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[Wooty]

The ejection seat crashes into the ground!
The nazi pilots right lower leg is broken!
The nazi pilot crawls to cover and begins loading a pistol.

[apache1990]

The Axeman swings its hatchet at the obstacles nearby the crash site.
The maple tree has been felled!
The bushes have been pruned!
The pine tree has been felled!
The power line has been severed! (BZZZAP!)
The telephone pole has been struck down!

[Impending Doom]

The Falling +Drop Pod+ strikes the !!Mangled Wreck of a Plane!! in the fuselage.
It is mangled!
The explosive bolts strike the drop pod in the doors.
It is opened!
Ultramarines go spewing out of the doors!
Brother Sgt. Primus Secundus Tertius, techmarine has arrived!

[Wooty]

The nazi pilot fires four rounds out of his pistol!
The axeman's first finger, right hand has been severed!
The axman's fourth finger, right hand has been mangled!
The axman's right hand has been damaged!
Sparks begin flying from the axeman's right hand!
The axeman's grip on the axe has been loosened.

(it is a mech type thing, right?)

[Impending Doom]

(If my knowledge of Mechwarrior does not fail me, the axe IS its hand)

The Techmarine grabs the nazi pilot by the left arm with his upper servo arm, right side!
The Techmarine grabs the nazi pilot by the right arm with his upper servo arm, left side!

[apache1990]

(Very much so, weighing 60 tons [or 65?], with very much heavy armor and stuff.  I'd say your shots didn't so much mangle the fingers, as damage the actuators.)

The Axeman's hand actuator has been damaged!
Apache, Axeman, is enraged!
The Axeman fires a volley of !!Inferno SRMs!! at the Nazi Pilot in the left upper arm!
It is battered!
The Nazi Pilot is covered in !!gel!!!
The surrounding !!terrain!! is on fire!
The Nazi Pilot is being incinerated!

[Wooty]

The nazi pilot fires the pistol twice with his teeth! (he's feeling lucky)
The left upper servo arm is damaged!
The left upper servo arm is damaged again!
The techmarine tightens his grip on the nzai with his right upper sevo arm!
The nazi pilot suddenly doesnt feel so lucky.

[apache1990]

The Nazi Pilot is being incinerated!

[Wooty]

Never underestimate nazis...Anyway, a SIXTY TON MECH is a little unfair. I get to exaggerate.

The nazi pilot bites bites himself in the throat!
Boiling hot blood begins spewing out of the wound!
The techmarine is caught in a cloud of boiling blood!
The nazi laughs like a maniac and begins to fade away...

[ January 24, 2008: Message edited by: Wooty ]

[Impending Doom]

The Techmarine shakes the nazi pilot around with his servo arms.
The left arm is torn away and remains in the Techmarine's grasp!
The right arm is torn away and remains in the Techmarine's grasp!
The nazi pilot gives in to pain.
The nazi pilot falls over.

[apache1990]

(Well, Steve the Dreadnought is quite large too.  And so is Fenrir.  And Armok is a GOD!)

The Axeman fires a machine gun at the Nazi Pilot in the upper body!
It is torn to ribbons!
The Nazi Pilot has been struck down.

[Wooty]

Steve is a dreadnought? Oops.. Ah well. This thread updates too fast!
Can someone give a (brief!) discription of dreadnought? I know of two kinds...

An itallian axis tank has arrived!
The tank begins spraying the area with light machinegun fire!

[ January 24, 2008: Message edited by: Wooty ]

[apache1990]

Apache, Axeman, is no longer enraged.
The Axeman fires dual medium lasers at the Italian Axis Tank in the front armor!
It is burned!
The Axeman fires a machine gun at the Italian Axis Tank in the turret!
It is covered with small pits!
The Axeman swings its hatchet at the Italian Axis Tank in the front armor!
It is gouged!

[Torak]

Revolutionary has arrived!
Revolutionary fires at the Axeman's head with his shotgun!
THE HEAD IS BLOWN COMPLETELY APART!
Oil and sparks shower out of the neck joint!
The oil has caught on fire!
The Axeman is lit on fire!
Revolutionary cancels be Liberal: Selling brownies.

[apache1990]

The Dreadnought is from Warhammer40k!
It is big!
It is mech!
It has tomb!
It shoots you!