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Brothers in SPAM! 1st Lieutenant Kalinkonov of Eastania!
« on: July 11, 2017, 03:30:19 pm »

Why am I doing this again- oh right, terrible urges to materialize ideas at random, right ;v

Name: Pick one
Affiliation: People's Republic of Eastania or Democratic States of Libertania
Rank: 1st Lieutenant-- or Captain== or Major-*-

Pick the stuff and then we're off to WAR in the dank and overgrown jungles of Southern Danghot V:



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Re: Brothers in SPAM!
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2017, 04:14:34 pm »

Name: Kashinov Kalinkonov
Affiliantion: People's Reupublic of Eastania
Rank: 1st Lieutenant

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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2017, 04:16:00 pm »

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Re: Brothers in SPAM!
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2017, 07:24:58 pm »

Name: Kashinov Kalinkonov
Affiliantion: People's Reupublic of Eastania
Rank: 1st Lieutenant

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Re: Brothers in SPAM!
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2017, 07:47:44 pm »

Name: Kashinov Kalinkonov
Affiliantion: People's Reupublic of Eastania
Rank: 1st Lieutenant

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Re: Brothers in SPAM!
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2017, 08:47:09 pm »

Name: Kashinov Kalinkonov
Affiliantion: People's Reupublic of Eastania
Rank: 1st Lieutenant

[Yay! I new SPAM game is always good.  :P ]
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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2017, 08:42:14 am »

1st July, 1940 AUC

You are Kashinov Kalinkonov, 1st Lieutenant deployed in the dank and terrible jungles of Southern Danghot.

The war between your glorious nation, People's Republic of Eastania, and the vile imperialists, Democratic States of Libertania rages for 20 years. The former ally of Eastania, Danghot is sorry place of poverty and hunger which nonetheless possesses most valuable oil fields in the north of the country and the rich copper deposits in the south, both vital resources to economy of the Republic (and the States).

Your unit, the 152th Company of XIV Army of the PRE, is currently a detached unit without immediate superior, although you do receive orders from Colonel Makaronov.

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Your Company consists of 10 men; and besides Jr.Sergeant Sholohov, the company dedicated medic, they're all young, inexperienced Soldiers.

Their names are:

S.T.Sholohov, Jr.Sgt (medic)
S.Volkov, Soldier
Y.Kukov, Soldier
A.D.Babushkin, Soldier
P.Asfaltovich, Soldier
S.Damnyev, Soldier
G.A.Polymerov, Soldier
I.Ivanov, Soldier
I.Ponomaryov, Soldier
Y.Sabitin, Soldier

2nd July, 1940 AUC

A new minor mission for your company!

You're to select 5 men who will help protect the 193th Engineer Corps who will be busy constructing a wooden bridge over the river Kwak. The 159th Company was supposed to help but a refuelling accident left half of it dead or tended in field hospital for 3rd degree burns.

Select your men, then! You can also participate, and the HQ doesn't seem to mind letting you go into the heart of action if you so desire.
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Re: Brothers in SPAM! 1st Lieutenant Kalinkonov of Eastania!
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2017, 09:04:58 am »

Lessee...

I think we should go ourselves (do we count as one of the five? We count as one soldier), plus:
S.Volkov, Soldier
Y.Kukov, Soldier
A.D.Babushkin, Soldier
P.Asfaltovich, Soldier
and optionally S.Damnyev, Soldier if we don't count towards numbers.

It'll give us a bit of experience in a small scale mission before we tackle anything big, and I don't think we'll need a medic if we're only going as support.
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Re: Brothers in SPAM! 1st Lieutenant Kalinkonov of Eastania!
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2017, 09:08:05 am »

The Lieutenant does count as a soldier, so its either him or Damnyev coming ;v
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Re: Brothers in SPAM! 1st Lieutenant Kalinkonov of Eastania!
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2017, 12:31:15 pm »

Lessee...

I think we should go ourselves (do we count as one of the five? We count as one soldier), plus:
S.Volkov, Soldier
Y.Kukov, Soldier
A.D.Babushkin, Soldier
P.Asfaltovich, Soldier
and optionally S.Damnyev, Soldier if we don't count towards numbers.

It'll give us a bit of experience in a small scale mission before we tackle anything big, and I don't think we'll need a medic if we're only going as support.

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Re: Brothers in SPAM! 1st Lieutenant Kalinkonov of Eastania!
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2017, 01:03:47 pm »

Lessee...

I think we should go ourselves (do we count as one of the five? We count as one soldier), plus:
S.Volkov, Soldier
Y.Kukov, Soldier
A.D.Babushkin, Soldier
P.Asfaltovich, Soldier
and optionally S.Damnyev, Soldier if we don't count towards numbers.

It'll give us a bit of experience in a small scale mission before we tackle anything big, and I don't think we'll need a medic if we're only going as support.

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Re: Brothers in SPAM! 1st Lieutenant Kalinkonov of Eastania!
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2017, 02:58:28 pm »

Lessee...

I think we should go ourselves (do we count as one of the five? We count as one soldier), plus:
S.Volkov, Soldier
Y.Kukov, Soldier
A.D.Babushkin, Soldier
P.Asfaltovich, Soldier
and optionally S.Damnyev, Soldier if we don't count towards numbers.

It'll give us a bit of experience in a small scale mission before we tackle anything big, and I don't think we'll need a medic if we're only going as support.

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Re: Brothers in SPAM! 1st Lieutenant Kalinkonov of Eastania!
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2017, 03:07:08 pm »

 With massive medical issues in the unit, we may want to bring our medic. I doubt that all the injured troops where shipped off to the field hospital.
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Re: Brothers in SPAM! 1st Lieutenant Kalinkonov of Eastania!
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2017, 03:09:11 pm »

You go on the mission with Volkov, Kukov, Babushkin and Asfaltovich! The rest remains at the Field HQ.

17:45, 2nd July

You arrive at the construction site with the Engineer Corps, with additional escort being the 166th Company along with their BAH-12 light tank.

Your boys mostly hang out with the engineers, hauling some timber and tools around, as you have pleasant chat about your hometown of Niziya with the 166th's 1st Lieutenant, Karinin, who turns out attended the same primary school as you did.

20:00, 2nd July

Night is coming, and the bridge is almost done. 166th has moved onto the other side of the river. You decide to...

A) Have your boys cross the river to assist them.
B) Have your boys keep guarding the engineers.
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Re: Brothers in SPAM! 1st Lieutenant Kalinkonov of Eastania!
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2017, 03:11:49 pm »

 B. Its our mission afterall. Do we still have control over the rest of our troops? If we do, we should send them to assist over the river.
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