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[blueturtle1134]

Parrot: Continue pecking out holes.
Fansworth: No longer any need to be stealthy, this path is out of view anyway. And hell, if they realize there's someone else alive on the boat, they might slow down to investigate.

Roll d6 for parrot: 5

Boat 1: Has a hole
Boat 2: Has a hole
Boat 3: Has a hole
Boat 4: Ready to go
Boat 5: Ready to go
Boat 6: Ready to go

Goons progress: 3/5
Fansworth progress: 3/12
David progress: 2/2


(David succeeded on his roll, see Discord for details.)

There is a whirlwind of light and energy as Celling and David step out onto the deck of the ship.

Fansworth skids to a stop. “How did you get here?” he asks.

“Long story. What’s going on?” Celling shoots back.

Fansworth gestures down the deck. “Goons took over the ship. I think I’m the only one left, we need to catch them before they escape.”

“Let’s move quickly, then,” says Celling. He looks at David. “When will you be able to teleport again?”

“No idea,” says David. “I haven’t tried spacing them by less than half an hour and I haven’t done one less than a dozen miles. We can try to get to the end of the ship.”

What do you do?

A: “David, send us there!”
B: “Caution wins this one. Let’s move.”

[Glass]

B.
I’d also like confirmation that we’ve all got weaponry (or in David’s case, that he either has weaponry or the capability to do combat magic).

“Pick A to win the game. Seriously.”
I don’t know if this is Blue trying to kill us or just get this finished. I’m going to wait a bit.

[Naturegirl1999]

B
Parrot pecks a hole in one of the intact ships

[Iris]

B.
I’d also like confirmation that we’ve all got weaponry (or in David’s case, that he either has weaponry or the capability to do combat magic).

“Pick A to win the game. Seriously.”
I don’t know if this is Blue trying to kill us or just get this finished. I’m going to wait a bit.

Either way, the game ends.

[Kilojoule Proton]

May as well try A

[Glass]

I say B, but they can eschew stealth and just try to get there as quickly as possible. We've got about the same number of people as the Goons, but our guys are Important Characters^TM.
And also probably just generally more experienced with guns than the Goons are. And the Goons don't have surprise this time.

[Madman198237]

I say B, but they can eschew stealth and just try to get there as quickly as possible. We've got about the same number of people as the Goons, but our guys are Important Characters^TM.
And also probably just generally more experienced with guns than the Goons are. And the Goons don't have surprise this time.

I believe a +1 was called for?

[blueturtle1134]

I say B, but they can eschew stealth and just try to get there as quickly as possible. We've got about the same number of people as the Goons, but our guys are Important Characters^TM.
And also probably just generally more experienced with guns than the Goons are. And the Goons don't have surprise this time.

I believe a +1 was called for?

Ah, yes, it was. You guys have chosen B. The chase will proceed as planned. What would you like the parrot to do?

[Glass]

Keep pecking holes in the lifeboats, duh.

[blueturtle1134]

Keep pecking holes in the lifeboats, duh.

Roll d6 for parrot: 4
Roll d6 for Goons seeing it: 1

The parrot pecks a hole in another boat.

Boat 1: Has a hole
Boat 2: Has a hole
Boat 3: Has a hole
Boat 4: Ready to go
Boat 5: Ready to go
Boat 6: Ready to go

Goons progress: 3/5
Fansworth progress: 3/12

What do you do? (please stop saying "peck holes")

[Glass]

Why should we? It's working, and it makes more sense to work on this before they get here than to try to distract them right now.

Ergo, once more, peck holes in the lifeboats. One of boats 4, 5, and 6, in particular, since they have no holes as of yet.

[Naturegirl1999]

We are a parrot, can we bite large chunks out and spit the chunks into the water?

[blueturtle1134]

Why should we? It's working, and it makes more sense to work on this before they get here than to try to distract them right now.

Ergo, once more, peck holes in the lifeboats. One of boats 4, 5, and 6, in particular, since they have no holes as of yet.

Parrot pecking hole - [6]
Goons seeing parrot - [6]

The parrot pecks a hole in another boat, but overdoes it and is now sadly stuck! It flails around helplessly, beak stuck in the hole.

The Goons finally see it and stop. "THAT PARROT'S KILLING OUR RIDE OUT!" screams the Serious Goon, pulling out a gun and shooting.

The bullet misses by a mile and hits Boat 1.

Boat 1: Has two holes
Boat 2: Has a hole
Boat 3: Has a hole
Boat 4: Ready to go
Boat 5: Has a parrot
Boat 6: Ready to go

Goons progress: 3/5
Fansworth progress: 4/12

[Glass]

Extricate ourselves, then fly right into the face of the gungoon.

[blueturtle1134]

Extricate ourselves, then fly right into the face of the gungoon.

[3]

The parrot, dazed pulls itself out of the hole and tries to fly at the goon with the gun.

[1]

Instead, it slams into the side of Boat 6 and gives itself a 10th concussion.

Boat 1: Has a hole
Boat 2: Has a hole
Boat 3: Has a hole
Boat 4: Ready to go
Boat 5: Has a hole
Boat 6: Ready to go with a parrot in it!

Goons progress: 4/5
Fansworth progress: 5/12

What do you do?