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[Glass]

Quote the White Rabbit's famous "I'm late, I'm late" quote and go look for Celling.

[blueturtle1134]

[4] - Success

"I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date," you say, pulling out of the woman's grip and flying off.

She shouts after you. "Wait! You're one of Quill's people, right?"

Next?

[Paxiecrunchle]

circle back over her head and ask " whats it to you, exactly?'

[blueturtle1134]

[4] - Success

You circle back over the woman's head. "What's it to you?" you ask.

She clicks on her radio. "Celling, I have someone here that wants to see you," she says into it. She then holds out her arm for you to stand on. "Come on, I'll show you where he is."

Next?

[omada]

Trust her

(but be prepared to get the fuck off)

[blueturtle1134]

[1] - Abject failure

You manage to miss the arm and smear into the floor, giving yourself a 10th concussion.

You are now Stunned.

The woman picks you up and starts carrying you down the hallway. "...what?" she wonders.

Another man in military attire rounds a nearby corner. "Hey, you know where Celling is?" the woman asks. "Gotta get this parrot to him."

"He's in the conference room," the man replies. He catches sight of you. "That wouldn't be Erin Quill's sentient bird, would it?"

"It is. What's it to you?" the woman replies.

The man pulls out a gun and aims at the woman. "A good paycheck from Padelheb's what it is. He'll want to see it. Hand it over."

Next?

[omada]

The woman will probably roll for defend herself

Wake up

CHARGE AT HIS FACE

YELLING "DEDO NO CU E GRITARIA, CHUPA MINHAS BOLAS ENQUANTO COMO SEUS OLHOS TRAIDOR DA REPUBLICA" to call attention of others ("finger in the ass and outcry, suck my balls while I eat your eyes traitor of republic" in portuguese, don't ask me why, "Dedo no cu e gritaria" somehow became a meme here in Brazil)

[Glass]

"It is. What's it to you?" the woman replies.

You, lady, are a grade-A dumbass. Don't you know we're in an evil empire?

[omada]

"It is. What's it to you?" the woman replies.

You, lady, are a grade-A dumbass. Don't you know we're in an evil empire?

Shhh, the mooks have to believe that we are the best thing on the world

[blueturtle1134]

"It is. What's it to you?" the woman replies.

You, lady, are a grade-A dumbass. Don't you know we're in an evil empire?

If she's serving under Captain Celling, then probably not. Celling is very much the Reasonable Authority Figure in this.

The woman will probably roll for defend herself

Wake up

CHARGE AT HIS FACE

YELLING "DEDO NO CU E GRITARIA, CHUPA MINHAS BOLAS ENQUANTO COMO SEUS OLHOS TRAIDOR DA REPUBLICA" to call attention of others ("finger in the ass and outcry, suck my balls while I eat your eyes traitor of republic" in portuguese, don't ask me why, "Dedo no cu e gritaria" somehow became a meme here in Brazil)

Only you get to roll.

[Glass]

Only you get to roll.

Not said: we're also stunned. So we're kinda generally screwed right now I think.

[blueturtle1134]

The woman will probably roll for defend herself

Wake up

CHARGE AT HIS FACE

YELLING "DEDO NO CU E GRITARIA, CHUPA MINHAS BOLAS ENQUANTO COMO SEUS OLHOS TRAIDOR DA REPUBLICA" to call attention of others ("finger in the ass and outcry, suck my balls while I eat your eyes traitor of republic" in portuguese, don't ask me why, "Dedo no cu e gritaria" somehow became a meme here in Brazil)

I'm taking your statement as two actions, wake up and charge.

[3÷2=1] - Abject failure
[3] - Partial success

You feel too weak to move, but at least you are no longer Stunned.

The woman screams, "What are you-"

The man shoots her. She drops you.

You fly in the man's face. He bats you away unceremoniously, but it distracts him for long enough for the woman, now collapsed on the ground, to draw her own pistol.

Next?

[Glass]

Time to get the hell out of dodge. Hammerspace, anyone?

[Paxiecrunchle]

bite his ear off and otherwise prevent him from shooting her, remember for now they want us alive to be used as a toll and have no such designs on her.

besiders we have no means of entering hammerspace right now.

[omada]

So let's hope her pistol nor his pistol hits us

Continue the charge, put our claws on his eyes so he can't aim

and yell "TRAITOOR" near his ear (both to distract him/hurt his ear both to try to call Celling)