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[King Zultan]

Try to wake up the cyclobot leader and get it to tell us what the tower and room x are, and get the smurfs from second camp and the lead back on the ship.

[MeimieFan88]

You try to wake up the Cyclobot Leader by rebooting its systems.

Cyclobot Leader: "...SYSTEMS RESTORED. CONFUSION... MISSING MEMORY DATA... HOSTILE TARGET ACQUIRED!"

The Cyclobot Leader tries to engage its weapons systems, but finds itself paralyzed by the Mutated Smurf.

You: "WHAT IS THE TOWER? WHAT IS ROOM X?"

Cyclobot Leader: "ACCESS DENIED! INSUFFICIENT AUTHORIZATION."

The Mutated Smurf slams on the Cyclobot Leader's control panels, breaching its security protocols!

You: "WHAT IS THE TOWER? WHAT IS ROOM X?"

Cyclobot Leader: "THE TOWER IS A STRUCTURE ON THIS PLANET. IT CONTAINS A GALACTIC COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE, WHERE I REPORT DATA TO MY EMPLOYER."

You: "WHAT KIND OF DATA?"

Cyclobot Leader: "INTRA-PLANETARY OBSERVATIONS. I KEEP TRACK OF WHAT HAPPENS HERE."

You: "WHAT ELSE IS AT THIS TOWER?"

Cyclobot Leader: "UNKNOWN. I HAVE ONLY BEEN GRANTED ACCESS TO THE FIRST LEVEL OF THE TOWER."

You: "WHAT IS ROOM X?"

Cyclobot Leader: "A ROOM ON THE FIRST LEVEL OF THE TOWER. I HAVE INSTRUCTIONS TO STAY CLEAR OF THE ROOM UNLESS TOLD OTHERWISE BY MY EMPLOYER."

Meanwhile, you have the smurfs from the second camp pod themselves back to the ship along with the lead they mined. Apparently, they also found a shiny Rainbow Gem at the site.





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Spoiler: "UFO Inventory" (click to show/hide)

Smurfs x694
Super Smurfs x24
Super Smurfs armed with Bone Spears and Bone Armors x18
Omanyte
Newspaper (Bottom Half)
Plant Tank with Flower
Lead Ore x200
Rainbow Gem
Nebulon the Nebulous Cloud Being
Nebulon's Smurfs x180
Nebulon's Super Smurf
Nebulon's Newspaper (Top Half)

Spoiler: "Smurf Encampment Ruins" (click to show/hide)

Mutated Smurf
Cyclobot Leader (Disoriented)
Gun Turret Wreckage x2
Cyclobot Wreckage x2
Hyper-Glass Containment Cell (Locked)

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[Maximum Spin]

This doesn't sound like any of my problem. He's going to give me the box code while he's compliant, and then I'm going to leave with my property. To prepare for the full-scale invasion.

[King Zultan]

This doesn't sound like any of my problem. He's going to give me the box code while he's compliant, and then I'm going to leave with my property. To prepare for the full-scale invasion.

+1

[MeimieFan88]

You: "GIVE ME THE CODE FOR THE CONTAINMENT CELL."

Cyclobot Leader: "...AFFIRMATIVE. THE CODE IS 38089."

You enter the code, and the cell dissolves, releasing the smurfs stuck inside! The rescued smurfs cheer as you receive Experience Points x10!



You then pack up your things and head back out into the planetary atmosphere. To prepare for the full-scale invasion.





Approximately 2 hours remain before the Cyclobot Leader is supposed to meet 'Lara' at the Tower.

