ROUND 1, TURN 2
Climb into the Gundam's cockpit. If someone tries to shoot me, demonstrate how to properly dodge a bullet with my Education skill.
Expecting the greatest possible amount of resistance, Enemy Post scrambles into the cockpit of the Gundam, narrowly dodging some sort of prize whizzing past his head!
As he tries to power up the Gundam, however, he hears a mechanical voice saying "Startup sequence halted. Operator not recognized."
Then, he hears an explosion as the Gundam starts to tip over, hurtling for the ground!
Assuming I'm young enough, act natural so that the students don't notice anything's amiss. Once the heat's off a little, stride over to the professor's desk and peek in the drawers. If he's anything like a Call of Cthulhu-type scholar, he'll keep a revolver or some other handgun in one of the cabinets.
If I can't blend in as a student, blend in as the substitute instead, teaching the class about Communism and Socialism. That's humanities, right?
The students really don't seem to care too much about Greatness, and so he causally ducks into a nearby classroom.
[Search: 10]
Most people in this modern day and age wouldn't expect a college professor to have a gun. Looks like Greatness found the one professor who still actually brings a gun to their classes.
[+Astra 400]
Scowling holding his shoulder with a fierce growl on their counteance. This coulden't do this was abominable! This was terrible!
Rip some of my clothes and make a bandage. Kick the step ladder away with a well aimed soccer kick. Kick the fool closest to getting in the cockpit with my award. He will suffer.
[Strength: 5 - 2 (Pain)]
Despite their best efforts, AbstractTraitorHero is unable to tear away any clothing to make a bandage!
They still, however, dash outside in a valiant attempt to protect their precious Gundam!
[Kicking: 5 - 2 (Pain)]
Their foot connects with the stepladder, but it barely shudders and fails to fall over.
[5 - 2 (Pain) v. 4]
And they just barely miss Enemy Post before he can enter the cockpit! Overall, a bad time to AbstractTraitorHero.
"If I can't have the gundam, then no one can!"
Reload my gun. Then apply my Engineering expertise to identify a flammable weak point on the gundam. Shoot that weak point, if I can.
First, GigaGiant reloads his gun. Ka-chunk.
[Engineering: 10 + 2]
He notices an exposed panel on the gundam's leg. From his superb engineering skills, GigaGiant is able to determine that there should be an energy core somewhere behind that panel!
[Shooting: 10]
As the bullets tear through the paneling, a massive explosion bursts forth, sending the Gundam a-toppling to the ground!
Shouldn't my space pirate have also made a save against Peaceful Protest?
Have my space pirate execute Puppyguard with a laser blast to the face. Congratulate him on the work that he's done so far.
If he retroactively has to save against Peaceful Protest and fails his safe, take his gun from him and kill Puppyguard myself.
Otherwise, help defend my rock-buddy (Enemy Post) by using my drone to distract GigaGiant.
Enemy Post, if you pick me up with your gundam later, I might be able to help you co-pilot and/or repair it or something, seeing as I get a bonus to robotics (a mecha counts as a robot, right?).
[Retroactive Space Pirate Resist: 1]
The space pirate, overcome with horror at what he has done to poor Puppyguard, throws down his gun and begins wailing in agony and despair! As the pirate sobs and wails, ATHATH takes this time to grab the space gun and finish off the vile anarchist!
[10]
Pressing the space gun against Puppyguard's head, ATHATH pulls the trigger, completely melting it, the floor, and several feet of rock in the process!
Puppyguard's face got liquefied by ATHATH![+Article:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_George_Washington_Carver]
At the same time, ATHATH suddenly feels a burning shot of pain fly up his leg! Unable to remain stable from the shock, he falls to the ground!
Meanwhile, the SS George Washington Carver suddenly pops into existence in the Barceloneta, scaring the wits out of a group of local fishermen.
Shoot at ATHATH no one tries to distract me from my targets
[10v8]
Furious at ATHATH for stealing his kill, ziizo lets a burst of AK fire permeate ATHATH's foot, causing him to fall to the ground!
A 1 to resist? Oh well, if you can't beat things up with 'em, join 'em.
"DOWN with the Gundam, that tool of war that encourages great wars in its fiction, and a weapon unlike any other in OUR tranquil world!
Convince the other protestors to disable and unmake the Gundam, at least topple it over.
While OceanSoul is able to convince the protesters of the evils of the Gundam, they vehemently refuse to destroy it as that would be an act of violence that would surely destroy many lives in the process.
Then, as if a fog was clearing from OceanSoul's head, he no longer feels the call of nonviolence!
[No longer swept into protest]
FallacyOfUrist suddenly pops into existence in the Languages building, situated slightly to the north of the Historic and Humanities buildings. She comes equipped with two fairly dangerous looking firearms, as well as a Siberian Cat, which sits quietly at her feet. If one were to look closely, they would see that she has distinctly feline eyes, with tall slit pupils and amber irises.
