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[Armok]

A miner has struck some eerie glowing pits!

Skeletal elephants are visible at the horizon! x60916

It begins to rain acid here to!

An XX¤<<Admantine>>¤XX falls from the heavens, it is encrusted in ruby and admantine, it is missing the canon tower, it looks like it once had a drill, it is molten and mangled, it is covered in boiled icor and blood, it is of kobold design, it contains an automatic crossbow of much higher tech level, it looks like the driver has hastily escaped. It has literary been thought heaven and hell.

[Wooty]

The nazi scientists sigh.

Wernher Von Braun has begun a mysterious construction!
Wernher Von Braun has created a atmosphere purifier!

The atmosphere purifier cleans the sky!
It is cleared!
The acid rain has stopped.

The nazi tank rams the way too goddamn overpowered tank in the rear!
It has fallen down a large chasm.

Skeletal Elephant cancels loom over horizon - map is only 7X7 and lacks a horizon.

[Dark]

Hermatus, dwarven god of sollitude, the wilderness and warfare cancels enjoy godly beer: Armok running amok.
"OI stop messing with the mortals!"

[Fenrir]

A mystical portal has opened!
A human wolf-cultist has arrived! x7
A mystical portal has closed!

The human wolf-cultist strikes the cliff in the face.
It is dug!
The human wolf-cultist strikes the tunnel in the rock.
It is dug deeper!
The human wolf-cultist strikes the tunnel in the rock.
It is widened!

The wolf cultists dig a fortress in the rock.
It is 10% complete!

[apache1990]

Apache, Elemental, cancels gather trade goods: job item destroyed or missing. x2
"Where are my picks?"
Apache, Elemental, is throwing a tantrum!
Apache kicks the Berserker in the right foot!
Apache jumps around, clutching his foot!
Apache, Elemental, has calmed down.
Apache claims a resource processing center!
Apache takes ore of copper into the resource processing center.
Apache has created a copper bar!
The Forestry Mech fells a trees and brings it to the resource processing center.
It is made into a log!
Apache works the copper bar.
Apache has created a pick head!
Apache processes the log.
It becomes a handle!
Apache combines the pick head and the handle.
It is a -copper pick-!
Apache repeats the previous 11 actions!
Apache has created a +copper pick+!
Apache loads his trade goods into the transport.
Apache has left for the dwarven fortress.

[Armok]

Damn you Wooty!  :mad:

Did nobody recognize that tank?
Also it was whiteout driver...

[apache1990]

The XX¤<<Adamantine>>¤XX collides with an obstacle!
The Mining Mech is struck in the boring drill!
It is sheared off!
The Mining Mech strikes the XX¤<<Adamantine>>¤XX with its claw!
It is grabbed!
The Mining Mech drags the XX¤<<Adamantine>>¤XX to Steelfort, the Steel Hangar.

[Fenrir]

(OOC: apache, I returned your pick.)

The wolf cultists strike the fortress in the rock.
It is 22% complete!

[Dark]

Apache hurry up and arrive at my fortress already.  

[Fenrir]

The wolf cultists strike the fortress in the rock.
It is 56% complete!

[Impending Doom]

*A small squad of Ultramarines watches from afar as the mining mech drags the XX¤<<Adamantine>>¤XX off into the distance.*

The spinning +VOX-Caster Signal+ strikes the Centurio in the communications array.
It is heard!

[apache1990]

(At the dwarven fortress)
A vile force of darkness has arrived!
*record scratch*
Umm, make that: An economic force of enterprise has arrived!

"Hello again!  I think I've got everything you asked for, except for some metal bars.  I'll have some of those made soon though, and you'll be the first to get them.  Nice depot!"

[Wooty]

(Armok: I'm pretty sure it was never plated in adamantine and ruby)

[Armok]

(yes it was, Draca and Kazo helped whit that before they went down the pits)

[Fenrir]

The wolf cultists strike the fortress in the rock.
It is 70% complete!