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[Wooty]

This thread is updating almost real-time...wow.

The axis tank speeds forward and rams the axeman into a tree!
The tree (big tree. Redwood?) cracks, falls over, and pins the axmans axe arm to the ground.

[ January 24, 2008: Message edited by: Wooty ]

[apache1990]

AAUGH!  Anti-mech infantry!
You're supposed to climb up to the cockpit and blast the pilot, then steal the mech though.

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Apache, Entity, cancels pilot Axeman: no body.
Apache, Entity, possesses Axeman body!
The Axeman fires an AC20 at the Revolutionary in the left upper leg!
It is torn off completely!

[Wooty]

The axis tank fires at the revolutionary with its machine gun!
The revolutionary's lower body is riddled with bullet holes!

[apache1990]

The Axeman fires a volley of !!Inferno SRMs!! at the tree!
It is ignited!
The Axeman fires a machine gun at the Revolutionary in the upper body!
It is pierced!
The Revolutionary's heart has been pierced!

[Wooty]

The nazi tank discerns that the revolutionary is, in fact, fucked, and concentrates fire on the axeman.

The main cannon blast strikes the axeman in the machine gun!
It is badly damaged! The machinegun overheats and begins melting over the axeman!

[apache1990]

Apache, Axeman, lets loose a roar of laughter, fell and terrible (via PA system)!
The Axeman fires its AC20 at the Nazi tank in the front armor!
It is pierced completely!
The projectiles bounce wildly in the crew space!
The Nazi Gunner is torn to ribbons!
The gunsight is shattered!
The ammunition storage is hit!
It explodes into a huge fireball!
The Axeman is caught in the explosion!
The Axeman's AC20 is out of ammunition! (drat)

The !!redwood!! is weakening!

[ January 24, 2008: Message edited by: apache1990 ]

[Wooty]

The axeman's wires take severe damage in the heat! The tank is being electrocuted! The surviving two tank crew members limp to cover, well out of range of the melting axeman.

[apache1990]

*Heat level critical, shutdown imminent.*
"Oh, shut up!"
*Shutdown overidden.*
"Flush coolant, damn it!"
*PSSSSHHSHSHHHHHH*
*Heat level 2400K*
"Ah, perfect."

The Axeman is extinguished!
The !!redwood!! is extinguished by excess coolant!
The Axeman burns away the remains of the XXredwoodXX with its medium lasers.
The Axeman slowly stands up.

[Wooty]

The nazi tank crew slimks off to hide, reload, rest, and formulate a plan.

*Going to bed, don't incinerate mah dudes*

[apache1990]

Apache, Entity, cancels possess Axeman body: body too damaged.
The Axeman falls over.

Apache, Entity, reincarnates!
Apache, Elemental, wields a *titanium blade*.

[Impending Doom]

The Techmarine drops the nazi pilot's arms.
The techmarine stands before the revolutionary.

"Ease your pain, brother?"

The flying +Bolt Pistol Round+ strikes the Revolutionary in the head.
It explodes into gore!
The Revolutionary has been struck down.

[Xotes]

A White Mage Ninja has arrived!
The WMN enters sneak mode.
The WMN starts chanting.

[Impending Doom]

The Techmarine strikes Steve in the lower left leg with his plasma cutter.
It is repaired!
The Techmarine strikes Steve in the smoke canister launcher with his upper servo arm, right side.
It is reloaded!
The Techmarine strikes Steve in the tomb with his +Adeptus Mechanicus Teachings+
It is strenghtened with the power of the Machine Spirit!

[Armok]

It begins raining acid, both the addictive and corrosive kind.
The spinning -charged particles- strike the earth in the atmosphere!
it is illuminated!
A magnificent aurora has formed above.

The raining blood continues and is beginning to form small pools all over the place.
The acid rain strikes the vegetation in the leafs!
it is badly corroded!
the acid rain is consumed by elephants!
The elephant has gone berserk! x666

[DJ]

(My poor ghost... talk about overkill. And I was just about to cancel the strike and retreat.)

Jackson, redshirt, has arrived!
Jackson observes the carnage around him!
Jackson sets his phaser to kill!
Jackson shoots himself in the head! It explores in gore!
Jackson has been struck down!