"There is more to strength than having big muscles, Kevin. Take you and your bearded tryhard out of my sight or I'll incinerate you."
More fireballs! Try to make it so that they smash into each other with Kevin and chuck in the middle, this time.
"Blow it outta your ass, you wannabe wiseman!"
Punch Vix in the throat, hope that Chuck Norris follows my lead and hits him too.
[Vix Initiative (Agility) vs Kevin Initiative (Agility) vs Chuck Initiative (Auto):
2-
1+
3=4 vs
4-
1+-
1=4 vs
8)
Chuck Norris once beat the Flash in a race. He reaches Vix while she's charging her first fireball.
[Chuck Strength (Auto) vs Vix Dodge (Agility):
8 vs
4-
1+
3=6] [Vix Defence (Endurance):
5]
Chuck Norris doesn't make a fist, he punches Vix in the head with his pinky finger. Lucky for Vix, Chuck Norris's fingers, from strongest to weakest, are middle, index, thumb, ring, and lastly pinky. She is flicked into a tree, and has the wind knocked from her, but she survives. She is also knocked a bit further from Kevin, so she throws her fireball that she was charging.
[Vix Attack (Will) vs Kevin Dodge (Agility)
4+
2+
2=8 vs
5-
1+
1=5] [Kevin Defense (Endurance):
5+
2=7]
Kevin is superficially burned. In a panic, he drops his radio, but he continues his own rush to punch Vix in the face.
[Kevin Attack (Strength) vs Vix Dodge (Agility):
3+
2+
4=9 vs
5-
1+
3=7] [Vix Defense (Endurance):
3]
Kevin punches Vix in the right arm, against the tree. She also drops her looted item on the ground, where it rolls right next to Kevin's radio. She gasps in shock and pain, as her arm is almost crushed.
"Quit hiding behind your beasts and fight me, you coward!"
Zynox advances towards Felix, swinging the ball back and forth in his arms in preparation for more head bashing.
"On second thought, run awayyy!"
Head towards FallacyofUrirst instead, have my beasts follow me. If any reach of us reach, do a melee attack.
Block against the incoming attack by waving my plant in front of the attackers.
[Zynox Initiative (Agility) vs Felix Initiative (Agility) vs James Initiative (Agility):
3-
1=2 vs
5 vs
4-
2=2]
[Womsunorc#2 Initiative (Agility) and Womsunorc#1 Initiative (Auto):
1-
2=-1 and
1]
Felix turns tail and run, urging his creatures to follow. Well, the one is still in the woods with Zynox, and doesn't move. The other is more worried about it's almost-twin than following orders. Still, Felix heads towards James's location to get away from Zynox.
Zynox arrives at the place where Felix was, and where his second creature still is. He preps his attack when the creature squeals in fear and a rift opens, depositing a third such creature (which if you looked closely, it would be a female where as the first two were male).
[Womsunorc#3 Initiative (Agility):
6-
2=4]
[Womsunorc#3 Attack (Strength) vs Zynox Defense (Endurance):
1+
3=4 vs
1+
1=2]
The creature jumps on Zynox and starts climbing, pulling Zynox onto the ground. He's still got his hands free as the creature is about the size of a really chubby fox, though so he counter attacks by trying to pummel the one still on the ground cowering.
[Zynox Attack (Strength) vs Womxunorc#2 Defense (Endurance):
3+
1+
7=11 vs
2+
3=5]
The second creature, the one which had slept, is turned to a fine paste as Zynox brings his ball down on top of it. The unconsious one in the woods stirs, and the one on his back makes plantive noises.
[James Dance (Agility) vs Felix Defense (Will):
2-
2=0 vs
1+
2=3]
Felix manages to continue not looking at James's plant.
NPC killed Zynox may add a new card (not a boss card) to his deck. He doesn't gain loot, though, it was just an NPC.
((Yes, that is part of how Felix's loot works. It's not quite self-replication, but it summons more of itself. What did you expect from Luck 10?))
"Every action has consequence? That's true. But judging by the way you speak of it, I'd assume you're rather interested in consequence."
Continue towards the center. If I reach the water, have the elephant wade in, and offer it the chance to drink its fill.
"Yes, I am interested in consequence and determining what it will be from the action that brought it about. I don't recognize this place, but from where I come from, I make a living selling consequences, changing the outcomes of things yet to be."
The elephant gladly wades into the water and starts scooping up trunkfulls of it.
"Refreshing. Ah, the catch is, you have to know what action will be taken, or the consequence won't take hold, and I still keep my profits. So do you have something to barter for consequences? I guess you brought me here, and that's worth a little."
New HandsEgan BW Viper, Giraffe, Eel, Rat, Viper
(+3 end, +2 agi, +1 str, +1 wll, -2 lck)
Kadzar Worm, Horse, Worm, Lion, Housecat
(+3 str, +2 agi, +1 luck, -1 end, -2 dex, 2 cards instead of loot)
Person Dog, Housecat, Worm, Worm, Dog
(+3 lck, +3 agi, -2 str, -1 dex, 2 cards instead of loot)
FallacyofUrist Horse, Dog, Rat, Crow, Ape
(+2 agi, +2 dex, +1 wll, +1 str, -1 luck)
Coolrune206 Giraffe, Hog, Worm, Horse, Eel
(+2 wll, +2 str, Card instead of loot)
BlitzDungeoneer Dog, Spider, Ape, Lion, Lion
(+4 str, +1 Dex, +1 lck, +1 agi, -1 wll, -1 end)