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Spoiler: "UFO Inventory" (click to show/hide)

Smurfs x694 - Little blue organisms that inhabit the ship.
Super Smurfs x24 - These Smurfs are a bit stronger and smarter than regular ones.
Super Smurfs armed with Bone Spears and Bone Armors x42 - These Super Smurfs have been equipped with gear crafted from fossils found in space.
Mutated Smurf - This Smurf is the result of experimentation gone awry! However it has pledged its life to serving you.
Omanyte - This creature was revived from a Helix Fossil found in space. It seems to respond particularly well to the Mutated Smurf.
Plant Tank containing a Flower - A flower growing inside a small aquarium, gifted to you from Nebulon.
Newspaper (Bottom Half) - Bottom half of a piece of newspaper found in space. Contains taco coupons, advertisements, and some sort of holographic game requiring a ticket.
Rainbow Gem - A shiny gem found on the Rogue Planet.
Salvaged Turret Parts x2 - Salvaged parts from Gun Turrets that were severely damaged.
Lead Ore x200 - Blocks of lead ore mined by the Smurfs.
Iron Ore x50 - Blocks of iron ore mined by the Smurfs.
Experience Points x10 - These units of data seem highly adaptable and may be used to upgrade current systems with a high chance of success.
Nebulon - A nebulous cloud being that was inhabiting a Space Taco you brought on board.
Nebulon's Smurfs x180 - Smurfs that you gave to Nebulon as a tribute.
Nebulon's Super Smurf - A Super Smurf that you gave to Nebulon as a tribute.
Nebulon's Newspaper (Top Half) - Top half of a piece of newspaper found in space. Contains info about a planet Xeon.

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[King Zultan]

Use some of the lead, iron, turret parts, and the experience points to upgrade the ufo's laser and use it on the tower.

[banelord]

We may want to develop a method of producing more smurfs. I suggest cloning pods

[Maximum Spin]

We may want to develop a method of producing more smurfs. I suggest cloning pods

+1

[MeimieFan88]

You use some of the lead, iron, turret parts, and experience points to upgrade the UFO's laser, and use it on the Tower!

The laser hits some sort of force field protecting the tower, ultimately blasting through it, but barely damaging the tower.



An alarm is triggered, sending Cyclobots and other battle-bots from everywhere to converge at your location! They fire their weapons at you, blasting through your shields!



Meanwhile inside the ship, you develop a cloning pod prototype in order to try and produce more smurfs. The prototype however doesn't seem to work, and the smurfs aren't able to figure out why.



Approximately 1 hour remains until 'Lara' supposedly arrives at the Tower.

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UFO Shields: 0/5
UFO HP: 10/10

Spoiler: "UFO Inventory" (click to show/hide)

Smurfs x694 - Little blue organisms that inhabit the ship.
Super Smurfs x24 - These Smurfs are a bit stronger and smarter than regular ones.
Super Smurfs armed with Bone Spears and Bone Armors x42 - These Super Smurfs have been equipped with gear crafted from fossils found in space.
Mutated Smurf - This Smurf is the result of experimentation gone awry! However it has pledged its life to serving you.
Omanyte - This creature was revived from a Helix Fossil found in space. It seems to respond particularly well to the Mutated Smurf.
Plant Tank containing a Flower - A flower growing inside a small aquarium, gifted to you from Nebulon.
Newspaper (Bottom Half) - Bottom half of a piece of newspaper found in space. Contains taco coupons, advertisements, and some sort of holographic game requiring a ticket.
Rainbow Gem - A shiny gem found on the Rogue Planet.
Salvaged Turret Parts x1 - Salvaged parts from Gun Turrets that were severely damaged.
Lead Ore x175 - Blocks of lead ore mined by the Smurfs.
Iron Ore x25 - Blocks of iron ore mined by the Smurfs.
Experience Points x5 - These units of data seem highly adaptable and may be used to upgrade current systems with a high chance of success.
Nebulon - A nebulous cloud being that was inhabiting a Space Taco you brought on board.
Nebulon's Smurfs x180 - Smurfs that you gave to Nebulon as a tribute.
Nebulon's Super Smurf - A Super Smurf that you gave to Nebulon as a tribute.
Nebulon's Newspaper (Top Half) - Top half of a piece of newspaper found in space. Contains info about a planet Xeon.

Spoiler: "UFO Systems" (click to show/hide)

Laser Cannon (Level 2) - A laser weapon system. Upgrades allow it to deal an additional +5 damage.
Cloning Pod Prototype (Non-functional) - A cloning pod that is supposed to be able to clone Smurfs. However, it doesn't seem to be working, and the Smurfs aren't sure why.

