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[Naturegirl1999]

No, I'd meant that Fansworth was now going toward the bottom-left. I'd suspected he was at the bottom-right already.

Anyway. Keep squacking about an "inside man". Keep them paralyzed in their confusion. Get their nerves up.

Goonswarm hurt itself in its confusion

A note: maroon is the color of secret text I've found.

Roll d6: [3] - Partial success

"AHAHAHA" squacks the parrot. "WE HAVE AN INSIDE MAN, HAHAH, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO-"

"Okay," says the serious Goon. "I'm probably not the inside man, because I'm holding this gun. And the rebel can be trusted too. None of the rest of you are safe."

"Who's to say the rebel can be trusted?" asks the hungry Goon (who is also the actual inside man). "We get this mission from the Mittani, to rescue this random enemy of the state if he dies. Why are we trusting this guy?"

"Yeah, that's exactly what an inside man would say," says the grabby Goon.

The brainy Goon thinks for a moment. "You know, accusing people for no reason and invoking Wine In Front Of Me are easy tells for a scum."

"What's with the big words?" asks the serious Goon. "Sounds like someone from the Republic."

The silent Goon gestures at the hungry Goon. "I don't know. He looked surprised."

"That's your logic?" asks the hungry Goon. "Everyone's surprised, man! Look, I don't know why we're even believing this bird!"

Jacob looks around frantically.

Votes:

Serious Goon --> Brainy Goon
Hungry Goon --> Jacob
Grabby Goon --> Serious Goon
Brainy Goon --> Grabby Goon
Silent Goon --> Hungry Goon

Nothing much happens. What do you do next?

(Oh cool, mini Mafia
Don’t know what action to do yet)

[blueturtle1134]

"Fancy guns!"
Say it over and over again in a sing-song voice.

Roll d6: [1] - Epic failure

"FANCY GU-" the Parrot manages to get out, before slamming into a post and giving itself a 7th concussion.

Spoiler: Who catches the damn bird? (click to show/hide)

Roll d6:

1 - serious Goon
2 - hungry Goon
3 - brainy Goon
4 - grabby Goon
5 - quiet Goon
6 - Rebel

Result: 1 --> You again?

When it comes to, it is firmly in the grasp of the Serious Goon.

"...that's exactly what an inside man would say," the Serious Goon is saying. "I say we kill it."

"Wait a second," says the brainy Goon. "There's six lifeboats here. How about we each get in one and put the rebel in the last? HQ can sort it out."

"Fine with me," says the serious Goon. "Let's do this first, though." He raises his gun to the Parrot's head.

What do you do?

[Glass]

Wake up, grab the gun, and fly up into the air.
If successful: "I HAVE THE FANCY GUNS!"

[Naturegirl1999]

Wake up, grab the gun, and fly up into the air.
If successful: "I HAVE THE FANCY GUNS!"

(How would we grab it, though? We are in his grasp. Our wings are probably held to our sides by his hand. What is required for us to go into Hammerspace?)

[blueturtle1134]

Wake up, grab the gun, and fly up into the air.
If successful: "I HAVE THE FANCY GUNS!"

Roll d6: [1] - Epic fail

"I HAVE THE-" the parrot manages to get out.

Spoiler: I wonder if the Hungry Goon reacts? (click to show/hide)

Roll d6:

1 = He dies but doesn't save you
2 = He doesn't save you
3 = He saves you but you're not unscathed
4 = He saves you
5 = He saves you, gloriously
6 = He saves you but dies

Result: 6 --> Your sacrifice will not be forgotten

"No!" shouts the hungry Goon. "Don't shoot the parrot?"

"Why?" asks the serious Goon, pointing the gun at him. "Are you the inside man?"

The hungry Goon stays silent a moment, then lunges at the parrot.

BLAM!

The hungry Goon falls to the floor, dead. The parrot also falls, released by the serious Goon. A turkey also falls, out of a life vest container in the ceiling.

What does the parrot do?

Iridium, what does your (invulnerable) turkey do?

[Iris]

...

I have no words.

The turkey starts irritably squawking at the serious Goon.

[Glass]

While the Serious Goon is distracted by the turkey, steal his gun.

[blueturtle1134]

...

I have no words.

The turkey starts irritably squawking at the serious Goon.

[5] - Success

The turkey squacks, loudly and obnoxiously.

While the Serious Goon is distracted by the turkey, steal his gun.

[1] - Epic failure

The parrot manages to clamp his beak around the gun before the Serious Goon grabs him again. "Ah, here you are," he says.

What do (both of you) do?

[Glass]

Objection:

The Turkey got a 5 on its distraction roll.

This justifies the parrot acting with advantage.

[blueturtle1134]

Objection:

The Turkey got a 5 on its distraction roll.

This justifies the parrot acting with advantage.

Fine.

Roll 2d6: 5/6 --> [5] - Epic Success

The parrot rips the gun out of the serious Goon's hands. "Ahaha!" he says, just as he realizes he has no way to fire it.

The Brainy Goon and Grabby Goon are trying to throw the turkey overboard. The Silent Goon trains his gun on you.

What do (both of you) do?

[Glass]

Toss the gun a ways down the deck - toward the front of the boat - and then dive-bomb Silent in an attempt to force him to drop his weapon.

[blueturtle1134]

Toss the gun a ways down the deck - toward the front of the boat - and then dive-bomb Silent in an attempt to force him to drop his weapon.

[5] - Epic success

You toss the serious Goon's gun down the deck. It slides away. Not seeing that for a while.

[6] - Gone Horribly Right

You realize - mid-flight - that you can't really dive-bomb someone when you're on the same height as them. Oh well, too late now.

The parrot slams into the silent goon - giving itself a 8th concussion - and flumps back down to the floor.

The other two Goons have managed to wrestle the turkey to the side of the boat by now.

What do you do?

[Glass]

What's Silent's status, first?

[blueturtle1134]

What's Silent's status, first?

Fine. A bit bruised. Annoyed that a parrot just hit him. Aiming at you.

[Iris]

Flail around and try to stay in the boat.