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MoonyTheHuman

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fail the player above you
« on: June 30, 2017, 11:54:31 pm »

Choose between 'utter failure' and 'waay overdid it'.
now, write at woud happen to the above player in that situation for their action.
then post your own action

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« Last Edit: June 30, 2017, 11:58:54 pm by MoonyTheHuman »
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NRDL

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Re: fail the player above you
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2017, 11:57:34 pm »

Flipped coin: Heads = Fail

And nobody came.

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Re: fail the player above you
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2017, 12:02:53 am »

flip: tails = overdone

"Congratulatios on indistructipup woah boy,down, d-aarggh" it shreds the judge, because being killed by  a human is a natural cause in its mind.

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Re: fail the player above you
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2017, 01:56:31 am »

Overdone
You drown in 1000 american dollars worth of Canadian pennies.


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Re: fail the player above you
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2017, 05:05:31 am »

Overdone
Every single person who make a account on bay12forums will start writing in this thread and it will be complete chaos

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Re: fail the player above you
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2017, 05:38:54 am »

Overshot

You get jet fighter wings. Unfortunately they do not have engines and weigh appropriately for an aircraft, crushing the rest of your body.

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Re: fail the player above you
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2017, 05:05:57 pm »

Fail

Not only do you still need sleep, you're stuck in that repeating nightmare where you're never sure if you're awake, regardless of how many times you wake up.

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Re: fail the player above you
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2017, 07:54:25 pm »

Overdone

You get super strength, but the metabolism required to support your ultramuscles causes you to eat everything even near edible in the vicinity, then die of starvation. Just adding to that, the lightest touch you can apply is enough to rend metal.

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Re: fail the player above you
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2017, 09:14:16 am »

Fail

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Re: fail the player above you
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2017, 03:17:44 pm »

Fail

You can now move one gram of anything within six inches of your face and hands, at the speed of the average snail.

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Re: fail the player above you
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2017, 03:27:03 pm »

Fail

The genie that you asked for more wishes makes you a genie and sets himself free of the curse,you are the genie now but you cannot make your own wishes

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Re: fail the player above you
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2017, 12:52:33 am »

Fail

All that happens is your metabolism speeds up and you only live 10 years more. Looking like an extremely old man when you die of old age.

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Re: fail the player above you
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2017, 01:16:23 am »

Overdone

You become like unto God, and are forced to experience the entirety of human entertainment. Think about how much Sturgeon's Law would apply to this. The 10% of entertainment isn't nearly enough to keep you from blowing your all knowing brains out.

I wish food transportation directly to starving families in third world countries was a thing.
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Re: fail the player above you
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2017, 01:23:24 am »

Fail.

...Now in other news, Trump is paying to reroute all food from third world countrys to america...
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Re: fail the player above you
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2017, 02:19:21 am »

Overdone

you dont ony have more, the one thing you wish fr is the only wish you can use. enjoy infinite, useless wishes!


fail

you get ss13 clown powers instead. A traitor is you!

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