PaPaj, You are conditionally in the waitlist - your deck is missing a card, I count 14/15.
Zo, caduzeuz pluz znakes, alzo with axe gem. Hey, at leazt not Axe deodorant, Ahhah. Hey, zou over zere with the poor agility, yet great endurance, almozt like Ziberian bear! You can be a good test target, and you zill devnitly zurvive well. Here goez!".
Hear over toward the pond in the forest, and attempt to cast some sort of spell on Coolrune. Also, would the red axe gem would be good in melee?
"Does my pleasant conversation displease you so much that you'd steal my voice? Hmmm....
How about if I were to slay a different human, and offer you their entire body and soul; would you accept such payments for instance?"
Clamber back up onto the elephant, with a new understanding of the local ecology. Keep a sharp lookout at the edges of the forest around the lake; if I see anything at all, regardless of whether it seems hostile, alert the elephant immediately to the threat.
[Wilswon Initiative (Agility) vs Zekoth Initiative (Agility):
2+
2=4 vs
1-
2=-1]
[Wilswon Unknown Spell(s) (Will):
2-
1+
1=2] [1 of 4 held spells discovered]
Wilswon runs into the forest following the elephant tracks. He waves his cadduceus around in the air, and the snakes on it his in iritation, but he causes a bit of mist to come out of the the wand. It's not enough that he can't see, but it's enough that it obscures his position within a 16 square foot area. Which isn't much.
Really, it's obvious where he is in the fog, but he is hard to identify.
Zekoth meanwhile climbs back onto his elephant, speaking to it.
"No", says the elephant, "I enjoy your voice, but I can sense it is something of value to you. When dealing with abstracts such as cause and consequence, you get a feel for things. And if you could trap the soul of the person as you slew them, sure, it would work. I don't have much use for corpses, though. Not much resale value for some a common commodity."
Zekoth sees the small patch of fog back the way he came from. He directs the elephant to look at it, and the elephant comments, "Hmm. An obscuring mist spell. Not a very potent casting of it, only cloaking a single person, but I hear someone in there. Something about you probably surviving."
"Chuck, don't let her get you down. She's dead, and you're very much not. You don't swim, water just wants to be around you. Your fists make the speed of light wish it was faster. You got this."
Attempt to resurrect a dead meme, and examine the baby a bit more closely because seriously what the fuck why is a baby available as loot.
((kevin and chuck will have to raise the baby as their own))
[Kevin Reafirmation (Will):
1-
1+
1=1]
Kevin's peptalk doesn't help Chuck out. Chuck just sighs dejectedly.
The baby's arsenal comes off of it's hands easily enough, but it doesn't fit on Kevin or Chuck's hands. And they can't opperate the switches inside because their fingers won't reach that deep in the gauntlet.
So back on the baby the gauntlets go. The infant starts to crawl on the forest floor, and Kevin watches it closely. The baby stumbles a bit, triggering the mechanism in it's left gauntlet, and it fires a deep red laser at a tree, which explodes into fiery toothpicks.
While Felix's pets are distracted, Zynox will take this opportunity to smash Felix's noggin in.
"Now you die!"
Excellent. Place the plant down next to both of them so they can't help but see it. By the time it's finished with them, they won't have any mind left. Also, see if my plant wants any food to eat. Namely, other players such as the ones I just put it down next to.
((Kadzar, you're currently screaming and clutching your head.))
Break away from the vision through sheer willpower. Order my creatures to finish Zynox off. Keep the plant out of sight, and avoid any incoming attacks.
Edit: No new womsunorc this time, interesting.
[Zynox Initiative (Agility) vs Felix Initiative (Agility) vs James Initiative (Agility):
5-
2+
1=4 vs
1-
2-
1=-2 vs
3-
1=2]
[Womsunorc#1 Initiative (Agility) and Womsunorc#3 Initiative (Agility):
3-
2=1 and
6-
2=4]
[Zynox Act with Madness (Will) and Felix regain sanity (Will):
5-
2=3 and
4-
2+
2=4]
[Zynox Attack (Strength):
1+
1-
2+
3=3]
Zynox weakly tries to crush Felix's head in, but with the pounding headache he has, he's virtually paralyzed. He lifts up his ball, and thumps it back down next to Felix. The jaw and skull motif looks at him like it's laughing, and he gets mad. Very mad. He embraces the anger and the laughter in his head, and something clicks in his head.
Felix, meanwhile, manages to filter out the laughter, and realizes it's himself screaming. He's not well yet, but he's able to shut up and lie there wimpering as opposed to screaming in terror.
[Zynox Madness trait evolved to -3, ability gained: PK BERSERKα] [Felix Madness reduced to -1]
James meanwhile approaches them and places his plant down where they have to see it. The plant moves, and -
[PSI ROCKINγ vs Felix Defense (Will+End) and Zynox Defense (Will+End):
2+-
6=8 vs
4-
1-
1+
2+3=7 and
5+-
3+
1=3]
[Womsunorc#1 Defense (Will+End), Womsunorc#3 Defense (Will+End):
6+
3-1=8 and
3+
3-1=5]
A psychic blast radiates out, which Felix dodges, but it sends Zynox flying, though thanks to his magic, he's able to catch himself in the air and come to a gentle landing.
The creature on his back is sent flying in another direction, while the one that was sneaking up on him stays it's ground.
[Womsunorc#1 Attack (Strength) vs Zynox Dodge (Agility):
4+
3=7 vs
6-
3+
1=4] [Zynox Defense (Endurance):
6+-
1=7]
The creature which Zynox had previously knocked unconsious seeks revenge by going for an artery. It doesn't get an artery, but it's mouth clamps around his arm. And the teeth miss entirely, his arm is behind the creature's jaw, so he can feel it's slimy gums.
New HandsKadzar Worm, Hog, Worm, Housecat, Pegasus
(+2 Lck, +1 Agi, +1 End, -1 Dex, Two Cards instead of Loot, Magical Flight)
Person Housecat, Hog, Housecat, Worm, Dog
(+4 Lck,+2 Agi, +1 End, -1 Str, -2 Dex, Card instead of Loot)
FallacyofUrist Chimpanzee, Rat, Housecat, Crow, Viper
(+2 End, +2 Wll, +2 Agi, +1 Dex, -1 Str, -1 Lck)
Coolrune206 Hog, Horse, Worm, Eel, Horse
(+3 Str, +2 Agi, -1 End, Card instead of Loot)
BlitzDungeoneer Spider, Worm, Chimpanzee, Hog, Lion
(+2 Dex, +1 Wll, +1 Lck, +1 Str, -1 Agi, Card instead of Loot)
OceanSoulWorm, Spider, Lion, Ape, Dog
(+2 Str, +2 Dex, +1 Lck, +1 Agi, -1 Wll, -1 End, Card instead of Loot)
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Topic: Looter's Delight, Flabort Edition: FoU up to 2 player kills! (Read 16287 times)