Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[spümpkin]

Domina growled at the accusations when they were made, almost pouncing upon the spirit to tear him to pieces. But no.

That would only prove him even more right. She had to stay calm.

Settling down, she glares at the spirit. "Cough it up, dipshit. None of us have the time or patience to wait for your 'mischievous' antics."

[Sl4cker]

"Well, calm down Sleeping Beauty - and pay attention."

Haruki steps on his polearm's cross-shaped butt, legs crossing as he smiles in his ridiculous pose. "Miss Leena, you keep tweeting at me about how 'change is coming'. But just look around you, eh?" He waves an arm around. "What was the very first topic brought up here, I wonder? Was it... 'the increasing amount of illegal monsters in the overworld due to the advent of the internet allowing more monsters to learn Greater Thaumaturgy than ever before'? Was it 'plans to create further equality between each species of monster despite the seemingly major biological differences between each races'? I mean, you bird spirits won't be spitting any fire or accessing any computer mainframes any time soon, so."

"Nah dude! It was about the fuckin' Phosphor!" He laughs loudly once again, this time sounding more like the mocking, rough tone one would expect from him.

"The Uriah are scared, aren't they? Almost twenty years without a good lead. They've hidden themselves too well from them, too damn well for a terrorist organization. They're clenching their asses wondering what could come next. Seems pretty powerful to me, Leena. This place ain't a political project. It's a big fucking block the Uriah can point at and say 'oh look, we're for equality' when all the big boys really want to do is root out our shiny asses out  and execute us."

Myrrh's face is emotionless.

[SOLDIER First]

"And yet," Felix replies quite calmly, "I find myself woefully un-executed. If you're so sure you're correct, mind explaining that one to little old me?"

[Sl4cker]

"I'm talking about the Phosphor, Felix." Haruki smiles.

[TheBiggerFish]

>One does note a surprising stubbornness in not actually getting to the issues at hand, Myrrh.

>May I propose, then, that you be the official adversarial representative?

[SOLDIER First]

Blink.

"I see. My mistake!"

[Sl4cker]

"We were... we were getting to those issues. It was just that the. The Phosphor needed utmost attention." Myrrh's sweating bullets despite his seemingly blank expression.

"You're actually right, mister 'All the members of the staff are part of the Uriah or have underground extensive background research'! Seems like you DO need to pay closer attention to us."

[SOLDIER First]

"...Oh! Hello, I've just thought of a very excellent question for you, good sir."

[Sl4cker]

"Shoot, I've never thought you'd ask. Just, in general!"

[SOLDIER First]

"Why are you here at all? Naturally excepting this incredibly devastating lack of preparation on the Uriahs' part in not ensuring their weapons were loaded with the right ammunition, it was foolhardy for you to come to the Cafe. I assume, were things working as intended, you would be dead right now."

[Sl4cker]

"Felix, would you kindly attempt to morph into your demonform for me, please?"

[spümpkin]

"'Adversarial representative'? Are you kiddin' me with this shit? What the hell?! I think, you mean 'Infiltrator'. Because that's all this cocky-ass spectral son-of-a-bitch would be doing. Infiltrating. I would know."

[Sl4cker]

"Bet you would know, considering!"

[SOLDIER First]

Felix nods curtly. He stands up and, placing his arms out with his palms flat, recites a command in his native tongue.

"N͏ ͏smb͜b ͡pw͏ej ͝h͜rl ͝a̡m͡v͞nş ez ao̵ ͢mj̸sli͞heg̡i: ̀h҉ģmj҉izega̸ a̶l ̢n͡j͏h̡e a͞o hgpl il͏bz̷!̀"

At this point, assuming no bullshit has occurred, he shifts into his demonform within seconds.

[spümpkin]

Domina snarls at Haruki.

"Yes, that's what I was implying, shitface."