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[blueturtle1134]

[4] - Success

You fly in a looping pattern around the guards.

It works. They cannot shoot you. One of the ones with the guns even gets shot in the leg.

You are now in a hallway. The building is shaped like a huge tube, with a hollow space in the middle, and offices in a ring around it. Thus, the cubicle had windows, but you just look out upon the offices "across" the center from you.

Now, behind you is the cubicle and the men. Ahead of you is a large wall mural depicting one of the major battles in the South. To the right, you see a stairwell and then offices. To the left, you see a line of various offices and then a large meeting area.

Next?

[omada]

where it will cause more mayhem and excuses to not shot a fucking bird? Where is the probability of using hammerspace power?

Left

[blueturtle1134]

The goal is not to cause mayhem. Just saying.

[blueturtle1134]

[3] - Partial success

You fly left.

However, there is a distinct lack of things to Hammerspace-enter on. Worse, there is an animal control squad charging at you from the front, and it seems you'll be pinned between them and the security team near the big meeting room thing.

There are still a lot of cubicles to duck into to your left.

Next?

[Glass]

Duck around the cubicle corners to enter Hammerspace.

[omada]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Anyway, the meeting area can have important people, let's just hope the one that was holding us wasn't important and we can say we acted in legit defense

"Hey, if a giant tried to squeeze you, ignored your words offering him a breaking news from the middle of government wouldn't you get absurdly nervous?"

 

"look at my face human"

option A)Yell

"Stop you and your bird-hurting guys, I am from the sentience laboratory and I have breaking news for anyone that stops trying to kill me"


Option B) Fly between the cubicles and try to pass through the security later


But corners wasn't good for entering hammer space right?

[blueturtle1134]

Yes, corners are a no-go. You can only jump to Hammerspace around a thin rod.

So what's it going to be? Talk or hide?

[blueturtle1134]

Also where'd you get that parrot pic? I couldn't find it by Google. Is it your parrot?

[blueturtle1134]

(go ahead and tiebreak/vote, Glass. I triple post because editing triggers no notification.)

[Glass]

B

[omada]

Also where'd you get that parrot pic? I couldn't find it by Google. Is it your parrot?

I just wrote parrot hat on google images o.O

[blueturtle1134]

[6] - Gone horribly right

You swerve between the cubicles. Then through the cubicles. Then through the glass.

SMASH!

You give yourself a 7th concussion. You are now Stunned

67 floors left to fall.

Next?

[Glass]

Screw it.

Wait for the stunning to wear off so that we don't critically fail at anything.

[blueturtle1134]

[4/2=2] - Failure (but no action)

You just sit there until your head stops throbbing.

You are no longer Stunned

-27 floors (40 to go)

Next?

[Paxiecrunchle]

TRY TO AVOID INJURING MORE PEOPLE FFS.