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I'll bite. Sign me up!

[Derpy Dev]

I'll bite. Sign me up!

Consider it done!

...because it is.

[Derpy Dev]

I contacted MrLurkety, and he said he was skipping his turn. It's your turn Alpha!

Pick your side wisely.

[Heliman]

Heliman likes Traphorses for its mangled ghoul-dwarves.

Keep up the good work!

[Alpha Loves You]

Thanks derpy, I'll start tomorrow
I have no idea how to keep this civil war subplot going but I'll try

[☼Another☼]

If you go against puppyguard, you can argue that

We need a people's baron, not a murder!

[Alpha Loves You]

sorry fam, can't start today, will do tomorrow though, promise
And I do have a good idea to continue this loyalty saga we have going

[Derpy Dev]

sorry fam, can't start today, will do tomorrow though, promise
And I do have a good idea to continue this loyalty saga we have going

That's cool. Lord knows me and Hun took our time.

[Alpha Loves You]

Lets go Babies!

1st of Granite: A new year has set upon this hell. Our leaders, once devoted friends have begin warring against each other in a political game for control over the fortress. Our Beloved Queen Derpy Dev has commanded multiple deaths in grief over finding out the murder of her husband and now, no one is safe. I have decided to lay low with mine own beloved Doctor Sock but with our current situation being what it is, the eyebrows of suspicion are always raised. Yet still, not all is lost, for I have a cunning plan...
5th of Granite:

This was made, I think it's nice.
16th of Granite: Work on the *Secret Project* Is going well, we also have a ton of completed works that have not been made into books yet. I will work on fixing that.
13th of Slate:
The first part of my *Secret Plan* is complete

It doesn't seem like much but trust me, these honeymoon suits will be awesome.
23rd of Slate: I needed a spare room to put all our mechanisms and junk in, so I found the perfect empty, unused room for them.

Hope whoever lives there likes mechanisms
12th of Felsite: A certain puppy may be happy to know I've made him a new living quarters. Hopefully we won't be needing the room to keep our mechanisms in.
25th:

Is this really something to be proud of?

And that puts a close to the first season, await the next tomorrow

[Derpy Dev]

You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies...

[hun]

You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies...

Haha, nice one.
Great, now the image of singing Queen Derpy Dev and dancing fireflies around can't get out of my mind.

[Derpy Dev]

Great, now the image of singing Queen Derpy Dev and dancing fireflies around can't get out of my mind.

I can't not sig that.

[Alpha Loves You]

This Turn has made me realise how terrible I am at keeping promises:
*Journal Entry 715*
Well, the first stage of my secret project is complete, my closest friends and family have all been moved into a secluded, sealable area of the fortress, hopefully this will give us a second chance should our dear queen do anything "Rash". As for making sure she won't do anything like that, hopefully the second part of the alpha plan will work as intended. I hate that it's come to this, I once called Queen DerpyDev one of my closest friends before, almost like a sister. But I cannot allow this insurgence to continue, no matter the cost, I WILL save this fortress, with her or from her.
*Entry Over*

28th of Felsite: The cool new honeymoon rooms are given out to the 8 lucky single dorfs. With some luck, we'll have some marridges before the year is out.
7th of Hematite: Hun just banned Amulets....
he until the traders arrive to un-ban them
9th of Hematite: The traders are here, you're an asshole Hun 
15th of Hematite: Killed Sutu the forgotten beast, mostly just because I could, staying far away from the other one though.
18th of Hematite:

Anyone who can make sense of that is welcome to write it down.
25th of Hematite: Traded with the humans, they didn't have much to offer but we did buy 130 Pond turtles.

6th of Malachite:

I think I earned it
21st of Malachite: It appears that no one ahs been focusing on clothes production on this fortress for a long time. Too long. Since we have plenty of cloth i'm using it to make us some fresh robes.
28th of Malachite: Our Merciful Queen demands an Iron Armour stand in her quarters, for... some reason. But the tainted evil of the forge has no sway here, so she'll have to do without.
11th of Gelena: Built more of our graveyard, just because we had some free graves.

Ok Fam, next part coming soon

[Puppyguard]

Aww, I was hoping we could find a way to utilize Sutu against goblins in the future.
or zombies, just as a disposal option.

[Alpha Loves You]

I don't know if it makes you feel better or worse, but it was beaten almost to death by the dwarf that released it, it was pretty pathetic. We still have one more, with webs, which we can use later if we want.