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[PaPaj]

Try and go to the roof

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Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
XXL Tub of Popcorn
Status: Bleeding from the anus.

[Aigre Excalibur]

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Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms

Get the garbage chute's stair access blocked.
Unfortunately, these impromptu slingshots are unlikely to be of much use against zombies. However, in large enough quantities, they could be useful to defend against human enemies, so sure, give everyone one of them.
However, as I asked, are there any hardcover books here heavy enough to be effective melee weapons? Or maybe there's umbrellas around?
What were the other shops on this floor?

Have you ever seen books used in Melee? When I got into a fight in the library, I used a pencil. And was almost expelled for threatening deadly force on another student.

[Glass]

Blunt weapons are still weapons. They're more effective against stuff like zombies, anyway. Good as both shields and for pushing them. Probably easier to use them to take off zombie heads with them, too.
Sharp weapons are more effective against things that still need stuff like "bloodflow" and "unpunctured necks".

[Aigre Excalibur]

Books are not well balanced as weapons. They need two hands to stabilize which will leave you open. A Chair or a chair leg is a better melee weapon.

[Glass]

Well, we've got those too, right? I mean, we've got chairs and tables we've been using for barricades. Do we have more of them that we can start making into weapons?

[CABL]

"Come on, you chubby fuck! Tell the police to stop shooting at us! You're the president of the USA, they will listen to you!" Screamed Roger at Trump.

Hunker down for now. When Putin kills the police, get out from this place at any cost!

Spoiler: Roger Waters (click to show/hide)

Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here...
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Okay, apparently there is a reason why Putin is ex-KGB agent.

Super slow motion bullet time jump shooting! Guaranteed success.

Spoiler: Vladimir Putin (click to show/hide)

Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery.  He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.

Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE

1 - Vladmir Putin Tries to squeeze through the gap in the Shutters to engage the security officers in gunjitsu. But he is bloated with cake. A sharp edge in the shutters catches across the chest - Tearing the muscle through the cake stained business suit.

The security officers eagerly attempt to shoot the pinned Putin.

1 - The gun shots plink about the metal shutters, failing to connect with their target, but somehow unhinging the entire structure which topples over and falls on Putin.

"Come on, you chubby fuck! Tell the police to stop shooting at us! You're the president of the USA, they will listen to you!" Screamed Roger at Trump.

Hunker down for now. When Putin kills the police, get out from this place at any cost!

Spoiler: Roger Waters (click to show/hide)

Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here...
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.

Roger hunkers down behind Trump, screaming at him like a lover.

Then a gang of cannibals arrive at the scene and charge both groups. Putin, the only one whose head is sticking out of the shutters, sees ten cannibals rush towards the security officers, who start firing frantically. Another ten are coming straight for you!

I try to get out, failing that, fight fire with fire

4 - You endure the pain from your burning flesh and reach the shutters. You bang on them desperately. The south Korean staff stand outside. They point and laugh.

Try and go to the roof

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Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
XXL Tub of Popcorn
Status: Bleeding from the anus.

Johnson heads towards the roof... but...

1 - A hungry cannibal catches the scent of the blood coming from his anus and starts stalking him. He can easily get to the barricade, but will lead the stalker straight to the fortress.

Did not receive a response, so I'm assuming I'm in the gardens now.

Offer my construction services to secure all the barricades, ask the person who looks like they are in charge to ration the food.

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Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)

Supermarket trolley:
XXL Popcorn
XXL Pepsi™
10 Packs of Nachos
Tub of industrial Nacho cheese

6 - You present yourself as a master barricade builder. Several schoolgirls start swooning. You are informed that Jack the stunt man is the acting overseer of this fortress. They apologize for relieving you of your nachos and promise to share.

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Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms

Get the garbage chute's stair access blocked.
Unfortunately, these impromptu slingshots are unlikely to be of much use against zombies. However, in large enough quantities, they could be useful to defend against human enemies, so sure, give everyone one of them.
However, as I asked, are there any hardcover books here heavy enough to be effective melee weapons? Or maybe there's umbrellas around?
What were the other shops on this floor?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of the Bookworms

Found your sheet for you!

You direct the bookworm brigade to barricade the cargo lift access. Fortunately, they are all connected by the same corridor. Bob the master barricade builder offers his services and helps direct the construction. He reports that without nails, all you can do is merely pile things on each other.