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[Maximum Spin]

Fire defensively while leaving atmosphere to recover and rebuild our shields. Then begin genetic testing of the smurfs to figure out how they reproduce naturally. If the results indicate that this is possible, attempt to pair them off in private rooms to increase the smurf population.

[King Zultan]

Fire defensively while leaving atmosphere to recover and rebuild our shields. Then begin genetic testing of the smurfs to figure out how they reproduce naturally. If the results indicate that this is possible, attempt to pair them off in private rooms to increase the smurf population.

+1

Also use some of the experience points to up grade the shields.

[MeimieFan88]

You fire defensively while leaving the atmosphere to recover and rebuild your shields.



You then begin genetic testing of the smurfs to figure out how they reproduce naturally...



The results seem to indicate that the smurfs are a one-gendered, selectively hermaphroditic species that reproduce via some kind of "mating dance".

You attempt to pair the smurfs off in private rooms to begin the reproduction process. There are about 50 rooms in the crew quarters, and you notify the smurfs of the task at hand. Soon, the rooms become occupied by pairs of smurfs, and the doors close behind them. It's uncertain how long the process is supposed to take, but it seems under way...



Meanwhile, you use the remaining experience points to upgrade the ship's shields. (Shield Generator has been upgraded to level 2.)



As the hour approaches for Lara's arrival, you spot a wormhole open near the planet, as a small convoy of ships emerge from within. The main force of the ships cruises towards the Tower, as two smaller ships diverge and begin scouting the planet's surroundings. One of the scouting ships seems to have spotted you, as it heads towards you...



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UFO Shields: 10/10
UFO HP: 10/10

Spoiler: "UFO Inventory" (click to show/hide)

Smurfs x694 - Little blue organisms that inhabit the ship.
Super Smurfs x24 - These Smurfs are a bit stronger and smarter than regular ones.
Super Smurfs armed with Bone Spears and Bone Armors x42 - These Super Smurfs have been equipped with gear crafted from fossils found in space.
Mutated Smurf - This Smurf is the result of experimentation gone awry! However it has pledged its life to serving you.
Omanyte - This creature was revived from a Helix Fossil found in space. It seems to respond particularly well to the Mutated Smurf.
Plant Tank containing a Flower - A flower growing inside a small aquarium, gifted to you from Nebulon.
Newspaper (Bottom Half) - Bottom half of a piece of newspaper found in space. Contains taco coupons, advertisements, and some sort of holographic game requiring a ticket.
Rainbow Gem - A shiny gem found on the Rogue Planet.
Salvaged Turret Parts x1 - Salvaged parts from Gun Turrets that were severely damaged.
Lead Ore x175 - Blocks of lead ore mined by the Smurfs.
Iron Ore x25 - Blocks of iron ore mined by the Smurfs.
Nebulon - A nebulous cloud being that was inhabiting a Space Taco you brought on board.
Nebulon's Smurfs x180 - Smurfs that you gave to Nebulon as a tribute.
Nebulon's Super Smurf - A Super Smurf that you gave to Nebulon as a tribute.
Nebulon's Newspaper (Top Half) - Top half of a piece of newspaper found in space. Contains info about a planet Xeon.

Spoiler: "UFO Systems" (click to show/hide)

Laser Cannon (Level 2) - A laser weapon system. Upgrades allow it to deal an additional +5 damage.
Shield Generator (Level 2) - A protective shielding system. Upgrades provide an additional +5 shields.
Cloning Pod Prototype (Non-functional) - A cloning pod that is supposed to be able to clone Smurfs. However, it doesn't seem to be working, and the Smurfs aren't sure why.

Spoiler: "UFO Events" (click to show/hide)

Smurf Procreation - About 100 Smurfs are currently engaged in "procreative endeavors" in the UFO's crew quarters, and will be unavailable for normal assignment until further notice.

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[Maximum Spin]

Hail the approaching ship: "Bonjour! Parlez-vous Français?"

[King Zultan]

Hail the approaching ship: "Bonjour! Parlez-vous Français?"

Get the laser ready in case that doesn't work.

[Maximum Spin]

Oh, also offer to share the resources from the planet with Nebulon and ask if he has any ideas about any of these goings-on.