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Kadzar

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ScrollChat
« on: August 19, 2017, 09:34:38 pm »

Hey. So my party and I were exploring the Crypt of the Forgotten Oracle when I found this scroll. Apparently you can write messages on it and also see messages that people with similar scrolls have written, so I thought I'd try it out. Our party wizard said it's a waste of time, that you just get mostly idiots responding to these things, but frankly I think he's just a jerk.

So, anyway, what's going on with you, fellow scroll user(s)?

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Glass

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Re: ScrollChat
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2017, 09:45:25 pm »

Ey, someone else found one! I was wondering when we'd hit ten people. I made a ton of these things, just for kicks really. I wanted to see what would happen.

Anyway, welcome to the Board! The name's Acter; I'm your one-stop shop for mass communications and chat administration. I was a wizard's servant, until a couple centuries ago when they finally bit the dust. I'm an arcane construct, by the way. Channelling magic's real easy when you're made of the stuff.

Ah... can I say that life is pretty boring? Yeah, it's pretty boring. Life is boring when you're immortal. You got anything going on over at your end? Any quests that need some extra work? Any particularly deadly monsters you need help with? Any particularly annoying nobles getting in your way? Etcetera etcetera etetera?
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Re: ScrollChat
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2017, 09:59:12 pm »

Actually, it's funny you mention work! Some adventurer sold me this tablet thingy for a couple gold and a room for a month. Anyways, I'm over in Nodord (in case you don't know, that's the Orcish settlement near the screaming coast, surprisingly nice place.) and I'm needing someone that can clear out a cave of Necromancers a couple miles west. They've been ruining the fields which means more expensive food and, more importantly, more expensive booze!
If anyone is interested, see me in Nodord at the Tipsy Man Inn.
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Glass

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Re: ScrollChat
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2017, 10:06:25 pm »

 :D Be there in an hour.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: ScrollChat
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2017, 10:27:26 pm »

Advenshrrrs lookin fr gud tim shud chek owt Majik Tavvun.  Go noth frum Nododod, find cave wth three red rox in frunt.  Bring fuud an shinies.  No weppuns.
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Re: ScrollChat
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2017, 07:22:11 am »

Ah, necromancers are endless fun. Oh, sure, they might be a nuisance when left to their own devices, but they provide nearly infinite cannon fodder to cut down. Always nice to find one of those guys.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: ScrollChat
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2017, 08:36:51 am »

Pls stopp sendin crunchy bone men to Majik Tavvun.  Not good eetin.  Stoopid advensshrurs chasin majjik men owt uf wesst cayv, cum to my cayv an brig crunchy bone men insted of tasty meaty advenshrurs.  Bad eetin.
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Re: ScrollChat
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2017, 08:56:49 am »

10-ft pole
Canteen (a good one this time!)
Butter
Garlic
Cured meat (bacon maybe?)
Apples
Cloth
Honey

(don't forget: arrange firewood delivery!)
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Re: ScrollChat
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2017, 09:03:55 am »

Huh. Looks like it was a good idea to keep that pesky elf's spellbook for a change. They usually only have those weird runes in them, but this one page's intriguing. But seriously, do all those humanoids think anyone likes being poked in the belly with tiny swords while sleeping? I mean, I know I've burnt down a couple castles looking for gold and jewels, but at least I have the decency of doing it in the middle of the day.

While I'm at it, could anyone come over to my lair and make another one of these things for me, but this time make it larger than my eyes? It's pretty painful to read right now. I'm the closest wind dragon to that one elven town by the volcanoes, so some guys there should be able to give you directions.
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Re: ScrollChat
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2017, 09:09:03 am »

No problem, mate, be there in 30 minutes. Necroman had some 7-league boots. :)

You know how the mortals are. They get impatient, and they're not fond of being crushed.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: ScrollChat
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2017, 09:10:10 am »

Hold on why is my shopping list talking to me? What's this about dragons?
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Re: ScrollChat
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2017, 09:14:33 am »

Hold on why is my shopping list talking to me? What's this about dragons?
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Sir, you may want to use some different parchment for your shopping list. This is a communication scroll.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Sirus

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Re: ScrollChat
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2017, 09:17:41 am »

Oh wow! I had no idea, sorry. This thing was blank for so long I figured it was just ordinary parchment.
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Glass

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Re: ScrollChat
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2017, 09:24:25 am »

Eh, it's been a while since I'd actually gotten any users.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: ScrollChat
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2017, 09:36:23 am »

10-ft pole
Canteen (a good one this time!)

Butter
Garlic
Cured meat (bacon maybe?)
Apples
Cloth
Honey

(don't forget: arrange firewood delivery!)

Thees ar gud!  Brig thees to Nododod, find cayv wiv thre red rox!  yum!  Yum!  Give shinies.  No trap.

Win-din, I sorree so small.  Thees toblle tabblly flat rock thing wiv wurds to smoll fr me too.  Hav to put fayc riht nex to it.
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No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.
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