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[Glass]

Hold up, I'm getting directions. Once I have those, it'll be about an hour till I'm there.

[Whisperling]

I'm in the woods east of Nodord right now, so I could be there pretty quickly if you need a second spellcaster.

[NJW2000]

Speaking of payment by the way, that Comprehend Languages scroll I used costs 25 gold pieces in components to make (not even talking about the sale price). You don't have to pay for it, Doubloon, but it would be appreciated.

Heyyy! That gives me a great idea! What if there were some way to send money through these things? A safe, simple, and quick way to transfer currency! There's no way someone could carry out scams or brigandry with this kind of system! Maybe if someone wrote a cheque on one of them... alright, anyone bank with the dwarves in Chasmfell?

[Doubloon-Seven]

Yeah, that seems like it would be useful.

Anyhow, everyone gets fifty gold pieces at the end of the expedition, and full rights to loot the area.

[IcyTea31]

Now here is something to discuss
This scroll that we have found
Fear not at all to write to us
The People of the Mounds

We wish to hear of your fine world
For us it's all a play
We read the scroll, it won't be curled
Now speak, amuse the Fey

[Glass]

 

HYAH-HAH, YES! FARIES!

[Felissan]

Oh hey, look, some new people in this world. I've never seen that one before. Exciting.

[NJW2000]

Ugh. Fey. As if constructs and trolls weren't enough. How exactly did you distribute these things, Acter?

Because this seems like a nice place to... you know, hang out. And I don't want some stupid hero, paladin or adventurer reading my personal stuff. They can be pretty unkind. The old heroic banter and all that can get kinda hurtful.

[Glass]

Mate, I just went around dropping them off every couple of days. I tried to put the, places where they wouldn't get damaged. I honestly do not care in the slightest who gets access to them so long as it's fun to talk to them and they aren't complete a**es to the other users.

[IcyTea31]

We hear a man who's made of spells
A dragon of the peak
A necromancer just as well
This world is quite unique

[Glass]

-_- erm, yes. Do you have anything you actually wish to discuss, or would you prefer to continue spouting poetry at us?

[NJW2000]

-_- erm, yes. Do you have anything you actually wish to discuss, or would you prefer to continue spouting poetry at us?

See what I mean? SEE WHAT I MEAN?

[Glass]

-_- erm, yes. Do you have anything you actually wish to discuss, or would you prefer to continue spouting poetry at us?

See what I mean? SEE WHAT I MEAN?

Sir, I'm sorry if this comes across as callous to you, but the fae at least haven't tried to send a curse through my communications network.

[IcyTea31]

O Man-of-Spells, do understand
The world is all a stage
We keep with these, our verses grand
The Audience engaged

[NJW2000]

An apostrophe. Hellfire. The flashbacks are starting, I can feel it.

It'll be poetic contractions next. I can just tell. That or a damn caesura. The fey that captured me were real ones for caesuras. Put them anywhere in a line. Barbaric. Utter torture.