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Author Topic: Arms Race: War of the Cinder Spires  (Read 26380 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: Arms Race: War of the Cinder Spires
« Reply #225 on: August 17, 2017, 03:32:44 am »

Now, I believe this is something that we *might* be able to work together on, to prove that love has no boundaries, and to make assimilation easier once Kasgyre purges that ridiculous bureaucracy.
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Re: Arms Race: War of the Cinder Spires
« Reply #226 on: August 17, 2017, 03:51:30 am »

We can discuss that after you pay restitution for your war crimes.
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Re: Arms Race: War of the Cinder Spires
« Reply #227 on: August 17, 2017, 03:57:38 am »

Disclaimer: This man in no way represents the opinions or intentions of Spire Wreth.
Except in that he represents 1/6th of the opinions and intentions of Spire Wreth.

An official decision will culminate in an official statement and possible official attempt at an official agreement, if and when that happens, depending on paperwork.
We thank you for your patience during these proceedings.
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Re: Arms Race: War of the Cinder Spires
« Reply #228 on: August 17, 2017, 05:08:41 am »

War crimes? Committing boatloads of paperwork to the mist is simply the first step in our quest to free your people from the shackles of bureaucracy.
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Re: Arms Race: War of the Cinder Spires
« Reply #229 on: August 17, 2017, 05:11:55 am »

And what about the sailors that you send down into the mist too?
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Re: Arms Race: War of the Cinder Spires
« Reply #230 on: August 17, 2017, 05:30:39 am »

They were given every chance to throw their cargo over the side. Refusing to do so forced our hand.
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Re: Arms Race: War of the Cinder Spires
« Reply #231 on: August 17, 2017, 05:36:56 am »

War crimes? Committing boatloads of paperwork to the mist is simply the first step in our quest to free your people from the shackles of bureaucracy.

There were Medicinal Supply Request Forms in that shipment. If it wasn't for the Triplicate Shipment, the sudden demand would not have been addressed in time.... Funny how you only just arrived then to shoot our shipments down, isn't it?
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Re: Arms Race: War of the Cinder Spires
« Reply #232 on: August 17, 2017, 05:44:42 am »

If it wasn't for your bureaucracy your spire could have just written a military-grade letter requesting it, rather than having to waste time with paperwork.
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Re: Arms Race: War of the Cinder Spires
« Reply #233 on: August 17, 2017, 07:58:56 am »

Soo... when one of your tacticians asks permission to abscond with one of ours, do they do it in triplicate?

There were Medicinal Supply Request Forms in that shipment. If it wasn't for the Triplicate Shipment, the sudden demand would not have been addressed in time.... Funny how you only just arrived then to shoot our shipments down, isn't it?

I'm almost certain that you filled that transport with paperwork just to mess with us. Everyone knows that real forms are sent by homing pigeon.
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Re: Arms Race: War of the Cinder Spires
« Reply #234 on: August 25, 2017, 04:03:09 pm »

Hey, Kasgyr. Two things:
1) Use the Discord more.
2) What's your roll average? We'll share ours if you share yours. That's the average of every die rolled, not counting modifiers.
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Re: Arms Race: War of the Cinder Spires
« Reply #235 on: August 25, 2017, 04:04:40 pm »

1) Fuuuuuuccck yoooooooouuuuu (AKA link please)
2) Not saying.
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Re: Arms Race: War of the Cinder Spires
« Reply #236 on: August 25, 2017, 04:05:53 pm »

1) Fuuuuuuccck yoooooooouuuuu (AKA link please)
2) Not saying.

It's in the OP. :/

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Re: Arms Race: War of the Cinder Spires
« Reply #237 on: August 25, 2017, 04:09:20 pm »

OH really? Huh, okay. My bad there
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Re: Arms Race: War of the Cinder Spires
« Reply #238 on: August 25, 2017, 04:13:25 pm »

I don't do discord, so if you want to spread any personalised smack talk it's gotta be here. I'm also kinda curious about comparing  average dice rolls. If I wasn't on my phone I'd work it out.
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« Reply #239 on: August 25, 2017, 04:18:40 pm »

I'm also kinda curious about comparing  average dice rolls. If I wasn't on my phone I'd work it out.

And there's really no reason to lie on this either. I wonder if standard deviation will also be interesting? Kasgyrite engineers have some reputation for being either ridiculously good or ridiculously bad (erring on the side of good, if I may say so myself).
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