Puppyguard: 97 (68)
ziizo: 97 (43)
Dustan: 87
Failbird: 82
ATHATH: 57
NRDL: 56
Person: 54
Oceansoul: 43
Blitz: 37
Smile because I've finally overcome my pringle addiction. "Finally... my life is complete."
Sit there pondering what to do with my life now that I am free from the pringles.
Arr ponders what to do now.
(Pondering: 3)
You could eat some more pringles. But you don't need to. And you don't have any.
Attack someone at random.
Gary decides to attack (d8=3) Nix!
(Attack! 5) vs (Dodge! 1)
Gary kicks Nix right between the legs. The fact that Nix stumbled and stepped right into the kick doesn't help him.
(Strength: 4+1) vs (Defend: 5)
Even though it's a perfect kick, Nix doesn't show any sign of pain. He must have balls of steel!
go hug either blitz or ziizo. They really need it.
S.G. Johnson goes give Steven a big sweaty hug.
(Hug! 4) vs (Dodge! 5)
Steven manages to dodge away from the sweaty hug in time.
Yes, of course, I am a FLOOR SHARK!
Attack the nearest other persons ankles
"Human" embraces his new floor shark heritage and swims (Swimming: 5) really fast towards (D8=3) Nix again!
(Attack! 3) vs ( Dodge! 6)
Nix manages to lift his foot before "Human" can sink his teeth in, but loses most of his balance.
I forgot to mention this in the thread when you got your power, but you can also walk on water.
Summon a mini-me.
Attack someone at random.
"Do it, ziizo... Embrace your power and doom this world. You know you want to."
"Yeah, do it! Stop time!"
Summon another mini-me. Then another. Then another. Start summoning them inside of other contestants (in their lungs or stomach if I can't just replace their flesh with my mini-mes), if I can.
If my mini-mes can, they will self-replicate themselves so as to better cheer me on in whatever I do.
Have you ever watched that episode of Futurama in which Bender gains the ability to self-replicate? Yeah, I'm basically gonna do that. Have fun drowning (possibly literally) in my many bodies, guys!
(Summoning: 6)
The cloaked one summons his mini-me right into it's arms. The mini-me's about half as tall and half as heavy as TCO.
(Strength: 6)
TCO instinctively lifts his mini-me up into the air like at the beginning of the lion king when Rafiki lifts Simba.
The mini-me doesn't directly encourage Gary to stop, but it does encourage TCO to encourage Gary.
(Encouragement: 5)
"You can do it Cloaked One! Encourage Gary to stop time! I believe in you! You're the best!"(TCO would have a +1 to encouraging Gary to stop time, but I don't roll for diplomacy with other players.)
No matter how hard they try, TCO can't summon another mini-me this turn. Seems like it's limited to one mini-me per turn.
Kill Gary with my bare hands.
Angry from the kick to his nuts, the off balance Nix tries to get revenge on Gary.
(Attack! 3-1) vs (Dodge! 3)
And Gary steps away from Nix's clumsy off balance punch.
My power is definitely one of the more useful ones, but how to make use of it first...
Look for a nearby library and start grabbing books about science and law. Don't read them yet.
Alan looks for a nearby library. First he has to escape the factory.
(Searching: 4)
He easily finds the factory's main entrance, a big double door large enough for a couple elephants to walk through. Unfortunately it's locked with several heavy chains and bars. There's a smaller personal door in one of the big doors, but it's locked too. There's bound to be other ways out, or you can try to pick the lock or break through somehow.
Attempt to train and make my barrier appear in front of me, instead of within me. If that fails, punch someone from the anger of not being able to successfully train.
Hei Esse Seriose tries and fails to make his barrier appear in front of him.
Instead he tries to punch (D9=7) Hugh Mann the floor shark.
(Attack! 6) vs (Dodge! 4)
Hei crouches down really low to punch his opponent who's swimming in the floor.
(Strength: 2) vs (Resistance: 4)
The punch does no damage.
Go punch someone in the face. RARGH, VIOLENCE.
Finally, Steven goes to punch a random person in the face, completely ignoring his power. His target is (D9=3) Nix. Poor Nix.
(Attack! 5) vs (Dodge! 2-1)
Fist connects to face.
(Strength:3+1) vs (Endurance: 4)
But yet again Nix shrugs it off like it's nothing.
Gary, Nix, Hugh, Johnson, Hei, and Steven are all fighting in a cluster resembling the world's safest mosh pit.
Name: Nix
Description: A very hirsute man in a garish orange suit and tie.
Power:
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuperpowers/comments/64eeyb/athletic_astral_projection/You can project your consciousness, but only after having ran, jogged, or otherwise done cardio for a minimum for a half hour. Your body continues what it's doing, so treadmills and stationary bikes are your best bet. How long you can project yourself depends on how long it takes for your body to give out.
Status: Fine.
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