Rooftop barricades:

East Escalator: Barricaded with 6 tables
West Escalator: Barricaded with 6 tables

East Passenger lifts: None
East Passenger lift fire escape: 2 tables

West Passenger lifts: None
West Passenger lift fire escape: 2 tables

West Exterior stairwell: 5 chairs

Cargo Lift Corridors: Barricading in progress.
East Cargo Lift: None
Central Cargo Lift: None
Central Garbage Chute's Stair Access: None

Library West Fire Escape: None
Library East Fire Escape: None

Interior Perimeter:
Library Entrance: Barricaded with 5 bookshelves and a number of tables.

[Glass]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms

While the bookworms and Bob continue making barricades, look around the fifth floor for more useful supplies.

[CABL]

Feeling desperate due to the extreme situation, Roger grabs his guitar like a two-handed club, with a clear desire to fight the cannibals.

Smash the incoming cannibals with wide swings of my guitar.

Spoiler: Roger Waters (click to show/hide)

Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here...
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.

[PaPaj]

Pranoia mode activated, fuck the roof i am going to the hardware store and look for a good sized wrench to beat people with

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Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
XXL Tub of Popcorn
Status: Bleeding from the anus.

[wertyzerty]

'Those bastards. They shall pay to the regime!'( said to himself)
Beg to the southern filth for mercy. Beg them that they take me back. If this succeeds, stab them in the back with a knife I stole from the kitchen or the darts that I have in my pocketses.

[AoshimaMichio]

Pfft, power through the wreck with strength only true machoman can have. Pull out combat knife and use my awesome spetsnaz sure kill combat techniques to defend myself.

Spoiler: Vladimir Putin (click to show/hide)

Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery.  He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.

Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Teared chest muscle

[Secheral]

Can I still join?

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Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
5 stones
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter

[Aigre Excalibur]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably definitely this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms

While the bookworms and Bob continue making barricades, look around the fifth floor for more useful supplies.

You find a book trolley made entirely of metal!

Pranoia mode activated, fuck the roof i am going to the hardware store and look for a good sized wrench to beat people with

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jonhson
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Engineer
Appearance: He looks like an old gold digger for some reason https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/bb/83/cdbb83af4ca847b0d17bdfb9afd371b5--hopes-and-dreams-cowboy-art.jpg
Personality: Basically a old man that always has a smile on his face
Professional Skill(s): Engineering , Building
Hobbies: Electrician , Tactical Wrench Fighting , Drinking
What do you have in your pockets: Leatherman Wave Multitool, Screwdriver, Canteen (with alcochol)
XXL Tub of Popcorn
Status: Bleeding from the anus.

You turn into the hypermart. You sixth sense is now acutely aware of the stalkers. You now suspect there might be more than one. You Equip a kitchen Knife in one hand and a frying pan in the other.

Feeling desperate due to the extreme situation, Roger grabs his guitar like a two-handed club, with a clear desire to fight the cannibals.

Smash the incoming cannibals with wide swings of my guitar.

Spoiler: Roger Waters (click to show/hide)

Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance: Here...
Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A holey guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.

3 - You run outside and swing the guitar. It bops the nearest cannibal, sending both of you flying in opposite directions!

Pfft, power through the wreck with strength only true machoman can have. Pull out combat knife and use my awesome spetsnaz sure kill combat techniques to defend myself.

Spoiler: Vladimir Putin (click to show/hide)

Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery.  He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.

Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Teared chest muscle
index finger on left hand missing. middle finger on left hand missing. fourth finger of left hand missing.

1 - You shuffle out from under the wreck of the shutters. It cuts into you more. You draw your knife, but take 3 fingers off your own left hand while doing so.

Meanwhile the security officer engage the nearby cannibals in glorious combat.

4,4 - Both groups seem to be taking casualties in equal proportions. Cannibals are falling to bullets. Rentacops are getting mauled by savage fury. The blood god Armok looks down and smiles.

Can I still join?

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Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
5 stones
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter

Carp Eater was in the library talking to little children about the terrors of carp while showcasing his *artifact* carvings. Then some punk named Jack came upstairs and declared himself overseer of the fortress.

[Secheral]

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Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
5 stones
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter

I silently curse this "Bob" under my breath for interrupting an important part of the lesson. These children need this knowledge, the knowledge of the gliding enemy beneath the waves, if they wish to survive in the world. Does this upstart cheese grater really think he can just barge in here with his fancy title? No, this simply won't do. Maybe he's actually a carp in disguise. Yes, that must be it, I can see it in his soulless little eyes.
Tear off a page with a drawing of a carp from one of the many layers of my suit. Attempt to exorcise the carp from Bob.