Spend some years teaching world the Way of Coffee.
[5] You successfully manage to spread your Coffee Gospel to this Empire, who upon understanding the benefits that Caffeination give them, open their hearts and minds to you.
You now have an interplanetary cult worshipping you. Nice.
"Sir, stop resisting arrest or I might have to hurt you."
Bash the dragonoid with the antimagic shield. Dragons are magical creatures, so the antimagic aura should incapacitate it.
grab receptionist body use it as flail against edgan.
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Egan, making ziizo aware of the potential repercussions to this violence, rushes forward and attempts to shield bash the dragonoid in the face. As ziizo isn't currently using magic to hold his physical form together, it would have just been a normal shield bash, but points for attempting to justify it.
Point is moot though, as ziizo rolls backwards and picks up the massive husk of the Receptionist's body, using the carapace to block the shield. It's not wieldable as a weapon, but as an eldritch shield, it suffices.
Create a unique Crystal Of Mind-Control, which will be located under the palace. The Crystal should be strong enough to replicate my own hypnosis spell effects, and also cover the whole Somalia.
Tell the CEO of SNA&MC that if his company can't make laser weapons, then they should use their money to create less complex firearms. If they fail at designing and making their own firearms, materialize more money for them, so they can buy weaponry from USA.
Summon 100% legit Half-Life 3 copy and Steam SuperBoxStation-2666 ARCHIMEDES*, then play the game in my private room.
*It's a console by Valve Corporation which can play HL3.
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You try and create a Mind Control crystal that replicates your own hypnotic control over the populace, I'm guessing so you can actually leave, but such a powerful and intricate magical artefact escapes you. Perhaps if a fey mood strikes you.
The CEO of your munitions company apologises for not being able to produce laser weaponry in any capacity, so you tell him to switch to conventional weapons. Definitely more possible, will still take a fair amount of time to get your people armed.
You summon a coveted Half-Life 3 from the far future. Unfortunately, there are certain DLCs that you have to purchase in order to play the full story. Still, like 80% of the finished game is available, and god its fun.
. . .well...summon the...Chef of Lifegiving...
[1] ( you bastard )
Was this your plan? To intentionally fail to bring a force of good to the world? Now a Health Inspector of Doom has shown up, and is magically sentencing people to execution for failing to live up to his arbitrary and constantly changing safety standards. WHY.
HUG MY OPPONENT! HUG HIM INTO A MANGLED HEAP OF HUMAN WRECKAGE!
KOALAS ARE GENERALLY HELD TO BE CUDDLY (AS WELL AS VICIOUS) AND I AM PART KOALA, THIS MEANS I SHOULD GET A BONUS TO ACTIONS INVOLVING CUDDLES, YES?
[6+1] ( hahaha )
You tap into your inner Koala, and rush forward to Cuddle-maul this cop bastard. Just before you reach him, reality starts to get torn apart by your cuddles, and space immediately around you dissolves. You find yourself
falling through a portal!Going through, you come face to face with an infinity of giant koala heads. They all stare at you menacingly. One of them, with a crown on its head, speaks.
"You have claimed the Koala-force for yourself, but what have you done to earn it? Speak, mortal, and justify why you should be allowed to keep this power."
Appear, and save the socialist mage some trouble by summoning a whole bunch or cornecopia machiines from the Eclipse Phase reality, removing the entire idea of scarcity
[5] You may need to provide further exposition for the function and limitation of these things, a quick google search just gives basic info.
Nonetheless, you now have a bunch of cornucopia machines. What are you gonna do with them?
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