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[blueturtle1134]

[4] - Success

You sift through your newly structured memories and select a jumble of syllables that to your confused mind seems threatening.

The guards pay no heed.

"Aww, look at the poor thing," one says, grabbing the cage.

"Sure it isn't booby-trapped like that stupid desk was?" the other asks, taking a fire extinguisher to said desk.

"Nah," says the other. He begins carrying you to the door. He accidentally bumps open the cage lock.

Next?

[Paxiecrunchle]

Physically and biologically impossible. Rejected. Next?

how so? if its a simple sliding lock I cannot see how the parrot cannot grab it unless the cage is mesh so the it cannot stick its toes through the bars.

[Glass]

Completely different situation, Paxie.

[blueturtle1134]

Physically and biologically impossible. Rejected. Next?

how so? if its a simple sliding lock I cannot see how the parrot cannot grab it unless the cage is mesh so the it cannot stick its toes through the bars.

Turning into a mutant ninja parrot. Read the thread.

[blueturtle1134]

In other news, wanna suggest an action before Glass drives this into the ground before it even begins?

[Glass]

Nope!

Sing!

EDIT: This is what you get when you put an RTD where we're a parakeet inside a serious game, Blue.

[blueturtle1134]

Nope!

Sing!

EDIT: This is what you get when you put an RTD where we're a parakeet inside a serious game, Blue.

Is this some sort of retaliation against my sudden mood whiplash?

[Paxiecrunchle]

Physically and biologically impossible. Rejected. Next?

how so? if its a simple sliding lock I cannot see how the parrot cannot grab it unless the cage is mesh so the it cannot stick its toes through the bars.

Turning into a mutant ninja parrot. Read the thread.

I did read the thread though, It never mentioned us as not being an ordinary{at least physically} parrot and those can do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCJtT_jT8Zc

[blueturtle1134]

Physically and biologically impossible. Rejected. Next?

how so? if its a simple sliding lock I cannot see how the parrot cannot grab it unless the cage is mesh so the it cannot stick its toes through the bars.

Turning into a mutant ninja parrot. Read the thread.

I did read the thread though, It never mentioned us as not being an ordinary{at least physically} parrot and those can do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCJtT_jT8Zc

That was responding to Glass's... rather stupid suggestion.

I'm beginning to think that he just wants to kill the bird and be done with.

[Glass]

Nope, just having fun with comedy

EDIT: can we make the parakeet immortal?

[blueturtle1134]

Nope, just having fun with comedy

EDIT: can we make the parakeet immortal?

NOT IN MY UNIVERSE

EDIT: It's clearly a parrot, not a parakeet.

[Glass]

Can we shunt it into a different universe where we can, then, and then bring it back?

[blueturtle1134]

[6] - Gone horribly right

The parrot belts out some good rock music at the top of its tiny lungs.

The guard gets annoyed. "Well, you're a loud one, right?"

The other one finds a rubber band.

"Clamp its beak shut," he suggests.

The guard reaches in...

Next?

[blueturtle1134]

Can we shunt it into a different universe where we can, then, and then bring it back?

Go ahead and try.

No, seriously! Quill has the proper equations lying around somewhere. Actually, his wife does, which is the big reveal of this part of the game.

But for the love of god, stop screwing around.

[Glass]

Bite the bastard, he ain't clamping out mouth!