Sorry for the late roll! Just got to my laptop.
Use my wind control to catch Tidanson. An alliance against these SWAT would be favorable for both.
[3] You channel a gust of wind directly under Ocean. It slows his fall from fatal to extremely painful.
"Stay down and stay put or I'll turn you into a fine mist, cloud-boy!"
have the SWAT set up a fall-net to catch Tidanson on, then watch over the target while I find a vaccum cleaner to contain him in.
[SWAT 6] After barking at your swat units, they throw a massive trampoline under Ocean's estimated impact area.
[4] You rummage throughout your swat unit.... you find a back-pack vacuum. On the side is scrawled 'Property of Luigi'.
Find way downstairs.
[1] You know something is up with this floor, you just can't pinpoint it. You lean closer to it and start to really inspect it, looking for a secret trapdoor. As soon as you lean in, the floor flickers and you realize you've been standing on a physical hologram!
The actual floor is mainly a scaffolding of wooden beams. You fall and [1] hit your head on a wooden beam and drop your flashlight! Darkness consumes you... for a moment. You awake groggily and are dazed
(-1 to next turn involving brainpower or thinking). You see your flashlight 10 feet away from you, with it pointing in your direction. A humanoid silhouette appears in front of the flashlight, lumbering towards you!
[REFLEXES: 4] Rolling to the left, you evade the lumbering figure... for now. It's too dark to see exactly what it is. It groans and comes at you again!
Swim up the stream of water enough to slow my descent before hitting the ground, and avoid massive burns.
[3 SWIMMING+] You try to swim up the waterfall but it's WAY too hot, and you burn your little fingertipsies before you realize that's a bad idea. You hit the ground with a... boing?
[HOW HIGH CAN YOU FLY: 2] You bounce off the trampoline with a nice *boing*, and [4] jump over the swat that grasp at you, and land on your feet. Awesome! You're between the SWAT units and a SWAT van.
Try to determine my location via smell
[4] You take a noice whiff. It smells like beer, stainless steel, latex, and beer.
The lights flick on.
A tall gentleman comes to you dressed in a suit. He looks old and mean, but not unfit. Sort of like a retired asshole of a drill sergeant. He sneers and tries to slap you. [BEERMAN DODGE: 3] He slaps you, because you're still restrained. You look down and see that your belly is grotesquely large, like a woman pregnant with quintuplets.
The old man leans in.
"Do you know what you've done? Do you know what you ARE?" He spits on the ground. "Do you know... who you belong to? Let me answer that." He turns around and give a swirling signal with his fingers. What was once a mirror turns into a window, and you see a team of scientists standing behind it, all eyes trained on you. The old man turns back at you. "You belong to us. Let me explain." He turns on a projector, and images appear of a familiar place. Your floor, the floor of beer. There are images of you dancing, images of you breaking things.. But the last image is the most startling. Everyone on your floor is dead. Except for you. You are standing over a pile of your dead coworkers, beer littering the floor. You have a maniacal, but not evil, look in your eyes.
"This was all because of you. After your rampage, you were subdued by security, and brought to this floor to be examined. You responded extraordinarily to the chemicals administered to you, and from what the medical officials are saying, this is an extreme and isolated case. Something happened to you, and we mean to get to the bottom of it."
The old man clicks a button on the projectors remote, trying to turn it off. It flicks to the next screen, showing a diagram of your body. There are surprised shouts from the room full of scientists. [3] You aren't able to catch everything before he turns off the projector, but you do see arrows pointing to your veins and stomach. They are labeled with a chemical compound, something like two C's surrounded by H's and O's. It doesn't make any sense to you.
The old man lets out a grunt, gives a signal to a scientist (or doctor) in the isolated room, and you immediately feel consciousness fading.
You awake in the same position you started here in.
EDIT: I forgot to mention
Kealmcking, you are wearing surgical robes and have lost your bottle opener.
EDIT 2: Updated
Oceans turn with swimming bonus, but nothing changed.
EDIT 3:
Papaj if you're reading currently, what item would you like to start with next time? Just updating the char sheet.
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