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[Eschar]

Description from Wikipedia:
"This causes bradycardia and peripheral vasoconstriction. Blood is diverted from the limbs and all organs but the heart and the brain (and lungs), concentrating flow in a heart–brain circuit and allowing the animal to conserve oxygen."
So I guess he'll have trouble pushing a button next turn.

[Eschar]

Look around, see what sort of environment I'm in. Are there any other gorillas?

You are in a neighborhood. No gorillas are in sight. Why you are in a neighborhood, I have no idea.

Take the box and run for the hills.

[4] You begin running. However the nearest hill is about five feet away.

Press 8, and try to swim down.

[4] Elevator music surrounds you.
You begin to suffocate.

Let's press button 2 again, attempting to turn the water into ice. Then get a fork from the kitchen and press 3, attempting to energize the fork.

[2] The water cools but does not freeze.
[5] The fork acquires static electricity and stands on one end, the other end pointing at the box.

[NRDL]

Hide, and press button 8, hoping for pyromancy powers.

[Enemy post]

Play in a pool.

[Ozarck]

Get a tennis ball, or a balled up pair of socks. Aim the box at them and press button 5, with the intent on making the socks/ball float in a horizontal circle.

Spoiler: Button list (click to show/hide)

OS:
1 Expansion and destruction of hair
2 Comfortable temperature (had rolled a 5)
3 Static repelled his ascent
4 Enhanced memory
5 moving continually upwards
6 burn
7 house in front ages and collapses
8 elevator music

NRDL
1 own house covered in ice
2 explosion/ change of phase
3 rejuvenated
4 Arm cannot be felt
5
6
7
8

Ozarck
1
2water cools
3 hazy blue glow/static electricity | lit lamp/ fork gets electrified
4
5
6
7 target passed out and vomited
8 increasingly loud noise, causing deafness

Enemy Post
1
2 air contracted
3
4 ...something about fruit? (illusory)
5
6
7
8
other: crushed box. effect: box reforms instantly.

[Eschar]

I will be able to update this about once per week. Should I try to start this again?
I don't yet have time to work on Assemblage or The Art of Fugue, though I would.

[Ozarck]

It's been so long I've forgotten everything. i might keep playing though, or play again if you start over.

[NRDL]

It's been so long I've forgotten everything. i might keep playing though, or play again if you start over.

+1

[Eschar]

So, here goes.

Hide, and press button 8, hoping for pyromancy powers.

[5] There is a sequence of notes, aaand... nothing else happens. You aren't deaf, though. That's always good.
Several police cars drive to catch up with NRDL! One car stops and the driver jumps out, landing [4] with his gun aimed at NRDL. He is unsurprisingly nervous; NRDL recently blew up the surrounding area. Also note that NRDL's arm is numb.

Play in a pool.

[1] You begin searching for a pool but do not find one. Several humans have noticed you! Two begin to cautiously circle you; the third takes out a phone...

Get a tennis ball, or a balled up pair of socks. Aim the box at them and press button 5, with the intent on making the socks/ball float in a horizontal circle.

Spoiler: Button list (click to show/hide)

OS:
1 Expansion and destruction of hair
2 Comfortable temperature (had rolled a 5)
3 Static repelled his ascent
4 Enhanced memory
5 moving continually upwards
6 burn
7 house in front ages and collapses
8 elevator music

NRDL
1 own house covered in ice
2 explosion/ change of phase
3 rejuvenated
4 Arm cannot be felt
5
6
7
8

Ozarck
1
2water cools
3 hazy blue glow/static electricity | lit lamp/ fork gets electrified
4
5
6
7 target passed out and vomited
8 increasingly loud noise, causing deafness

Enemy Post
1
2 air contracted
3
4 ...something about fruit? (illusory)
5
6
7
8
other: crushed box. effect: box reforms instantly.

Retrieving a [3] single sock from the kitchen (don't ask me why it's there), you [5] place it at a safe distance. [3] It hovers weakly.

Spoiler: Button list (click to show/hide)

OS:
1 Expansion and destruction of hair
2 Comfortable temperature (had rolled a 5)
3 Static repelled his ascent
4 Enhanced memory
5 moving continually upwards
6 burn
7 house in front ages and collapses
8 elevator music

NRDL
1 own house covered in ice
2 explosion/ change of phase
3 rejuvenated
4 Arm cannot be felt
5
6
7
8 meaningless notes while hoping for pyromancy

Ozarck
1
2water cools
3 hazy blue glow/static electricity | lit lamp/ fork gets electrified
4
5 target weakly hovered on rolling 3
6
7 target passed out and vomited
8 increasingly loud noise, causing deafness

Enemy Post
1
2 air contracted
3
4 ...something about fruit? (illusory)
5
6
7
8
other: crushed box. effect: box reforms instantly.

[Ozarck]

press button 4 with the intent to cure my deafness.

[OceanSoul]

Pull on button 5, hoping for the opposite effect. Then try to sink back down to Earth.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Posting Toooo Watch.

[Eschar]

NRDL?

Also, 89% of my brain has been hijacked by figuring out the meaning of those extra o's in Paxie's post. Language is weird.

[Enemy post]

Show my box to the humans.

[NRDL]

Press button 5, hope for a get out of jail free immunity thing to happen. Please.