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Author Topic: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread  (Read 26324 times)

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2008, 11:30:00 pm »

The Fell Swordsdwarf has become enraged! x?
The Fell Swordsdwarf hacks at Apache in the upper body.
The shot glances away.
The Fell Swordsdwarf hacks at Apache in the left lower leg.
It is broken!
Kalen wakes up.
Kalen stands up.
Kalen draws a boomstick from a *Bat Leather Backpack.*

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2008, 11:49:00 pm »

The Battlemaster detonates an A-Pod at the Fell Swordsdwarfs in the upper bodies!
They are pummeled!
The Fell Swordsdwarf is stunned! x?
Apache, Battlemaster, cancels pwn Fell Swordsdwarf: Interrupted by Kalen.
The Battlemaster fires pulse lasers at Kalen in the left leg!
It is singed!

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2008, 11:51:00 pm »

Kalen gingerly nurses his leg!
(Wait, that isn't exclamation worthy...)

Kalen smashes his hands on the ground!
A giant earth wall shoots up!

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2008, 11:55:00 pm »

The Battlemaster charges through the wall!
It is smashed!
The Battlemaster trips!
Apache, Battlemaster, cancels fire weaponry: falling.
The Battlemaster skids across the ground!
The Battlemaster has collided with Kalen!
Kalen's leg is crushed!

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2008, 12:00:00 am »

Kalen pulls on a convienent nearby chain, opening up a tunnel.
An Elven Bowmaster has arrived!
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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2008, 12:27:00 am »

The Battlemaster stands up.
Kalen's arm is crushed!
The Battlemaster targets the Elven Bowmaster in the head with its targeting computer!
It is locked on!
The Battlemaster launches a volley of missiles from its Streak SRM6 launcher at the Elven Bowmaster in the head!
It is blown to smithereens!
The Elven Bowmaster's brain has been pierced!
The Elven Bowmaster has been struck down.
Apache, Battlemaster, cancels Triumph: Kalen under foot.
The Battlemaster steps off.

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2008, 12:46:00 am »

A Flea has arrived!
Flea fires an Artillery beacon at the Battlemaster and hits it in the left torso!
Flea flees.
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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2008, 12:46:00 am »

"O-o-ow!"

Kalen cancels task: Writhe, Crawling into Kalen-cave.

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2008, 12:57:00 am »

Apache, Battlemaster, cancels stand still: artillery beacon.
The Battlemaster moves 200 meters from its current position!

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2008, 01:04:00 am »

Flea fires at the Battlemaster's left leg with a clan machinegun!
The shot glaces off.
Flea fires at the Battlemaster's left leg with a clan machinegun!
It is pierced! The left knee joint has been broken!
The Battlemaster falls to its side.
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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2008, 01:25:00 am »

(Darned Fleas)

The Battlemaster fires its LB20-X AC at the Flea in the center torso!
It is perforated!
The Flea's gyro has been pierced!
The Flea's reactor core has been pierced!
The Flea is stunned!
The Flea falls over.

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2008, 01:38:00 am »

The Flea latches onto the Battlemaster!
The Flea activates his self destruct unit, setting it for 1 turn!
Flea: But I go to church...
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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2008, 01:42:00 am »

The Battlemaster overheats!
Apache, Battlemaster, gains ability from Triple Strength Myomer!
The Battlemaster grabs the Flea by the leg!
The Battlemaster throws the Flea by the leg!
The Flea collides with an obstacle.
Its reactor core overloads!
Flea has been struck down.
The Battlemaster takes splash damage in the right torso!
It is bruised!

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2008, 01:52:00 am »

The Triumphant Gestures have arrived!
The Triumphant Gesture strikes a fleeing flea.
The flea strikes a Trumphant Guesture.
The Shot is blocked!
The Triumphant Guesture strikes a Menacing Pose.
The pose menaces with... uh... Menace.
The Menacing pose is fleeing.
The Flea is striking a Menacing Pose.
The Triumphant Gesture strikes a Triumphant Guesture.
It's head has been smashed into it's torso, an unrecognizable mass!
The Flea is laughing.
The Menacing Pose flees.
The Triumphant Gesture looks confused.
The Triumphant Gesture is throwing a tantrum!
The spinning -tantrum- strikes the Battlemaster in the left lung!
It has cracked in the heat!
The Triumphant Gusture strikes a menaceing pose.
The menacing pose has slammed into a flea!
The menacing pose has been struck down,
the flea's CPU has been cleft from crown to chin!
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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2008, 02:03:00 am »

Apache, Battlemaster, cancels take damage to lung: no such part.
The Battlemaster overcharges its pulse lasers, and unleashes their power upon the Triumphant Gesture!
It is incinerated!
The Triumphant Gesture has been struck down.
The Battlemaster strikes a triumphant gesture.
The Triumphant Gesture is struck down!
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