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[AoshimaMichio]

"Da da, comrade, we will buy many things for you. Just remember to sell those documents to Gazprom."

[Aigre Excalibur]

"AAAAAH, I'VE HEARD THE THRILL OF COMBAT BELOW THIS BUILDING!! LET'S GO AND MURDER THOSE ASSHOLES!" Said Doomrider while snorting 75g of cocaine in order to get pumped!

SNORT COCAINE, SNORT COCAINE, SNORT COCAINE!
GO DOWN INTO THE BASEMENT, THEN START MURDERFUCKING EVERYONE THERE!

Spoiler: DOOM-FUCKING-RIDER (click to show/hide)

Name: Doomrider
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Daemon Prince of Slaanesh Professional cosplayer and drug dealer. He was handing out "candy" to school children when the apocalypse happened.
Appearance: Pic for ya.
Personality: Basically Charlie Sheen and Snowflame rolled into one body.
Professional Skill(s): Bike riding and highway violence
Hobbies: Sex, drugs and rock n roll
What do you have in your pockets: Bowie knife, ample supplies of candy (as much as can be stuffed into pocketses, about 500g), keys to a bike somewhere in the parking area.

You ingest 15 times more than the lethal dosage for experienced drug users. Your heart stops and you die. Respawn?

[Aigre Excalibur]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack

Inform the librarians of the situation.

5 - you communicate appropriate urgency and terror to the librarians. They will now cooperate with disruptive measures for keeping people safe.

[Aigre Excalibur]

"INITIATING COMBAT."

10 on one side, 10 on another. Hardly seems fair, does it?~

Get out my heavy book and quietly follow that woman downstairs.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:Hillary Clinton.
Occupation before the Apocalypse:Clinton.
Appearance:"More of a Presidential look than some, I believe."
Personality:"Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right."
Professional Skill(s):Politics, cynicism.
Hobbies:Campaigning, writing, marksmanship.
What do you have in your pockets:A copy of What Happened, smartphone, Game Boy.

1 - A bloody man stares at the approaching Jane Doe and looses a blood curdling shriek. The pack focuses on her, but she attacks anyway. Swinging wildly, Jane breaks her hand against the leader's skull, shattering the bones and tearing the flesh. As she staggers in pain, hands seize her. She is forced on her back. She feels one of the attackers straddle her even as teeth sink deep into her neck. The other attackers tug violently at her arms and legs and bite into them as well. They tear at your body until it breaks.

Respawn?

1 - you grab the heavy book from your pockets but the weight unbalances you and sends you tumbling down the stairs where madmen are eating Jane Doe. You land on your head and are knocked unconscious. So at least the end comes painlessly for you.

Respawn?

[Aigre Excalibur]

"Do you kids want to go orphanage? Our orphanages in motherland Russia are very good, they will take good care of you."

Threaten kids, take off my expensive suit jacket and proceed eating the cake. Make sure Comrade Trump eats as well. Keep eye on happenings.

Spoiler: Vladimir Putin (click to show/hide)

Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery.  He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.

Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE

"This is the American dream, eating the most tremendous American cake, paid for by the Russians.  It's amazing, they'll pay for anything, it's like they don't even know how much money I have, and all the cakes, I'm going to buy this cake company, and I'm going to make it great again, it'll be amazing, just so amazing--just look at this sloppy counter, so much cake, just look at this, it's disgusting, disgusting for cake, it's still tremendous, but it's sloppy, such a waste.  That's why I need to buy this place, right Putin?  You'll pay for it, I could--I have all this money, I could buy the whole mall, but I don't need to, remember when yo--MMRPH"

Trump shuts up when Putin jams a giant slice of cake into his face.

CAAAAKE!

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Donald J. Trump
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Actual President of the United States
Appearance: "Just amazing, I look great, people look at me and just wow."
Personality: "The best, I have a tremendous personality, everyone loves my personality, it's such a good temperament, nobody has a personality like I do."
Professional Skill(s): "Making America great again, and being amazing at twitter, have you seen my twitter?  I beat everyone at twittering, all those slobs are worthless, they can't touch my twitter."
Hobbies: "I have so many hobbies you wouldn't believe, they're all great, just the best hobbies, everyone wants hobbies like mine, but nobody can have them because they're not me, only I can have hobbies this good."
What do you have in your pockets: A lot of money, a smartphone, a spare smartphone in case twitter stops working on the first, and a secure government-issued phone which is never used.

Status: STAINED WITH CAKE

4 - Putin frightens children, who run back to their mothers complaining about the foreign stranger that wants to take them away. The adults in the room start giving you angry and suspicious looks.

4 - Trump shovels cake in his mouth with adequate skill, managing to not become messier than he already is.

