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[omada]

We transformed the spy bird in a talking crazy bird with powers of hammerspace

It will be the funniest spy network ever

"Why, just tel me WHY, WHY EVERYWHERE WE GO THERE IS A BIRD POOOPING IN OUR HEADS? IS NATURE AGAINST US TOO?"

[blueturtle1134]

[2] - Failure

Even at the best of times, Hammerspace travel is hit and miss.



You used to be at the top corridor. You went to the right. You have now accidentally teleported to the left corridor. You're right outside the control room, but it's guarded by a fingerprint scanner.

And there's two more guards here.

Next?

[Glass]

Well, the map's helpful at least. Tells me that what I'd been planning earlier won't work.

So let's try something different.

Mimic the sound of gunshots and explosions up at the stairs, kind of like a ventriloquist.

[blueturtle1134]

Well, the map's helpful at least. Tells me that what I'd been planning earlier won't work.

So let's try something different.

Mimic the sound of gunshots and explosions up at the stairs, kind of like a ventriloquist.

What were you planning earlier? And which set of stairs? Remember you're OUTSIDE the security room.

[Glass]

I was planning on making it seem like the other prisoners were escaping. I hadn't realized that there aren't any other prisoners.

And the stairs on the map. I want it to sound like there's fighting going on upstairs (or downstairs, wherever it is the stairs go). Guns, grenades, shouting, maybe a bit of fire noises. I want these people panicking.

[blueturtle1134]

So to be clear, you want to go to the stairs on the top left and make sounds of battle up them? They go up. Are you saying make the guards here think something's going on elsewhere?

[blueturtle1134]

I'm assuming this is what you mean. It doesn't matter though.

Surprisingly little matters here.


[2] - Failure

You run to the stairs, hoping to cause a commotion. Chris (the guard from the top corridor) grabs you from behind.

"There you are, dumb little bird," he growls.

There are guards streaming down the stairs and out of the security room to respond to the Quill situation. One of them recognizes you.

"Hey, that's Quill's thinking bird, right?"

Chris looks at you. "Maybe," he replies.

The other guard reaches out a hand. "Let's get him to Padelheb."

Next?

[Glass]

I'd wanted to just make the noise from where we were and make it sound like it came from the stairs, but yeah, never mind.

Escape! Maybe into hammerspace!

[blueturtle1134]

[2] - Failure

You can't Hammerspace jump out of someone's hand.

You flail about and try to escape but don't.

"You sure?" asks Chris. "He doesn't pay us to get birds."

"He wants it," says the other guard. "I'll say you found him."

Chris hands you over.

Next?

[Glass]

While they are handing us over, escape.

[blueturtle1134]

[6] - Gone horribly right

You escape.

Oh boy do you escape.

Turns out grabbing a parrot by its buttocks was a bad choice. You spring out like a cork. You bounce off the wall - giving yourself a 5th concussion - and go up the stairs.

When you settle down, you are in the stairwell, there is a window above you, and there is the sound of feet below you.

Next?

[Glass]

Start flying around sounding like the biggest gunfight/bombing/etc. the world will ever have.

[blueturtle1134]

Start flying around sounding like the biggest gunfight/bombing/etc. the world will ever have.

Alright I'll spit it out - you have no chance of distracting the guards. These are prison guards. They've been told that the biggest threat is sitting in that cell right there. At least some of them will remain watching Erin Quill, confident in the knowledge that normal castle guards will take care of security.

[Glass]

:/

Can someone else please come up with an action?

[blueturtle1134]

Can someone else please come up with an action?

YES DO THIS. One man games are no fun.

Actually, I think it's like a 5-man game by now.

• Glass
• Paxie
• Omada
• Puppyguard
• Dusty

...who'd I miss?