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[Aurorix]

Noticing the incoming missiles Barron puts up his taser fists in an "X" position to block them, but instead they curved around him and blasted him in the back. The force of the blast knocked him down onto the ground. "Dammit! Time to head into Tower mode! We will not fall to these vermin!" Barron then moves the walker into a more open space and turns into tower mode. "Activate the reflective barrier!"

Turn into Tower Mode and activate the Reflective barrier.

[cronos5010]

Shadestyle
(Natural fucking 20 again like what v Does it matter?)
I would say that Blutt would be pleasantly surprised by how his mech had spontaneously regrown it's left arm and hand along with it's head, but Blutt really doesn't do 'pleasant' doesn't he? Either way he could possibly pick up his katana before being blasted away towards a nearby skyscraper by good old Bill.
[YOU (Shadestyle/Blutt) CAN NOW CRAWL FOR A VERY LONG TIME! or pick up your Katana before being blasted towards a nearby katana, at the very least you aren't playing a game of Deaf and Blind quadriplegic simulator anymore)

Wolfchild
(7 v 5)
You did your best to scour the many streets and buildings of Seattle to try and find out exactly where the missiles are being fired from with the help of the NSA's satellites. After what felt like ages you finally stumble upon a lucky break in the form of a small video clip of several missiles being launched...from underwater. It appears that your jazz playing companion had managed to launch the brick into Union Lake, well more specifically the comparatively shallow area where the Lake Union Pier was. But other than that the brick appears to be fine somehow.

Empiricist
(19 v 23)
Your thrusters fail to actually hit what you were vaguely aiming at, but you do manage to pepper the area surrounding it with enough thrusters to effectively weaponize the remnants of the pier.

(Natural failure v 7)
While you did manage to attach your signature thrusters to Blutt's mech, a combination of an odd spread of thrusters and a suspiciously malfunctioning thruster control system made his mech move in such a way that there really wasn't a way for anyone to control where he was going, or how fast he would go. In short you managed to turn Blutt's mech into an uncontrollable bundle of extremely hard to destroy and vaguely humanoid shaped iron that wants nothing more than to steer the gyrating thing to a place where the shedding of more innocent blood is possible...does this count as a new form of war crime?

DragonRage
(14 v 19)
You almost managed to dodge or destroy every single missile that the damn brick was firing at you, but one lucky shot sent you plummeting down to the ground for a terrifyingly long time before you barely manage to pull the damn thing up.

Exlink
By the time the enemy stops with their latest barrage of missiles you notice that the Trunk Tower is the only tower left standing in your surrounding area, but at the very least you succeeded in not dying horribly.

[Shadestyle]

Blutt grabs his katana before being blasted away, swinging it at the speed of sound, he tries to stabilize his flight path by using his katana as both wings and propeller.

"I'll... I'll KILL this UNSTABLE FLIGHT PATTERN! I swear it!" He screams to the heavens, trying to guide his insane tumble into something approaching stable flight.

[wolfchild]

"Salsa acquired ... or is that Tango"

Telehop cautiously towards the lake

[Empiricist]

Fly up and hurl the thruster-laden support pillar like a rocket propelled spear at the submerged foe.
"COME OUT AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN YOU COMMIE BASTARD!"

[Aurorix]

Barron sets the tower into repair mode, and repairs any damages made by the missals blasting him in the back. We can't have any blemishes during combat. The Trunk name has standards and a reputation to keep and he wasn't going to let a few blasts ruin it.

[DragonRage]

Ray brings the Swinging Statesman around for a bombing run and unleashes some Pastafarian justice!  Tomato sauce goes absolutely everywhere.

[cronos5010]

Shadestyle
(11 v 5)
Blutt manages to regain some measure of control over his movements by making intimidating poses with his katana and shouting at people. Once again proving that all it takes to achieve the seemingly impossible is a little bit of luck and enough determination. Although rather unfortunately you did not manage to literally kill your unstable flight pattern

Wolfchild & Empiricist
(16 v 11)
Thankfully enough the brick's missiles were never designed with First's often teleporting mecha in mind, and he dodge every single one of the damn things as he made his way down to the lake. But rather unfortunately his careful movements led to him arriving to the scene just after his more reckless colleague made his move.

