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[Egan_BW]

There are stories that say Zoroark punishes those who attempt to catch it by trapping them in an illusion.

That's pretty metal. I am now afraid of this damn pocket monster.

"Zoroark! Illusion!"

Have Zoroark place the chaos demon and his minions under the illusion that it has defeated me and my Fawn. Meanwhile sneak off and use a medkit on Jessie.

[syvarris]

((I don't know if I should replace the verse from Breathe by Pink Floyd in my sigtext with this particular quote... Ah, screw it, sigged.))

"You summoned a deer? Well, it's your own failure. I have also got some backup"

Summon 12 Chaos Space Marines with Plasma Guns. Whenever it's successful or not, Crozius Slam (Psychic type attack) the deerling.

[1]

You accidentally summon twelve Ultramarines, the lead one in Terminator armor.  You successfully managed to arm them with plasma guns, though!

Shrugging at what is clearly the machinations of Tzeentch, and no fault of your own, you swing at the deerling.

[3]

It's not very effective... up until the deerling, charmander, and their trainer suddenly all explode into red mist.  You pat yourself on the back, and turn around to face the space marines.  They don't seem to be impressed by your ability to kill babies and children.

Go find Jessie and James. What are those two knuckleheads up to this time?

Well, James split awhile ago, you have no clue where he is.  But Jessie is currently back over by Egan, being assaulted by her Arbok again.

That's pretty metal. I am now afraid of this damn pocket monster.

"Zoroark! Illusion!"

Have Zoroark place the chaos demon and his minions under the illusion that it has defeated me and my Fawn. Meanwhile sneak off and use a medkit on Jessie.

[6]

Zoroark makes it look like you and your pokemon all explode suddenly, for now reason.  It then rushes over to you, and you pat it on the head as a reward.

Then, you turn to Jesse.

[2]

...You have no idea what you're doing.  How do you even treat 'excessively friendly snake slowly squeezing someone to death'?  Cut it off?  It's got some big fangs, and you don't have a knife...

[Egan_BW]

Snake's not a problem, just stab some healy stuff into her.
Give Zoroark a treat, and tell it to deal with the demon how it likes.

[CABL]

"More souls to corrupt and eat!"

Cause daemonic flame pillars to erupt under Ultrasmurfs. TOASTY!

[Radio Controlled]

Talk to arbok and tell it to let Jesse go.

"Meowth, meowth meowth. Meowth!"

[piecewise]

...

[Egan_BW]

...

Hurl a pokeball at Piecewise.

[Radio Controlled]

...

Hurl a pokeball at Piecewise.

You gotta weaken it first Egan. Pokemon 101!

Meowth uses Armor Thickness Testing.

[syvarris]

Snake's not a problem, just stab some healy stuff into her.
Give Zoroark a treat, and tell it to deal with the demon how it likes.

[3]

You spray some potion over the bloody red area of the snake, but you're really not sure it did any good...  Eh, can still tell Zoroark to go deal with the demon.

[6]

Zoroark disappears.

"More souls to corrupt and eat!"

Cause daemonic flame pillars to erupt under Ultrasmurfs. TOASTY!

[5]

Cackling, you summon burning fires from the warp, to consume and burn the Ultramarines; it's rather effective on modt of them, though the one in terminator armor still manages to leap from the flames towards you, powermaul readied.

[3]

His blow knocks you away and off balance, but you think he failed to deal significant harm.... until you look up and realize your vision's swimming.  It looks like there's another five copies of him, all flickering like a heat mirage.

Talk to arbok and tell it to let Jesse go.

"Meowth, meowth meowth. Meowth!"

[5]

Arbok realizes its error, and uncoils from Jesse immediately, before re-coiling on the ground in front.  It then fixes you in its unblinking and vaugely hungry-looking gaze.  It's a bit unnerving, being a relatively small mammal under the hungry gaze of a giant snake.

...

What?  This is the OOC thread, and it seems pretty OOC to engage in a pokemon battle during WWII.  Therefore, this is exactly the right place for it.

...Blame Egan.

[Egan_BW]

Huh. Well, hopefully I don't live in a false illusion world now!
Remember what I was doing and use my charmander to burn some nazis.

Ahh fuck everything is on fire over here too.

[Radio Controlled]

Distract Arbok from how juicy and delicious I look by making him help me with this:

...

Hurl a pokeball at Piecewise.

You gotta weaken it first Egan. Pokemon 101!

Meowth uses Armor Thickness Testing.

[CABL]

Breath daemonic fire at him, then grab and stomp him into the ground.

[milo christiansen]

I'm sorry guys, the GM screwed over my plan to save you from Ed's plan to blow you all to shreds... At least I tried.

[Strider03]

I think that's a somewhat rude way of putting it. However, I do appreciate your efforts, and while I can't speak for those who died, as I didnt, I don't mind much. It's something I entirely expected upon entering a piecewise game.

[Ozarck]

Next round may very well be worse.

Edit:

I recommend everyone that is anywhere near the truck make it your very first priority to get into the back of the truck. Before you do your eating or healing or inspecting or whatever.

KHH, I'm talking to you especially, along with whoever runs Jack, and of course, Simon up there.

My next action may seem like a dick move. Sorry.