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[DragonRage]

"Praise His Noodly Majesty!  Firing chain shot!  YAAARRRR!"  Raymond launches an array of pasta bolas at the gatling gun mech, in an attempt to foul its firing mechanisms by causing it to spool the pasta around and in the spinning chainguns.

[Aurorix]

"Ya know what I've come up with the best idea. THE BEST, PERIOD!" Barron speaks with a hint of anger. This slimy senator will find it hard to dodge if he's held down by taser fists. Trunk then attempts to grab the man and hold him in place so his team can whale on him, and if he tries to escape just taser him.

[cronos5010]

Geoffrey Ulysses Newman
(Roll 1d5 1d3 times, rolled 5 and 1)
(24 v 22), Barron Trunk was rather unfortunately knocked around by a focused barrage of gatling gun fire before he could grab onto the senator properly. The senator took to the skies immediately afterwards, which rather unfortunately meant that Trunk could do nothing but protect his exposed dome while cursing his mech's lack of ranged weaponry....or throw something at the senator.

Shadestyle
(17 v 20)
Blutt was trying his best to look awesome today as leaped out of the water and landed on his katana in just the right way for it to get stuck on his leg. He would presumably have to settle for using minivans as roller skates.

DragonRage
(5 v 18)
Raymond completely and utterly misses with literally all of the shots he had fired, apparently trying to hit a small and agile mech with pasta while said mecha is moving at truly ridiculous speeds is hard. Meanwhile, several soldiers below are starting to suspect that they are part of the ingredients for the world's largest bowl of spaghetti.

Wolfchild
(10 v 17)
Your ill advised attempt to misuse your teleportation system was....ill advised. The explosion caused by the tank you teleported into managed to enter the insides of your mech. And of course your frantic attempts to teleport away from it all only led to you teleporting onto a group of soldiers who were busy reloading their missiles, and...let's just say that you invented a new form of war crime and leave it at that.

Empiricist
(20 v 14)
Cartwright took cover behind yet another skyscraper as the thrusters he was firing managed to trap the senator in place, before most of them exploded before they could even hit the senator properly...but some of them did manage to attach themselves to the senator. You feel that you might be able to send him down to the ground by making those thrusters spin him out of control.

[wolfchild]

Try again, that's the obvious answer

[Empiricist]

"ON MY MARK MEN! LET'S BRING THAT KRAUT DOWN!"
Use the thrusters to spin the mech out of control and slam him down, or into a building, Cartwright's not picky.

[Shadestyle]

"How DARE my sword betray me! I'll KILL that SWORD!" HE screams, his face turning red from embarrassment pure rage.

He hacks into a nearby car with his sword, using it like a skateboard to go towards the combat ahead.

[Aurorix]

Transform into Trunk Tower mode and turn on the reflectively barrier, seeing as Barron has no way to reach the slimy rat. Note to self, remember to add guns to the mech after the battle.

[cronos5010]

Geoffrey Ulysses Newman
The deafening sound of gatling gun fire can be heard nearby again, as the senator opens fire on the most threatening targets available.

(15 v 9)
The senator's mech suddenly activated the integrated thrusters it had on it's back before opening fire on Raymond with all of the gatling guns it had used to keep itself aloft, causing Raymond's mech to be shot down to the ground as the Senator accelerated even closer to...(9 v Natural 1) catch Cartwright off guard with a devastating wall of fire that destroyed whatever remained of the cover he was previously hiding in. The Senator continued to pump Cartwright's mech full of gaping holes as he flew towards Blutt...(Natural 1 v 23) but before he switch targets and open fire on Blutt. The senator's gatling guns suddenly jammed, causing him to crash into a nearby skyscraper.

Shadestyle
Blutt manages to find and cut up a particularly long and wide limo as he charged after the suddenly grounded Senator. Taking a negligible amount of fire from the army on the way there.

DragonRage
(22 v 16)
Raymond's mech swiftly took to the skies once more before he opened fire on the now slower moving senator once more, causing his pasta bolas to land on his gatling guns, potentially causing them to jam on the pasta bolas.

Wolfchild
(19 v 21)
First's mech shuddered out of existence as he tried his best to hit the senator with a telefrag, leaving a small pile of charred soldiers and tank scraps behind him as he harmlessly winked into existence just above the senator, and disappearing again....First would temporarily find himself in a black void and staring at a cracked version of the scene from before....it might be a good idea to teleport out of here for now.

Empricist
(16 v 15)
Cartwright succeeded in activating the thrusters that you had mounted on the senator earlier, causing him to repeatedly smash against the skyscraper despite taking a heavy amount of damage earlier. The Senator shouted "Y'all gonna pay fer that!" after noticing that a decent amount of his gatling guns fell out of the wings on his back.

