Escalator: Barricaded with 4 tables
West Escalator: Barricaded with 3 tables
East Passenger lifts: None
East Passenger lift fire escape: None
West Passenger lifts: None
West Passenger lift fire escape: None
West Exterior stairwell: None
East Cargo Lift: None
Central Cargo Lift: None
Central Garbage Chute's Stair Access: None
Library West Fire Escape: None
Library East Fire Escape: None
Interior Perimeter:
Library Entrance: Barricaded with 2 bookshelves and a number of tables.
Push one of the tables over, protecting my head shoulders and body as well as feet.
5 - You take cover behind a solid bar counter as heat and hot gasses roll over you. The scorching fire is still unbearable. You break out in a sweat. Around you, random inflammable objects ignite.
Armed and ready for any zomberts, Bob heads up to the fourth floor to get some lunch from the cinema, and maybe an ICEEtm for the road.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
Supermarket trolley:
XXL Popcorn
XXL Pepsi™
10 Packs of Nachos
Tub of industrial Nacho cheese
There was a perfectly good 24 hour hypermart next to you. It's shutters have not been used in years, and most of the staff have never closed the store before. But no, supermarket food wouldn't do. You raid a cinema's concession stand instead because that is real food for the post-modern man.
4 - Movie goers are still streaming out of the halls and into the exits. The staff are busy directing them. In the confusion, you can choose to take from the popcorn stall, the hotdog stall and the soda machine. You do all of the above and now have an XXL tub of popcorn, an XXL cup of Pepsi™, and 10 packs of nacho chips, and a tub of industrial cheese.
5 - You put your stash in an abandoned supermarket trolley.
"Hitler vas veak. Mother Russia is strong."
This is not a matter of opinion.
Finish the cake and take a look if those shutters can be opened from inside.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
"Whatever you say, Mr. Putin. Said Roger as he turns his head back to the US president with the most shitty hair of all US Presidents in history. "Why are standing around? Go and help your Russian boyfriend, you Hitler-worshiping twat!" Proclaimed Roger Waters to Trump.
Aid Putin with the shutters.
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance:
Here...Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
EDIT: Added my sheet.
3 - Roger and Putin bang and claw away at the shutters, trying to shake it off its hinges. It shifts a bit, but it makes an awesome racket.
Johnson was helping to build the new subway lines, but while on break he only shits in the best toilets in the land. Johnson was hiding in the "Premier" lounge of the cinema when the fire alarm sounded.
Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.
Hey, I've worked minimum wage fast food before...
Joe was at his counter at Texas Chicken when the fire alarm went off and the information counter made an announcement about "terrorists". The staff and customers all start to panic.
Meanwhile in Zombieland,
Gunfire is heard in the streets as police first responders engage in GLORIOUS BATTLE with the cannibal horde.
some cannibal gangs spill back into the first floor from the streets and chop away at the stampeding civilians trying to flee. Civilians trying to escape from the second floor find themselves unable to get down.
Civilians on the third and fourth floors have started using the fire escapes.