[wertyzerty]

Go down to the third floor looking for Korean Cuisine

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Kim
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Dictator
Appearance: Short, fat, with a monk-style haircut.
Personality: Power-hungry, egotistic and perfect meme-material.
Professional Skills: aiming arguing, ummm...
Hobbies: Ignoring loudspeakers, giving out ultimatums.
What I have in my pockets: The list of nuclear launch codes for tried and tested missiles and warheads that definitely work, a picture of Comrade Putin kissing Trump, darts.

[Ultramarine Prime]

Bob does what any sane man would do in this commotion: use a directory to find the hardware store.
(sorry for the delay)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt: A screw driver, a pipewrench, a box cutter, and a tape measure.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your pockets toolbelt: A screw driver, a pipewrench, a box cutter, and a tape measure.

Bob does what any sane man would do in this commotion: use a directory to find the hardware store. (sorry for the delay)

1 - Bob tries to locate a hardware store but wanders into a Victoria's Secret Lingerie shop instead. He stares at the pretty pictures for what seems to be ~too long~ a time. It's probably what most men would do given the circumstances.

Spoiler: It's all photoshopped, real women dont look like this! (click to show/hide)

https://i.imgur.com/GUPflpU.jpg

Go down to the third floor looking for Korean Cuisine

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Kim
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Dictator
Appearance: Short, fat, with a monk-style haircut.
Personality: Power-hungry, egotistic and perfect meme-material.
Professional Skills: aiming arguing, ummm...
Hobbies: Ignoring loudspeakers, giving out ultimatums.
What I have in my pockets: The list of nuclear launch codes for tried and tested missiles and warheads that definitely work, a picture of Comrade Putin kissing Trump, darts.

1 - You go down a floor and see a Korean Ramen restaurant in front of you. But it's all south Korean cuisine, nothing like the hard bland barley porridge that strong righteous men of the north are used to. It fills you with shame and anger that your hated foes dine so well because of their ~western ways~.

[Ultramarine Prime]

"Well, while I'm here, I could buy something nice for Wendy."

Bob peruses the selection of bras and panties, excusing himself as he moves between mannequins. After finding a nice, lacy set in her size, he checks to see if he can afford it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt: A screw driver, a pipewrench, a box cutter, and a tape measure.

[Glass]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack

Fortify the locations from which zombies could gain access to this location. Make sure we have access to the garden; I want to make sure we can use it for food production.

[CABL]

Spoiler: Roger Waters (click to show/hide)

Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here...
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.

Go and find Trump, then force feed him the whole cake.

[Egan_BW]

Those parts are superfluous. Continue attacking.

[Aigre Excalibur]

"Well, while I'm here, I could buy something nice for Wendy."

Bob peruses the selection of bras and panties, excusing himself as he moves between mannequins. After finding a nice, lacy set in her size, he checks to see if he can afford it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt: A screw driver, a pipewrench, a box cutter, and a tape measure.

6 - visualizing his beloved Wendy, and doing his best to remember her fitting measurements, Bob goes about choosing Lingerie. He picks out the most exquisite 2 piece set, mastercrafted from the softest silk, tastefully hiding the obvious while accentuating every curve, softly adorned with the most delicate laces... The price tag comes up to $3707. But as the shopgirl runs outside to check the commotion, Bob nicks the lingerie.

Those parts are superfluous. Continue attacking.

5 - Jane headbutts the cannibal on top of her and bites into his throat. Blood spurts everywhere. The other cannibals cheer her on.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack

Fortify the locations from which zombies could gain access to this location. Make sure we have access to the garden; I want to make sure we can use it for food production.

To secure the roof garden would mean securing the entire fifth floor and all the access points that open into it. There are 2 escalators leading to the mall, 2 passenger lifts, and at least 2 hidden service lifts with a fire escape. If you secure the library alone, you would only have to barricade the entrance.

Continue?

Spoiler: Roger Waters (click to show/hide)

Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here...
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.

Go and find Trump, then force feed him the whole cake.

Roger wanders out of the Cinemas after a screening. He feels the sudden urge for cake and social justice and heads towards the Swensens.

[Glass]

What about fortifying the garden?
Actually, could I get a floor plan for the 5th floor? So I can strategize.

[CABL]

"Hello, I would like to order a custom cake for a friend. Just make a base for the cake itself, and completely cover it with sugar frosting. What, no, my friend can totally tolerate such amounts of sugar." After the waiter accepted the order of Roger, he stood up and screamed "HEY, PEOPLE! DO YOU WANT TO HEAR, OR RATHER SEE, SOME DISTURBING TRUTH ABOUT THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA?!"

Show the public a picture of Donald Trump fapping to Hitler's thin mustache in order to tarnish Trump's name.
If successful, gather a band from the restaurant's visitors, then pay Trump a visit and give him the cake.