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[MeimieFan88]

Game name: AdventureVenture



Fox: "Hello person reading this! Come quick! An important awaits you! But first, who or what are you!?"

Spoiler: "Character Select" (click to show/hide)

a. A person.


b. Scribbles.


c. A unicorn shark.


d. Whatever this thing is.


e. Someone trying to lick their elbow.


f. An internet troll.


g. A newspaper.


h. A different newspaper.


i. HW-FFb-737.


j. A third newspaper that is also different from the other two.


k. A dog wearing a hat.


l. Anonymous hot girl.


m. Lip gloss. No wait that's boring. How about... REALITY?


n. A teacher teaching students about... wtf are those things?


o. Lara (picture is text that says 'Lara').


p. An article of clothing.


q. ZEB1 Antibody.


r. Anti-ZEB1 Antibody.


s. A picture of kittens.


t. Another article of clothing.


u. A download button.


v. A flower.


w. A microphone no wait a radio!


x. A UFO.


y. An anime-looking character.


z. A chart or some shit please don't pick this one.

Fox: "Also, what's you got there!?"

Spoiler: "Starting Item Select" (click to show/hide)

a. Monies x10
b. Experience Points x100
c. Rod of Insanity x1
d. Smurfs x1,000
e. Barbecue Forks x10,000
f. Lives x3
g. Letters of Complaint x30
h. Tomatoes x300
i. Bottles of Lotion x3,000

Fox: "WARNING: Updates may not be as quick as me! Because y'know, I'm a fox! And foxes are supposed to be quick! Haven't you heard the phrase 'The quick purple fox jumps over the lazy dog!?' Well, I was that quick purple fox!"

Spoiler: "Empty spoiler clickbait" (click to show/hide)

[RoseHeart]

A ufo with one-thousand smurfs

[King Zultan]

j. A third newspaper that is also different from the other two.
and
d. Smurfs x1,000

[VoidSlayer]

q. ZEB1 Antibody.
a. Monies x10

Because if we are going to be an antibody, might as well be rich!

[FallacyofUrist]

y.
a.

[GigaGiant]

A. A person
F. Lives x 3

[MeimieFan88]

Hmm well you didn't seem very sure of who/what you were, so I asked the God of Randomness, who told me that you are in fact a UFO with 1000x Smurfs!

Indeed!

And now, your journey begins to unfold!...


...!



You're drifting through space, like UFOs often do, when suddenly!
A space taco appears in the distance straight ahead! According to advanced space alien technology, a collision will be imminent if you don't like, move or something!



How do you respond!?

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A UFO
HP: 5/5

Spoiler: "Inventory" (click to show/hide)

Smurfs x1000

~

[Screech9791]

Shoot about 100 or so smurfs at it to eat the taco

[GigaGiant]

Use our tractor beam to bring the taco aboard.

[MeimieFan88]

Hmm again you seemed unsure of what you wanted to do so I asked the God of Randomness again, who decided to have you act on the whim of shooting about 100 or so smurfs at the taco to eat it!

However due to a nearby solar flare you panicked and sprayed smurfs every all over! Only about 18 of them made it to the space taco, who have begun the task of eating it! It would take them quite a while to finish eating it!

Your trajectory was also alterred during the commotion so you are now drifting in a slightly different direction!



~
UFO
HP: 5/5

Spoiler: "Inventory" (click to show/hide)

Smurfs x900

~

[GigaGiant]

Use our tractor beam to rescue the smurfs not on the taco.

[King Zultan]

Use our tractor beam to rescue the smurfs not on the taco.
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+1 Yes we might need those smurfs.

[MeimieFan88]

You decidedly decide to use your tractor beam to rescue the smurfs not on the taco!

There are a lot of them floating around everywhere, it looks like a screensaver or something! After some maneuvering you manage to pick up about half of them before the rest begin to scatter and float off!



~
A UFO
HP: 5/5

Spoiler: "Inventory" (click to show/hide)

Smurfs x942

~

[GigaGiant]

Use our tractor beam on the taco to bring it aboard.

[King Zultan]

Use our tractor beam on the taco to bring it aboard.

Also try to save the other smurfs that we could not get before.