Turn to face glorious insect overlord.
"I got a report to give, right this second! You see, this world 8 place is pretty dark and wet, like a poorly-insulated root cellar. I mean, this is a really wet root cellar, like the one at my Uncle Ron's house. The thing was that Ron never actually used his root cellar, and so he never actually repaired it. So as time went on, the ceiling started to leak real bad, and it was almost like there was rain in there. Me, I though it was a lot like a rain forest. Now, I'm not saying world 8 is like a rain forest, it just was all rainy and thundery and such. So I get there, and there's this big old castle, made of stone. It reminded me of the castles they had at fair I went to back when I was thirty, but those castles were made of paper and wood and paint, and not real stone. The paint back then wasn't very good, because they had to make the dyes out of fruits and vegetables, and so all the colors looked a lot like the ones you'd see in food. Of course, if you tried to eat the paint you'd just straight up die, 'cause it's paint. But as I was saying, there was a castle, and a bunch of crazy cultists there with a church of fighting. This wasn't no nice peaceful church like the Church of Seven back in Wilbusville. I remember going to Senbaville, which was what we called Willbusville back then, and I saw this big huge church, all fancy and stuff. There was a nice old priest there, and he was a good fellow. I learned that his name was Sam, and we had these long, pleasant conversations about all sorts of things whenever I was back in town before we had a falling out. This wasn't a nice church like the Seven, and there certainly was no Sam. You see, these cultist peoples love fighting, and violence. Now, I've been in a few fistfights in my own time, back before I was in this here wheelchair. But I never got into fights like these people were all into. You see, it seems that this whole world 8 place is obsessed with fighting, and the dominance of strength and power. I wanted nothing to do with it, partially because I know I can't win no fights in my condition, but also because I didn't like the feel of these cultists. I never like cultists, not since Sam started his own cult, he called it the Eight. There's another thing I didn't like about this place, it was called world 8 and I have bad feelings about the number 8 since Sam started going all crazy-like. But that's pretty much the whole story right there."
Author
Topic: Arcane Utopia RTD [Base Faff: Standard Procedure] (Read 13043 times)