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[MottledPetrel]

I didn't know what personality to give the Peach Faced Love Bird man, so I just went with how the birds themselves behave. They are super loud and shriekey, but super social. I also realize now that I wrote Gommo instead of Gummo. If who ever is playing the character wants me to change how he is for future stories let me know. And do we know what the caravan is selling? I'd say we could probably do with some livestock if there are any that aren't grazers with them.

[MottledPetrel]

Any other issues of the outpost we'd like to try to resolve before the next update? Any ideas anyone wants to throw out?

[Monitor Lisard]

Update coming tomorrow because imgur refuses to upload anything today.

[Monitor Lisard]

Imgur keeps fucking me over. Any good alternatives?

[Maximum Spin]

Imgur keeps fucking me over. Any good alternatives?

If you can send the images to me, I'll put 'em on the server I use. Guaranteed uptime unless my friend who owns it gets busted by the feds or something.

[Monitor Lisard]

Imgur keeps fucking me over. Any good alternatives?

If you can send the images to me, I'll put 'em on the server I use. Guaranteed uptime unless my friend who owns it gets busted by the feds or something.

Kay, pm'd you the link... Preparing write-up in advance.

[Maximum Spin]

Got the message, everything's uploaded and in order, I sent you the details.

[Monitor Lisard]

This update has been brought to you by Maximum Spin!


"Brrng! Ng ik dla, mn qw!"



"Ng  bllr, mkkh pv... Ng yk! Nd qmww! Nd gh!"



"Ng khh, dl bww qr, km... Nd! Brr ssp grk!"



"Oh... Thanks? Ah coulda really use a speechwriter, but I doubt sommone will even contest me 'ere... T's not like th' mayor's office would give me any privileges in dis frozen hole in'th earth".



"Well hello there, dear! Glad ta see ye again oop North... Care ta give us a discount?"

"Mhm, doubt you deserve one. Anyway, it's not me who desides, really. Ask the boss."



"Hey dwarrrf. Got women for sale?"

"Wot?... Y'shuld try the elven caravan instead, if they show up ever. We aren't slavers, pal".

"Sure. Got milk then?

"Milk? Alright, we have some cow milk right here, yak milk, goat milk, dwarven milk..."



"Dwarrrwan milk? Hah! I knew yourrr women were good forrr something!... I will have two bottles!"

"Here y'go, furry".



"Uh, might as well... I giss you should know really, though it's called dwarven, it does not come from th' dwarven females, it comes from purring ma-"



Chenda retches!

Chenda vomits.

"...Dear Armok".



"Hm, the craftsdwarship in this one is unparalleled! Crowns, scepters, amulets... I can't see you getting our own charter and city hall, however. Your crafts are decent, your mussels are tasty, but you haven't met any of the requiremants yet. Until your place is well-populated, or you have found some valuable here..."



"Boss, BOSS! I've found GOLD! WE'RE IN MONEY!"



"Right, where were we... Would you consider our proposal again?"

"Hmph. Let me see the list of candidates then."



"Seems like it's a mere cluster... It's not like the liason should know about this. Gotta strike the iron while it's hot. Noted?"





Aand here come our first elections! The candidates should better prepare their pre-elections speeches, while the honest citizens of Gremlinfort are casting their many ballots! Who's gonna be the first mayor? Who's gonna embezzle the newfound wealth and get away with it? Stay tuned!

[MottledPetrel]

Well if they don't have any animals could we at least try to get some cheap instruments or books off of them for a tavern and library, if we ever create them. I think we should get those at some point, to encourage visitors who could potentially join the fort. If not maybe we could get some cheap armor off of them? It's always important to at least protect the head so we can avoid cheap head shots. I'm going to hold off on this updoot's story until I hear if anyone wants to request any more items for trade or wants to run for office. I've already heard that the gremlin wants to run, as well as the expedition leader (sorry, I haven't learned that many of their names yet). I would assume after this the caravan will leave and the elections will start, so get your requests to me as soon as you can. Urist parrot also requests some quinoa grain, but if it isn't available he'll take whatever grain they have. Don't let him buy too much, we don't need to waste our wealth on his addiction.

[Cathar]

HUGH I am DISAPOINTED reductive man. I thought we were FRIENDS. I thought we were COMRADES
I already envisoned you and I running into the WASTELAND slaughtering the WOMEN and violating the CATTLE but NO
Now you BETRAY me like a hyena-woman in HEAT with crippling DADDY ISSUES.

You told me it was MILK but it is clearly NOT. I can tell because I'm an EXPERT on MILK.
Now if I don't drink it FULL my Tiger Men clan will call me a PUSSYCAT

HUGHHN

[Imic]

If I am made Mayor... I shall not annoy everyone with mandates that are unreachable, or execute a single person, unless they should do anything to piss me off or the queen off or thing. I shall also... Em... Memes.

[Glass]

If you people make me mayor, I promise to let you guys do what you want so long as you're also getting things that need to be done done. And no, I do not care about mandates, if I need something I'll make it myself.

[Sanctume]

If I am elected mayor, I will dig our way to more gold.  Just follow the vein!

[Cathar]

If I'm elected Mayor I will order you guys AROUND like a REAL boss
Come on don't you want a REAL leader that doesn't WORK, instead of a GUY who make PROMISES they will not HOLD?

At LEAST I am HONNEST

[Monitor Lisard]

Dat bara Tiger... Also, I like your rendition of Goden very much!

Updating the OP with the links to the latest entries and fanart.