Here goes.
[OOC] My character is extremely pretentious
A messenger enters the great fortress.He speaks in a nasal voice, I can feel an air of pretentiousness from him. I am already thinking whether it will be a lava pool or just spikes. If this fortress I have been dispatched to even has that. I am doomed to another hell-hole for a year. Yay. Farming and mining. I’m a noble, not a bloody peasant.
Anyway, that damned messenger:
The God-Emperor of the whole of Dwarven kind hand sent upon you a blessing, a miracle, in the form of wertyzerty, the new master of this fortress! Rejoice! He will end hunger, pain and death!
I don’t think you can tell I wrote the script.
Autumncrawl is finally mine! In no time I shall find my way around easily. I must say I appreciate the design, but it is lacking danger. I shall fix that, with a bit of hope.
1st of Granite: I walked into the fortress, and what do I see? A shortage of barrels. The God Emperor would frown upon that. I have ordered 50 barrels to be made.
5th of Granite: My predecessor has left me with the gift of a sociopathic dwarf. Apparently he wants cloth and some stone. I’ll get him some of that, lest he strips naked and runs around. Trust me, you do not want to see this guy without clothes on. And of course, none of my miners are actually mining.
6th of Granite: What the hell, why is there so much booze everywhere??? I think that’s where all the barrels went…
8th of Granite: I have ordered tetrahedrite to be mined. I looked down there and thank the god emperor for divine rule.
11th of Granite: It’s the Elves… Hopefully they’ll take the booze and our crappy crafts.
12th of Granite: These bastards have nothing! Nothing! (Of use) All I’m buying is a crappy silk thing for some chalk stuff. I am now striving to go further down, looking for silk for a mood. I have the other two types so it can only be that.
20th of Granite: The mayor has mandated crowns. What a nice thought for me. Sadly I cannot equip it, so it will have to be in my mind. I’ve always wanted my own imaginary crown.
3rd of Slate: A
giant cardinal has been captured! Thanks to the liberal application of cage traps, we have succeeded! In other news, I designated many animals for slaughter, and am attempting to train the
Giant Jaguar as a war animal.
5th Slate: Success at last! Well, only two days. Now we need to tame the cardinal.
9th of Slate: Caverns Ahoy! Finally some silk for that damned mechanic before he goes mad. I can’t see any signs of
!!FUN!! carnage, but there sure are a lot of webs.
Later that day: Migrants. Yay. More mouths to feed. 31 more.
Confession: I bought a grizzly bear for fun…
14th of Slate: Well, the mechanic has gone mad. Good bye.
21th of Slate: The mayor wants more crowns. That bastard is getting power hungry! The god-emperor will not be pleased.
4th of Felsite: Due to the massive, influx of migrants, I have started designating bedrooms for my
minions followers.
I am in the process of constructing a secret trap tunnel for attackers to go through.
17th of Felsite: Finally the mad naked guy running around MY fort is going to die. Thank the emperor he was a heretic or we would have had to have a funeral.
21st of Felsite: I have found vomit everywhere. I wonder what could have happened…
24th of Felsite: Another one
DJ Khaled!. This time a child has been possessed. This basically means another mad guy is gonna be running around in about three months.
25th of Felsite: More caverns. And also the cardinal has been tamed!
[OOC] I have calculated, a year is going to take me 5.7 hours in real time.
3rd of Hematite: There seems to be a seminar on water clock reservoirs.
4th of Hematite: It’s a siege!!!! Also the seminar has moved onto prime divisors. There are only six goblins though. Someone has just abandoned their baby in the middle of the UNPROTECTED entrance. I have ordered everyone inside and sent many squads to kill the goblins.
5th of Hematite: The siege has been destroyed, annihilated. Good job to all the soldiers, including myself.
Basically it was carnage. I will not show everything, but trust me it is.
12th of Felsite: A human caravan arrives. I hope they don’t see their brightest minds laying dead on the floor. I should have timed it better. Oops. That’ll be for next time I guess
13th of Felsite: This is ridiculous! I kill them all, then two days later all the bloody scholars are back! Are they crazy? The bodies are still out there, rotting!
16th: The kid has started a mysterious construction.
21st of Felsite: Tiristemal Otin Resil has been crafted! It’s a diorite crown. For me I presume. The kid is lucky I did not smite him for not using gold.
I’ve got to say, I did not see this coming. I think something is having a path finding issue. I’m leaving it here, I guess. Unless you want me to keep playing, in which case a year will take me 112 hours.
Just quickly for the next player: The fort is in a mess, especially the entrance. The wood burners and other thing are for the copper spikes, of which I have ordered many(many) to be made. The unlabelled lever in the statue room is to be connected to the maze, to have control over whether it is open or closed. The maze is not connected to the fort.
LNP says the game graphics cannot be changed because it will break the raws. I tried it before booting up the game and it said the same thing don’t worry.
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