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[Eschar]

Thanks. I've replaced the old list with the corrected one.

[OceanSoul]

Press 1, then 2, aiming for the ground in hopes of one of them being able to somehow soften my fall.

[NRDL]

Press button 3, hope it's some sort of healing effect.

[Eschar]

Locate a bird. Tehn push button seven while telling the box to slow that bird down to 1/100 speed.

[6] The bird falls to the ground, vomits, and passes out.

Set the box down and press 4 and 2 simultaneously. Hope for real fruit.

[4] The air in front of you turns into liquid air, then melts back to its gaseous phase.
[1] At the same time, you smell fruit, and then fall asleep.

Press 1, then 2, aiming for the ground in hopes of one of them being able to somehow soften my fall.

[5] You hit the first button, and the freezing air becomes a more comfortable temperature.
[1] The cells of your hair begin to microscopically expand, then explode, turning the hair into a cloud of dust.
You are still rising.

Press button 3, hope it's some sort of healing effect.

[4] You notice a faint static electricity around you, and feel rejuvenated, but your arm does not heal.

Spoiler: Button List (click to show/hide)

OS:
1 Expansion of hair
2 Comfortable temperature (had rolled a 5)
3
4
5 moving continually upwards
6 burn
7 house in front ages and collapses
8

NRDL
1 own house covered in ice
2 explosion/ change of phase
3 rejuvenated
4
5
6
7
8

Ozarck
1
2
3 hazy blue glow/static electricity
4
5
6
7 target passed out and vomited
8 increasingly loud noise, causing deafness

Enemy Post
1
2 air contracted
3
4 ...something about fruit? (illusory)
5
6
7
8
other: crushed box. effect: box reforms instantly.

[Enemy post]

Wake up.

[OceanSoul]

Press three, four, then eight. Hope one of them helps my current situation, and if that's already happened, hope another one provides me with some sort of regeneration.

[NRDL]

Button 4 time. Please please please be some sort of organic matter manipulation.

[Ozarck]

Get a small cup of water. Press 2, telling the box to turn the water into ice. If that does not have catastrophic consequences, unplug a lamp, press button 3, telling the box to power the lamp. In both cases, I wish to hide behind my couch when pushing the button.

[Eschar]

Wake up.

[3] You become lucid.

Press three, four, then eight. Hope one of them helps my current situation, and if that's already happened, hope another one provides me with some sort of regeneration.

[4] The air above you glows with static, the repulsion of which stops your ascent. You are now hovering 15 miles above the ground.
[6] Your memory becomes clearer; then the memory of your ascent grows in your mind, damping your concentration.
[2] Nothing happens.

Button 4 time. Please please please be some sort of organic matter manipulation.

[6] The pain from your arm ceases. In fact, any sensation from your arm ceases.
You see flashing blue lights in the distance, and realize that ten police cars are making their way here. They will arrive next turn.

Get a small cup of water. Press 2, telling the box to turn the water into ice. If that does not have catastrophic consequences, unplug a lamp, press button 3, telling the box to power the lamp. In both cases, I wish to hide behind my couch when pushing the button.

You run back into your house, filling a styrofoam cup from the sink. Then you place the cup in front of your TV and hide behind the couch.
You press the second button, and the water... [2] stays liquid; at least it wasn't catastrophic. After unplugging a small lamp from the table beside you, you will the lamp to light while holding button 3, and [6] it flickers on. Then the bulb burns out.

Spoiler: Button list (click to show/hide)

OS:
1 Expansion and destruction of hair
2 Comfortable temperature (had rolled a 5)
3 Static repelled his ascent
4 Enhanced memory
5 moving continually upwards
6 burn
7 house in front ages and collapses
8

NRDL
1 own house covered in ice
2 explosion/ change of phase
3 rejuvenated
4 Arm cannot be felt
5
6
7
8

Ozarck
1
2
3 hazy blue glow/static electricity | lit lamp
4
5
6
7 target passed out and vomited
8 increasingly loud noise, causing deafness

Enemy Post
1
2 air contracted
3
4 ...something about fruit? (illusory)
5
6
7
8
other: crushed box. effect: box reforms instantly.

[Enemy post]

Look around, see what sort of environment I'm in. Are there any other gorillas?

[NRDL]

Take the box and run for the hills.

[OceanSoul]

Press 8, and try to swim down.

[Ozarck]

Let's press button 2 again, attempting to turn the water into ice. Then get a fork from the kitchen and press 3, attempting to energize the fork.

OS is floating in the stratosphere. The air there is extremely thin. if he's awake right now, it is either extreme good luck, or box magic.

[Eschar]

OS is floating in the stratosphere. The air there is extremely thin. if he's awake right now, it is either extreme good luck, or box magic.

...uh..um... magic!
Actually, he's awake but is undergoing the mammalian diving reflex.

[OceanSoul]

OS is floating in the stratosphere. The air there is extremely thin. if he's awake right now, it is either extreme good luck, or box magic.

...uh..um... magic!
Actually, he's awake but is undergoing the mammalian diving reflex.

And that is...?