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[Imic]

I would like to see you try.
Activates extremely top secret machinery hidden beneath the capital designed to deconstruct interdimensional empires such as yours...

[CABL]

Become a skeleton, then twerk violently.

[Glass]

Urgently tries to get peace talks going between Underak and Riviera

[Gwolfski]

Gwolfski Industries steps into the scene

[Glass]

1 keg of your finest strawberry wine, please, for when this fails and I need to drink myself into oblivion.

[Gwolfski]

1 keg of your finest strawberry wine, please, for when this fails and I need to drink myself into oblivion.

Here you go, sir, the first one is free of charge.

Makes phone call, and an 18-wheeler is heard approaching at great speeds

[Imic]

Don't worry, it probably won't happen. Undarak hasn't been on the proper offensive side of any wars in the last few million years, not since the empire split following the great civil war. We're all that's left of the core of the old empire, even Shine and Hollow have abandoned us, and Shine practically loves us.

Undarak arms the steampunk defensive weapons, and sits down for a good loaf of bread.

[MoonyTheHuman]

ERROR: INFORMATION OVERLOAD

Become a skeleton, then twerk violently.

You dont have muscles to twerk with

The Immortal Ryukan walks into the thread

My dear Mooney, it seems you've lost it... perhaps you should come home and take a nap...

[2] You trip and fall on your entry.

I would like to see you try.
Activates extremely top secret machinery hidden beneath the capital designed to deconstruct interdimensional empires such as yours...

The governments of the main world fall, leaving room for you.

[Imic]

What?! I was only activating them! I didn't mean to fire them! DAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!
Panic
Also, convince the Helbannacorians to take our side.

[Imic]

Name: Undarak
Focus: surviving, rebuilding their former empire by getting their former planets in their solar system, and continuing their secret agenda.
Enimies: anyone who pisses them off
Allies: Hollow(sometimes) Shine (always)
The planets in their solar system are:
Shine: desert
Helbannacor: the moon of Quellath, with life
Hollow: a varied planet, with a nice, backstabby population.
Fezmonnia: a very cold planet with a corrupt government that is bad at backstabbing people but dies it anyway. Their name changes frequently.
Quellath: Home to Undarak, coldish, full of secrets.
Edit: It will inevitably fail at their first goal, but their secret agenda is well underway...

[CABL]

Become a skeleton, then twerk violently.

You dont have muscles to twerk with

Bullshit...

Found a nation of skeletons, then declare "National Twerk Day".
Twerk DESPITE my lack of muscles.

Spoiler: Nation Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: The Skeletal Buttocks Of Despair
Focus: Bring the twerking to every nation!
Enemies: Everyone who can't twerk!
Allies: Rock music (Queen, Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, etc...)

[TheImmortalRyukan]

If Riviera ever got into a war, our magic-tec machines would obliterate nearlyeveryone. I say nearly because, if the fall of the outpost of Tombcrest was any indication, them Underak bastards are pretty resilient.

Also, i accept a cup of your famed wine Gwolfski

EDIT: While Riviera is a nation, I do not represent it here, I only represent the O.B.A. and we're more of a shadow organization.

[Glass]

Um...
Country name: Adjilia
Focus: Magitech development, being a safe haven
Enemies/Allies: We try to stay out of that.
Location: The plane of Adjilia, symbolic representation of the Crossroads
-a vast forest, where every single tree corresponds to an identical tree in the "real world". No two locations are ever more than 10 minutes apart. You can get to Adjilia by going behind a tree while at a point that nobody can see you and you can see nothing but the tree.
Major Locations in Adjilia:
-The barn: it's the workshop of the Magitechnician (me), founder of the country and finder of the plane. He lives in the farmhouse next to the barn.
-The Black Archives: a large, hollow mountain filled with an ever-shifting labyrinth of bookshelves and filing cabinet. Nobody ever sees the keeper, but he uses the intercom to help lost people get out.
-Edges: if there is a plane of existence, you can get to it from one of these.

[Imic]

In our universe, we invented magic. It's faaaaar more complicated than that, but afterwards we devised a way of combining it with technology, and we did it long before Riviera even existed. I would love to see you try and kill us.

I'm sorry about Tombcrest, by the way, and after all, we used the great old tech to revive everyone after we got that slate. With that, and your ipad to deconstruct it's millenia old security measures, we might just be able to finally activate it's full potantial. It will take a long time though.

Edit: I said too much. Ignore the above.

[Adragis]

okay