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[Eschar]

press button 4 with the intent to cure my deafness.

[6] You see, somehwere in the distance, an image of a child and a dog. Looming up behind them is the silhouette of a girl in a hat-
You pass out.

Pull on button 5, hoping for the opposite effect. Then try to sink back down to Earth.

[1] You cannot pull the button out. [2] You don't have enough presence of mind to push it. You are still rising, and the diving reflex is slipping. Spots dance around your vision...
You are going unconscious. -1 to next turn.

Show my box to the humans.

[1] They don't seem interested. An animal control truck is approaching in the distance. The humans are backing off, though.

Press button 5, hope for a get out of jail free immunity thing to happen. Please.

[4] The police officers are knocked off balance. One gets up quickly but is still disoriented.
5 seems to be a popular button right now.

[NRDL]

Press button 6, teleport me somewhere nice.

[Ozarck]

Upon awakening, contemplate the meaning of the vision.

If nothign interesting happens as a result of that, then grab a glass of water and press button 1 with the intent of making the water cold.

[Enemy post]

Run off and hide.

[Eschar]

Press button 6, teleport me somewhere nice.

[6] A burst of heat and light lifts you off the ground! Looking down, you see a small crater one meter wide, its sides smooth as glass from the event. You [4] land unharmed by the side of the crater. The police vomit. One faints.
There are six policemen here. All are armed. One is unconscious.

Upon awakening, contemplate the meaning of the vision.

If nothing interesting happens as a result of that, then grab a glass of water and press button 1 with the intent of making the water cold.

[1] You ponder the mysterious vision, but can drag no memory about it from your mind. You are too distracted by trying to ponder that you just stand there.

Run off and hide.

[1] You trip and fall, sending the box flying a few feet away from you! The vehicle gets closer.

[Enemy post]

Grab the box and get up.

[NRDL]

Flee!

[Ozarck]

Grab a glass of water and place it on my coffee table. then press button 1 with intent of making the water in the glass cold.

[spazyak]

Imma ptw this. This looks neat.

[Eschar]

Grab the box and get up.

[4] You hurl yourself at the box, grab it, and stand up. The vehicle has stopped. Several doors are opening.

Flee!

[1] You run a few meters and trip, pressing button 3 against the ground. [3] A shock of static keeps you there a moment longer, and officer 1 fires. [1] The bullet spirals out of the gun, bearing on you in a straight line. You have a chance to push a button before it arrives, if 'arrives' is the right word for a dense slug of metal slamming into bleeding flesh.

Grab a glass of water and place it on my coffee table. Then press button 1 with intent of making the water in the glass cold.

[2] Your finger slips off the button.

[Ozarck]

Grab a glass of water and place it on my coffee table. then press button 1 with intent of making the water in the glass cold.

[Enemy post]

Run off and hide.

[NRDL]

Play dead.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Shake the box up and down, three times.