Name: Enemy Post
Gender: Male
Nationality: Dutch
Status: Fine
Higher Education in Sri Lanka: +2 Education
Domkirkepladsen 1: +5000 Kroner, +2 Architecture
Mining Industry of Sudan: +2 Mining, +Gold Nugget, +Lump of Iron Ore
William Julius Wilson: +3 Sociology, +PhD in Sociology
La Plagne: +2 Skiing, +Plagne Center Lift Ticket
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 Euros, 5000 Kroner, Gold Nugget, Lump of Iron Ore, PhD in Sociology, Plagne Center Lift Ticket
Name: ATHATH
Gender: Male
Nationality: British
Status: Bullet Wound in Foot (Bleed Out: 12 Turns)
Points: 1
The Death of Sleep: +2 Sci-fi Writing, +Ally: Space Pirate
Geoffrey Armstrong Buddle: +2 Ornithology, +2 Civil Engineering, +British WWI Officer’s Uniform
Collegiate Aerial Robotics Demonstration: +2 Robotics, +Miniature Drone
Colossus of Ostermunzel: +Colossus of Ostermunzel
Dark Star: +Dark Star CD, +2 Music
SS George Washington Carver: +SS George Washington Carver
Assets: British WWI Officer’s Uniform, 50 Euros, Miniature Drone, Colossus of Ostermunzel, Dark Star CD, Space Gun (4/6, Medium Reload
Ally: Space Pirate [Status: Fine. Assets: Space Pirate Clothes,)]
Name: OceanSoul
Gender: Female
Nationality: American
Status: Fine
New Evening Post: +New Evening Post Newspaper, +2 Journalism
Konstantin Vishnyakov: +2 Canoeing, +1 Athletics, +Canoe, +Bronze Medal
Microbeads: +Vial of Microbeads
Lisa Shihoten: +2 Violin Playing, +Violin
Rick Leed: +2 Film Production
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 Euros, New Evening Post Newspaper, Canoe, Bronze Medal, Vial of Microbeads, Violin
Name: ziizo
Gender: Male
Nationality: Czech
Status: Fine
AK-47: +AK-47 with Bayonet
Riverboat Rhythm: +2 Comedy, +Riverboat Rhythm DVD
Techdirt: +2 Blogging, +2 Information Security
Declarative Learning: +Ability: Enhanced Learning
Petr Hapka: +2 Musical Composition
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 Euros, AK-47 with Bayonet (20/30, Medium Reload), Riverboat Rhythm DVD
Abilities:
Enhanced Learning: Upon learning about a topic from an expert, gain a permanent +1 to all future rolls regarding that topic. An expert is defined as someone who has devoted 10+ years of their lives to a subject or profession. You must have a sustained conversation with the expert about the subject for at least two minutes to get the bonus.
Name: GigaGiant
Gender: Male
Nationality: Indian
Status: Fine
Blast Theory: +2 Interactive Media, +2 Digital Broadcasting
Imperial Japanese Army 93rd Division: +Type 30 Rifle, +Imperial Japanese Army Uniform
TK Ramanuja Kavirajar: +2 Poetry, +2 Playwriting, +2 Law
Eric Sun: +2 Engineering, +2 Statistics, +1 Computer Science
Antiestrogen: +Vial of Antiestrogens
Assets: Imperial Japanese Army Uniform, 50 Euros, Type 30 Rifle (4/5, Long Reload), Vial of Antiestrogens
Name: AbstractTraitorHero
Gender: Male
Nationality: Ukrainian
Status: Bullet wound in shoulder, medium bleeding [11 turns], In pain [1 turn]
Gulbenkian Science Prize: +1 Science, +Gulbenkian Science Prize
Branko Elsner: +2 Soccer, +2 Management, +Soccer Ball
Ivan Bahrianyi: +2 Writing, +2 Politics
Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ: +ZZ Gundam
Marian Burros: +2 Cooking, +2 Food Journalism, +Cookbook
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 Euros, Gulbenkian Science Prize, Soccer Ball, ZZ Gundam [Status: Legs destroyed. High Mega Cannon (1/1, Long Reload. Disables ZZ Gundam for 2 turns after use). Beam Cannon (2/2, Long Reload)], Cookbook
Name: Greatness
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Status: Fine
Britain’s Road to Socialism: +2 Socialism, +Communist Party of Britain Membership
Sam Mattis: +2 Track and Field, +1 Athletics, +Discus
KBPR: +2 Classical Music, +Ownership of KBPR
USS Stockdale: +2 Sailing, +USS Stockdale
Horse Pens 40: +2 Rock Climbing,+Camping Gear
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 Euros, Communist Party of Britain Membership, Discus, Ownership of KBPR, USS Stockdale, Camping Gear, Astra 400 (8/8, Quick Reload)
Name: FallacyOfUrist
Gender: Female
Nationality: Italian-American
Status: Fine
Alessandra Farkas: +2 Writing, +2 Journalism
Gun Laws in New York: +1 Shooting, +.357 IMI Desert Eagle, +FP6 Combat Shotgun
Minh Le: +2 Programming, +2 Game Design
Siberian Cat: +Ally: Siberian Cat, +Ability: Cat Vision
Edith Ewing Bouvier Beale: +1 Singing, +2 Social Skills
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 Euros, .357 IMI Desert Eagle (8/8, Quick Reload), FP6 Combat Shotgun (6/6, Medium Reload)
Allies:
Siberian Cat [Status: Fine]
Abilities:
Cat Vision: You can see as a cat does, getting night vision and a wider field of view. However, you are also red-colorblind and are nearsighted compared to a normal human.
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