Exlink32
Trunk proceeds to turtle up again in an attempt to heal off the damage he had taken earlier.

Everyone
(1d4 Roll to see who gets targeted by army: Raymond, Natural 20 v 19)
Raymond was once again forced down to the ground, this time by the massive amounts of missiles being fired at his direction that were almost impossibly accurate...his mech looks much worse off now than at the start of the day, perhaps he would want to withdraw or repair his mech?

Everyone in the group hears another crackling sound before hearing Meredith's voice shout out "Now that's the spirit! You have finally gotten him on the ropes, it's Time. T. Knock. Him. OUT!".

[Empiricist]

Take cover, firing more thrusters at the mech. Rummage for a flag, attach it to a thruster, fire it at where First vanished, and claim the void for America!

[wolfchild]

"That shouldn't be able to happen, change of plans"
GTFO and then attempt to crush enemy metallic objects (like tanks and mechs) by overcharging the maglev

[Aurorix]

Barron attempts to convince Geoffrey Ulysses Newman to pay for his wall. "Geoffrey Ulysses Newman, you best not make any more threats to the United States. You will be met with fire and furry like the world has never seen. So, I suggest you give up and donate your mech and money to build our ranks. This will the best outcome for the both of us."

[Shadestyle]

"I'll KILL..."

"... THAT SENATOR!!!!!!!!!"

Blutt Kickflips off the limo, trying to stab the enemy mech in the head with a downward thrust.

[DragonRage]

Raymond finds cover, preferably behind one of Seattle's many hills, and attempts to play an inspiring song on his mech's megasax.  Best not to risk such a valuable and expensive piece of equipment being destroyed.

[cronos5010]

Geoffrey Ulysses Newman
The senator defiantly shouted out "YER GONNA PAY FER THIS PARDNER!" while he did his best to try and escape from the spaghetti bindings by pulling out a pair of comparatively small assault rifles from a location somewhere near the humanoid mecha's posterior and randomly firing them at pretty much everything within sight.

(22 v 6)
Cartwright was rather unfortunately still on his way to dashing into another piece of cover when the Senator managed to land enough shots on his mech to cause Cartwright to momentarily flashback to the war. This does nothing to stop him from successfully taking cover behind the remains of a nearby skyscraper.

The senator ran out of ammo in his assault rifles soon afterwards, and he responded to the new development by attempting to break free from the spaghetti binding him with his mecha's wildly flailing limbs....(10 v 12) and still failing to break free somehow.

Shadestyle
Blutt's mecha gracefully leaped through the air with Blutt's katana in hand...(7 v natural 1) before the blade cut straight through several layers of metal and carbon shaped in the form of a helmet as it wreaked havoc on the Second Amendment's audio visual systems. This caused the senator to permanently lose all vision from his mecha's left eye, and temporarily deafening him as well.

DragonRage
Raymond eventually settled for huddling up behind a small and very tastefully decorated house several miles away from the fight itself after somehow failing to find a conveniently located hill to hide behind. ((OOC: You will have to provide your own music, but you are in fact doing something to help out by playing music))

Wolfchild
(15 v 9)
First popped back into existence just above the senator, and the sheer amount of force emitted by his mecha's magnetic levitation systems was enough to tear the senator's mecha free from it's spaghetti bindings while crushing whatever was left of it's gatling gun wings. This sent the man plummeting down to the ground before finally landing in a heavily damaged heap on top of Blutt.

Exlink32
(23 v 25)
Rather unfortunately your attempts to convince a senator to help out the cabinet staff in their fight against the corrupt senate fell on deafened ears. Which was a bit of a shame really, as it would have been interesting to hear what the man would have said in response.

Empiricist
Cartwright somehow succeed in mastering his flashbacks for just long enough to patriotically fire a flag decorated thruster at a completely and utterly unknown dimension, and soon afterwards a part of him started to feel quite proud of yourself for hopefully inspiring the ideals of freedom and liberty in the hearts and minds of the dimension's inhabitants.
Cartwright would be quite surprised when he finds out just where the flag pole carrying thruster went.

Everyone
The fact that the army was still continuing to fire missiles at you came as quite a bit of a surprise when you consider how most of them were either dead or covered in way too many hot sauce to aim properly, although the bit where they all missed was pretty normal.

Your cockpits were filled with a crackling sound once again before Jamal finally decided to chime in by saying "Just shoot this chucklehead before he gets back up again, it's not like he can go anywhere".

[wolfchild]

First leaves the shooting to the others, seeing that his weapons systems are damaged and proceeds to do to the army what he just did to the senator