(22 v natural 1)
Cartwright's makeshift weapon displaces a large amount of water on it's way down towards it's target, and it struck the Brick with a force that caused a crack to appear in the brick's facade, a crack that eventually became a gaping hole that constantly streamed water and rocket propelled rubble inside of the formerly heavily secured building.

You feel like the brick won't hold out for much longer, and it has stopped firing it's missiles and guns at you...

DragonRage
(7 v 19)
You successfully managed to add more jobs to America by causing an unnecessarily large amount of tomato sauce to flood the area leading up to the lake...but on the other hand you have just made the prospect of staying inside of the brick less appealing, and it has stopped firing missiles towards you.

EXlink
You stop for a moment to appreciate the scenery while your mech hurriedly did it's best to repair itself while the enemy was still unable to strike back.

[Empiricist]

"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOUR ROOTS? WHAT AMERICA HAS DONE FOR YOU? WHEN THE SOVIETS CAME ROLLING IN, WHO WAS IT THAT HELPED YOU? WHO WAS IT THAT ARMED YOU? WHO WAS IT THAT MADE YOU WHAT YOU HAD BECOME? AND THIS, THIS IS HOW YOU'VE REPAID US. INSOLENCE.

HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN? WE MADE YOU. AND FOR YOUR TREACHERY WE WILL UNMAKE YOU."

Cartwright hangs back and lets his comrades deal with the terrorist scum.

[wolfchild]

First Shoots his railguns at the crack

[Aurorix]

Barron stays in tower form patching up. He's sure by the time he transforms the scum will have already been taken care of, so might as well get the details right. Perfection is key.

[Shadestyle]

Using a spinning slash of eternity, Blutt turns his flight into a standing hover, returning to the party like a ballerina of death.

[DragonRage]

More pasta = win.  Ray continues to bombard the enemy with a deluge of spaghetti sauce!

[cronos5010]

Wolfchild
(9 v 17)
While your railguns were an impressively engineered weapon that worked like a charm as it fired two shots at it's target, your aiming ability leaves much to be desired as you managed to hit a nearby gun emplacement instead of what you were actually firing at.

The brick's 35 remaining guns opens fire on First (Natural 20 v Natural 20.....26 v 23), and while he did manage to dodge the worst of it with a mixture of telehops and passionate debating, a particularly lucky series of shots took down a railgun carrying orb, leaving you with just one highly phallic gun to shoot things with.

Shadestyle & DragonRage
(Natural 20 because of course vs 19)
A nearby physicist dies a little bit inside after watching Blutt so readily ignore the concept he has built his entire life around with by simply using his katana as some form of makeshift helicopter rotor.

Blutt arrives just in time to watch Ray (10 v 7) clog up the majority of the Brick's weaponry, leaving it with only ten guns to fire back at Raymond with (Natural 1 v 13). The guns promptly explode, leaving the Brick virtually defenseless....except for.

Everyone
Cartwright's did not receive a response from the Brick's deceased occupants, although he did hear an oddly familiar sound in the distance behind him, the sound of a hundreds of boots marching towards the enemy, and what seemed like around half a dozen tanks. Before he could even turn around to face this new threat, they had already fired several missiles at him...(Natural 1 v 22) which promptly hit the ground and water around Cartwright in a way that made him look rather intimidating to the many US Military personnel that the Coup D'etat forces have deployed here.

Trunk would be safe and secure inside of his (13 v 10) now fully repaired tower for a few more moments before the sound of things exploding somewhere near Union lake reminded you that it might be a good idea to start moving.

Somewhere in the deafening sound caused by Cartwright's mech getting fired at en masse by the few people he had terrified  beyond the point of hiding.

Raymond and First can clearly make out the rather peculiar noise of distant gatling gun fire up in the skies, perhaps your supporters are trying to achieve air superiority or something? It might be worth investigating.

[Shadestyle]

Blutt rushes into any incoming fire he can find, using his katana to deflect the shots into the brick, as getting too close to it is a threat.

"I'll KILL... YOUUUUUUUUUU!" he screams.