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[randomgenericusername]

Does anyone in that group actually look like an american? If they ask if we're Allies, we can say yes.

[Gentlefish]

I'm literally American, yes. But I'm busy with chains.

[Strider03]

Bob is American.

[Doomblade187]

As is Denver. Hey, the 'mericans are giving a good showing!

[syvarris]

Simon's American, too.  Floridian, though I'm not sure if I've ever stated that.  He's a good ol' swamp boy!

[Strider03]

"Florida Man hijacks tank, kills owners, parades through streets."

[The Lupanian]

Yeah, if I’d known it would become a whole conversation, I wouldn’t have mentioned that I wasn’t American

[Ozarck]

Don't sweat it. No big deal, really. i mean, unless you piss them off somehow and end up in a firefight.

[Ozarck]

Tiruin, I rather recommend you DO NOT tell the civilians about the Nazis from the ship, eh? Some of that is Highly Classified information, related to that thing Bone told us not to ever let cross our lips. You know, that forbidden word? That secret Nazi program? Yeah, let's keep that under our hats a little.

make something up concerning the lightning, but note also, that last paragraph - you  and your gang didn't feel that. It's localized around the tank and truck two blocks east of you.

[Tiruin]

Tiruin, I rather recommend you DO NOT tell the civilians about the Nazis from the ship, eh? Some of that is Highly Classified information, related to that thing Bone told us not to ever let cross our lips. You know, that forbidden word? That secret Nazi program? Yeah, let's keep that under our hats a little.

make something up concerning the lightning, but note also, that last paragraph - you  and your gang didn't feel that. It's localized around the tank and truck two blocks east of you.

I'm not explicitly saying those things because I know it's confidential? Just going along with how to best be tactful to people. Also that last paragraph was unmentioned on where, sorry. Will edit it out.

[syvarris]

((Just materialize inside it?))

((Should work, but for now I would say spawn outside the ring of lightning with a building for cover. The tank is in there right now.))

Lightning should have no effect on a tank.  Maybe it'd damage the radiator or something, I guess, but the exterior would be able to handle a lot of current, and there wouldn't be any reason for the lightning to go through the squishy non-conductive crew.

Unless it's magic occult Nazi lightning which seeks human flesh, I guess.  I'm just not gonna worry about that possibility though, 'cause it's bull.

((By the way, PW says that Tank skill works on everything in the tank. So, Driving, radio, cannon, probably the mounted machine guns as well, and likely command too.))

Ah, another example of why I should really ask a whole battery of questions every time I try and get an explanation from him.  -.-

Well, if Porkins joins then the point is moot.  Tank is the only skill which lets us drive the tank, and all other functions--except the less important MGs--are covered by other skills that we have.  If not, it might be wise to have Simon and Ed swap seats, yeah.  A 3 while driving is less problematic than a 3 while shooting.

_{^{Watch Piecewise decide both loading and shooting require a roll, so that the tank has a 31% chance of exploding every turn in which we fire the main gun.}}

[Ozarck]

maybe we should not trade places just yet. Let's see if Simon manages to get his hands and lip unstitched first.
as hilarious as it would be to have our WWII Deadpool steering the tank with his nostrils ...

[Egan_BW]

((Should work, but for now I would say spawn outside the ring of lightning with a building for cover. The tank is in there right now.))

Lightning should have no effect on a tank.  Maybe it'd damage the radiator or something, I guess, but the exterior would be able to handle a lot of current, and there wouldn't be any reason for the lightning to go through the squishy non-conductive crew.

Unless it's magic occult Nazi lightning which seeks human flesh, I guess.  I'm just not gonna worry about that possibility though, 'cause it's bull.

Ah. Sound reasoning. Now, unrelatedly, does anyone want to take me up on that one bet?

^{_{Because I have the distinct impression that if we get struck by what is certainly occult magic nazi wizard lightning, we're going to explode.}}

[Redjive_Industries]

I'm back, I surrender my tank seat, and yes a trench knife is far superior to a standard knife because: those sumbitches had KNUCLEDUSTERS as the handguards, and pointy things on the pommel so as to expedite smashing your target's head in with it.

[Ozarck]

((I have a slight query as to where I am and what I am supposed to be doing right now))

You are one of six living and ten total persons in the tank. Start helping Simon throw corpses out.

Thread trail of what Tobeis 'Biitey' Parrish has been up to:

If I recall right we stuck you in the loader's seat, where you sat without complaint or comment.

((Yeah, you got dragged into the tank and given four HE shells as payment for being our loader.  You could steal more if you want, I guess.  Not much the loader really gets to do. :\ ))
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Those four corpses that were left in the tank?  Start throwing them out.

Let Ed in, and radio out to ask for an NPC loader, because what player would want to be the loader?  Failing that, let Mr chews-on-periscopes in, he can be loader in exchange for a couple shells.  His player's inactive for the next week anyway. 

Alright.
We'll let Bitey in to be the loader, since he wants those shells. Ed can come in if he wants.