Name: Arr U. Serius
Description: Arr looks like a perfectly average person. (Hey, you DID say description was optional)
Power: None yet
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuperpowers/comments/69fd2a/the_ability_to_stop_once_you_pop/You feel like you can finally break your crippling Pringles addiction.
Name: Hei Esse Seriose
Description: An average 18yo with blue flannel, blue jeans, a white t-shirt, and black sneakers.
Power: None yet
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuperpowers/comments/6g5nse/your_lungs_have_a_barrier_that_keeps_out_such/Your lungs have a barrier that keeps out such things as water, pieces of food, cigarette smoke, and oxygen. Fortunately, you can activate or deactivate this barrier at will.
Name: Nix
Description: A very hirsute man in a garish orange suit and tie.
Power: None yet
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuperpowers/comments/64eeyb/athletic_astral_projection/You can project your consciousness, but only after having ran, jogged, or otherwise done cardio for a minimum for a half hour. Your body continues what it's doing, so treadmills and stationary bikes are your best bet. How long you can project yourself depends on how long it takes for your body to give out.
Name: S. G. Johnson.
Description: IT LIVES!
Power: None yet
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuperpowers/comments/64fb84/the_ability_to_give_the_best_and_most_comforting/Knowledge suddenly floods into your brain of how to give the best and most comforting hugs, but you also start sweating uncontrollably.
Name: Gary
Description: Gary is a perfectly average person with a moustache.
Power: None yet
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuperpowers/comments/68rtd6/you_have_the_power_to_stop_time_but_not_restart_it/You get the power to stop time. Forever. With no way to restart it again. Have mercy on the universe!
Name: Steven Stevenson the Steventh, Son of Steven
Description: Tall. He looks like what you'd expect a guy called Steven to.
Power: None yet.
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuperpowers/comments/6oipv9/once_a_day_you_can_make_a_random_person/Once a day, you can make a random person permanently believe they're a duck.
Name: Alan Smithee
Description: Moderate height, wearing a director's suit. Appears to have a perpetually disgusted look on his face. Otherwise generic in most respects.
Power: None Yet
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuperpowers/comments/6ggy2f/power_to_negate_any_rule_or_law_including/You get the power to negate any rule or law, including physical ones, by calling it "bullshit" immediately after learning about it for the first time.
Name: Hugh "Human" Mann
Description: He's OBVIOUSLY human, that much is very clear. What else would he be, a trenchcoat wearing long-armed gnome on stilts? HAH, ridiculous! *nervous sweat*
Power: None yet
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuperpowers/comments/64qhdw/you_can_walk_on_water_downside_you_sink_on_land/Your feet immediately start sinking into the concrete floor, until you're suspended only by the chains around your wrists. You feel like you could probably swim in it.
Name: The Cloaked One (TCO)
Description: Has a magnificent cloak.
Power: None yet
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuperpowers/comments/69uzkv/you_have_the_power_to_summon_a_mini_version_of/The Cloaked One gains the ability to summon a miniature version of The Cloaked One, which will cheer it on and encourage it in whatever it's doing. Nothing else.
Your shackles open and you land on the floor, or in it Hugh Mann's case.
"Begin!" says the voice in the speaker.
Name: Nix
Description: A very hirsute man in a garish orange suit and tie.
Power:
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuperpowers/comments/64eeyb/athletic_astral_projection/You can project your consciousness, but only after having ran, jogged, or otherwise done cardio for a minimum for a half hour. Your body continues what it's doing, so treadmills and stationary bikes are your best bet. How long you can project yourself depends on how long it takes for your body to give out.
Status: Fine.
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Topic: Random Superpower Deathmatch (DEFECTIVE): The eternal hug: Game Over (Read 7034 times)