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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #120 on: January 25, 2008, 03:07:00 pm »

The ☼Monstrous Robot☼ stomps the forest in the elf village.
It is crushed!
The Elfy McTreehugger, Hippy, slams into an obstacle x27
The flying debris hits the elf in the <body>. x16
It is (pierced through completely/smashed into an unrecognizable mess).
The ☼Monstrous Robot☼ powers the ☼Monstrous Robot☼ in the laser cannon.
It is charging!

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@Armok: No, no, no.
1. If it was Ragnarok, there's be rampaging giants and
2. one of my sons would eat the sun. I think it's Skoll that does it, and Hati eats the moon.

[ January 25, 2008: Message edited by: Fenrir ]

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #121 on: January 25, 2008, 03:09:00 pm »

That was global, everywhere.
Ragnarok isn't a local phenomena.
And the "no non allies" was still wrong if you don't consider berzerk elephants allies.
And why was nobody corroded by the acid?
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Fenrir

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #122 on: January 25, 2008, 03:10:00 pm »

quote:
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<STRONG>And why was nobody corroded by the acid?</STRONG>

We're tough!
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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #123 on: January 25, 2008, 03:12:00 pm »

There *are* rampaging giants, hey just happen to be made of metal.
And I think it was you who were going to eat the sun, or one of you brothers.
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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #124 on: January 25, 2008, 03:12:00 pm »

(Well, Steve and the Ultramarines are clad in ceramite armor, which is made specifically to resist the bio-acids produced by tyranid warriors, so acid rain isn't much of a threat.)
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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #125 on: January 25, 2008, 03:26:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Armok:
<STRONG>And I think it was you who were going to eat the sun, or one of you brothers.</STRONG>

*Fenrir claps his paws together.*
The Wolf Cultist has arrived!
The Wolf Cultist throws the calender at Fenrir in the front right paw.
It is caught!
*Fenrir pages through the calender.*
"See, there it is."
This is an engraving of Skoll and a sun in ink. Skoll is eating the sun.
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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #126 on: January 25, 2008, 04:32:00 pm »

*The Coyote stands up on Steve's shoulders to get a better look at the calendar. While craning his neck for a better view, he slips and falls to the ground.*
The Coyote has collided with an obstacle!
It is bruised!
"Oooowww..."
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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #127 on: January 25, 2008, 04:45:00 pm »

Apache, Elemental, cancels do nothing: events occuring.
The Elemental is struck in the left shoulder by the acid!
It is burned!
The Elemental curses!
The Elemental is struck in the upper body by the acid!
It is burned!
The Elemental curses again!
Apache, Elemental, cancels scream curses: interrupted by berserk elephant.
The Elemental slashes at the elephant in the trunk with his blade!
It is badly cut!
The Elemental slashes at the elephant in the ear with his blade!
It is cut!
The Elemental stabs the elephant in the head with his blade!
It is pierced!
The Elephant's right eye has been poked out!
The elephant strikes at the Elemental with its tusks in the upper body!
It is pierced!
Elemental has become enraged!
The Elemental has entered a martial trance!
The Elemental quadruple strikes the elephant in the head with his blade!
It is badly cut!
It is pierced!
It is badly pierced!
It is cut!
The elephant's brain has been badly pierced!
The elephant's left tusk has been sliced off!
The elephant looks sick!
The elephant gives in to the pain.
The elephant falls over.
(After lots of *SLASH, BASH, KILL!*)
The elephant has been struck down.
You have located a hidden site.
The Elemental has found a Berserker!
Apache, Berserker, cancels be burned by acid: armored.
Apache strikes the powerup sequence on the controls!
They are activated!
The reactor core strikes the uranium in the nucleus with its alpha particle!
It is reacted!
The neutrons hit the uranium in the nuclei!
They are reacted!
The reactor core has powered up!
The power strikes the electronics in the connections!
They are activated!
The power strikes the myomers in the bundles!
The Berserker stands up.
The power strikes the sensors in the array!
It detects!
The power strikes the weapons in the capacitors!
They are charged!
The power strikes the neurohelmet in the HUD!
It is lit up!
The Berserker has powered up!

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #128 on: January 25, 2008, 05:02:00 pm »

A SJ Sathanas has jumped in at low orbit.

Shivan commander cancels launch bombers; Dosn't know if Freespace ships can fly in atmosphere.

EDIT: It's not a mech, it's a spaceship. I'm original! (yea right)

[ January 25, 2008: Message edited by: Greiger ]

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #129 on: January 25, 2008, 05:05:00 pm »

The WMN casts: Shield. A barrier surrounds a WMN, a corpse and a pot.
The WMN casts: Revive. The White Mage has come back to life! The Scout has come back to life!
Kalen wears goggles.
Kalen wields a boomstick.
"Alright, troops, to that elven retreat!"
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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #130 on: January 25, 2008, 05:23:00 pm »

The Techmarine grabs the elf by the left arm with his upper servo arm, right side!
The Techmarine grabs the elf by the right arm with his upper servo arm, left side!
The Techmarine grabs the elf by the left leg with his lower servo arm, right side!
The Techmarine grabs the elf by the right arm with his lower servo arm, left side!
The Techmarine shakes the elf around with his servo arms.
The left arm is torn away and remains in the Techmarine's grasp!
The right arm is torn away and remains in the Techmarine's grasp!
The left leg is torn away and remains in the Techmarine's grasp!
The right leg is torn away and remains in the Techmarine's grasp!
The elf has bled to death.

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #131 on: January 25, 2008, 05:27:00 pm »

The Berserker swings its hatchet at the *precious elven tree*!
It is cut through entirely!
The *precious elven tree* has been felled!
The Berserker fires an ERPPC at the Elf Bowman in the upper body!
It is vaporized!
The Elf Bowman has been struck down.
The Berserker fires large pulse lasers at the forest!
It is ignited!

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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #132 on: January 25, 2008, 05:37:00 pm »

Steve grabs the elf in the lower body with his power claw.
It is crushed into a lump of gore!
The elf has been struck down.
The Coyote regains conciousness.
The Ultramarine fires a burst of flame at the trees with his flamer.
The tree is on fire!x20
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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #133 on: January 25, 2008, 05:41:00 pm »

A Scout has arrived with his entourage!
Kalen shoots the Elf Child in the head.
It explodes in gore!
The Elf Child has been struck down.
The White Mage wields a hammer.
The WMN wields a staff that menaces with spikes of elf-bone.
The WMN strikes the Elf in the chest.
Its heart has been pierced!
The Elf looks sick.
The White Mage smashes the Elven Bowmaster in the head.
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
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Re: Battle for the Blood God: an RP Thread
« Reply #134 on: January 25, 2008, 05:44:00 pm »

SJ Sathanas fires very big red beam at forest retreat.

An elf is vaporised!x10
An elven tree is vaporised!x20
An elven tree bursts into flames!x50

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