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[MoonyTheHuman]

The title says it all. random question, and isaw noquestions thread (or im blind either one).

[Zangi]

Rife with well-meaning incompetence and lack of clout/connections to properly get er done.

[martinuzz]

Yellowstone would be turned from a civilization ending threat into a geothermal power plant.
Environmentalist would be catapulted into controlled forest fires using minecart tracks.
Global warming and pollution would be weaponized.
We'd have a space elevator.

[sluissa]

Yellowstone would be turned from a civilization ending threat into a geothermal power plant.
Environmentalist would be catapulted into controlled forest fires using minecart tracks.
Global warming and pollution would be weaponized.
We'd have a space elevator.

You've reached too high. Turns out space was filled with clowns.

For real though. It's easy to armchair politician. Maybe some good things could happen, more likely a few well meaning things would happen while the system as a whole fell apart because nobody knows how to clean out the boondoggle trap and the porkbarrel tubes overflowed and poisoned all the lobbyists, whom, you have to understand, are a protected species. The bridges to nowhere would all collapse under the weight of power and the aides and interns would be starved of love, eventually dying of loneliness..

[MrRoboto75]

Time to mandate tin trumpets.

[TempAcc]

The national anthem would be the theme of doom played in tin trumpets

[MoonyTheHuman]

I think we could make a forum game out of this, even.

[milo christiansen]

Important decisions would be made via a suggestion game. Military decisions would be run likes a roll-to-dodge.

[scriver]

Yellowstone would be turned from a civilization ending threat into a geothermal power plant.
Environmentalist would be catapulted into controlled forest fires using minecart tracks.
Global warming and pollution would be weaponized.
We'd have a space elevator.

You've reached too high. Turns out space was filled with clowns.

For real though. It's easy to armchair politician. Maybe some good things could happen, more likely a few well meaning things would happen while the system as a whole fell apart because nobody knows how to clean out the boondoggle trap and the porkbarrel tubes overflowed and poisoned all the lobbyists, whom, you have to understand, are a protected species. The bridges to nowhere would all collapse under the weight of power and the aides and interns would be starved of love, eventually dying of loneliness..

Foremost because we wouldnt even be able to agree on which country it was we're ruling in the first place.

[Imic]

Let's find out.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

a large portion of the government wouldn't actually do anything beyond exist, check in once a year and give their opinion on something and then disappear again

shit memes would envelop humanity forever

[Helgoland]

Politics would consist of endless lively debates, occasional fistfights, and every now and then a giant amphibian coming in and swallowing a representative whole.

[Neonivek]

For real though. It's easy to armchair politician.

And as American politics has proven it is easy to be an actual politician.

[Max™]

Wait... so I would have power?

Now Max leads: SWORDS FOR EVERYONE!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Wait... so I would have power?

Now Max leads: SWORDS FOR EVERYONE!

if everyone has power, nobody does

the only solution is to wipe b12 off the face of the map