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[milo christiansen]

Go to the last update and count guys in each platoon. Join the one with the fewest guys or whichever one you want if they are more-or-less equal.

[Zormod]

Chew gum and fire at any Other Guys^tm not in front of OCE007

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Platoon:2
Designation: Zr001
Class: Grunt
Status: Serious Wound
Inventory: Helmet, laser carbine, backpack, and Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute(1/?)

"Hahaha! Ahahahahaaaaa!"

Retrieve knife. Coat knife in heretical chewing substitute. Activate BLOODLUST.

Platoon: 2
Designation: OcE007
Class: Grunt
Status: Serious Wound, Minor Wound
Inventory: helmet, backpack, cherry flavored sawdust resin perfectly disguised as standard-issue imitation artificial chewing resin substitute
Deaths: 0
Kills: 0/2/0
CP: Honey Badger (1/3)

[NRDL]

Respawn, deploy down again.

Platoon 2:
Designation: NL002
Class: Grunt
Status:
Inventory: Helmet, laser gun, backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute

[OceanSoul]

"Fellow men, on my signal, shoot at THIS carbine on the door! Enough concentrated fire, and we may be able to blast a hole through this thing! Place looted Carbine so that it's tip is resting on the door. Then, at the beginning of the next turn/end of this turn, say "Ready, aim...FIRE!" and shoot at the carbine with any agreeing grunt, including NPCs.
Platoon: 1
Designation: OS002      Deaths: 1
Class: Grunt
Status: Low Gravity (+1 to strength/move rolls, -1 to Dexterity rolls)
Inventory: Helmet x2, Laser Carbine x2, Backpack x2, and Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Markers: Faith 2/5, Squad 1/5
Kills: Minor 0/0
Standard 1/1
Major 0/0

[spazyak]

Get out or find something to latch onto
Platoon: platoon 3
Designation: FKD002 (SPZ002)
Class: Grunt
Status: minor wounds, life is shit.
Inventory: helmet, laser carbine (destroyed), ruined backpacks, strawberry flavored ham scraping composite
Kills: Heh

[TopHat]

Attemlt to find some alternate route around the blast door.

Spoiler: Hat003 (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 1
Designation: Hat003
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy; Low Gravity.
inventory: helmet, laser carbine, backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute.

"Fellow men, on my signal, shoot at THIS carbine on the door! Enough concentrated fire, and we may be able to blast a hole through this thing! Place looted Carbine so that it's tip is resting on the door. Then, at the beginning of the next turn/end of this turn, say "Ready, aim...FIRE!" and shoot at the carbine with any agreeing grunt, including NPCs.
Platoon: 1
Designation: OS002      Deaths: 1
Class: Grunt
Status: Low Gravity (+1 to strength/move rolls, -1 to Dexterity rolls)
Inventory: Helmet x2, Laser Carbine x2, Backpack x2, and Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Markers: Faith 2/5, Squad 1/5
Kills: Minor 0/0
Standard 1/1
Major 0/0

Looting time! Search weapons, armor, explosives and chewing resin substitutes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 1
Designation: Rak005 (Deaths: 4) (Minor Heretic, Redshirt)
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy, -
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kills: 0/1/0 (Better)

Well, damn. Who has the demo? Kick the door, then see if it has a emergency manual override as per standard safety code.

Spoiler: MC002 Vitals (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 1
Designation: MC002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed(arm)
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kills: Major(0), Standard(0), Minor(0)

"Since when does anything have a safety switch?" Search the enermy bodies and our own fallen for any explosives or gum

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Platoon 1:
Designation: KH003
Class: Grunt
Status: Minor injury
Inventory: Helmet, laser carbine, backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute

Kill tally:0/1/0
Death types: Space battle, Blasted

[Rethi-Eli]

PTW

[spazyak]

I swear I will be usefull for once and not being a pile of shit in shit, in a tank of shit.

[Doubloon-Seven]

Shoot at the enemies closest to me.
Platoon: 3
Designation: sev002
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine

[milo christiansen]

So... What are we waiting for?

[Ozarck]

So... What are we waiting for?

Just your friendly neighborhood GM to get moving.

Platoon 1: (6) you find yourselves in light gravity toward the center of the ring. +1 to move and strength rolls. -1 to dexterity type rolls.
Platoon 2: you are within the normal gravity zone, but on the heavy side, somewhat low on the ring.
Platoon 3: down in the sewers, you are in heavy gravity. -1 to move rolls and feats of strength.

Platoon 1

Attemlt to find some alternate route around the blast door.

Spoiler: Hat003 (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 1
Designation: Hat003
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy; Low Gravity.
inventory: helmet, laser carbine, backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute.

(4)You're HUD lights up with a possible alternate route - back down the hallway, through three doors, down two flights of stairs, back down the hallway through three doors, and through the bulkhead directly underneath this one, then down one more hallway and up two flights of stairs.

"Fellow men, on my signal, shoot at THIS carbine on the door! Enough concentrated fire, and we may be able to blast a hole through this thing! Place looted Carbine so that it's tip is resting on the door. Then, at the beginning of the next turn/end of this turn, say "Ready, aim...FIRE!" and shoot at the carbine with any agreeing grunt, including NPCs.
Platoon: 1
Designation: OS002      Deaths: 1
Class: Grunt
Status: Low Gravity (+1 to strength/move rolls, -1 to Dexterity rolls)
Inventory: Helmet x2, Laser Carbine x2, Backpack x2, and Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Markers: Faith 2/5, Squad 1/5
Kills: Minor 0/0
Standard 1/1
Major 0/0

Looks like you are the only one. (5) You melt that carbine into slag. Explodey slag. (3) Hmm. everyone in the hall will get a "does the explodey slag wound me?" roll, in addition to our group "do The Other Guys^TM send another squad to shoot at us?" roll.

Looting time! Search weapons, armor, explosives and chewing resin substitutes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 1
Designation: Rak005 (Deaths: 4) (Minor Heretic, Redshirt)
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy, -
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kills: 0/1/0 (Better)

ah yes! lootin' time! (2) no armor, as these guys are mooks, which is like Grunts, but for The Other Guys^TM. You find the usual soldier supplies, three working carbines, and no chewing resin of any kind. It's no wonder the Empire fights. It's to free these mooks from their miserable lack of resin.

Well, damn. Who has the demo? Kick the door, then see if it has a emergency manual override as per standard safety code.

Spoiler: MC002 Vitals (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 1
Designation: MC002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed(arm)
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kills: Major(0), Standard(0), Minor(0)

I'll assume your asinine action happens before shooty McExplodeyface up there shoots the carbine and explodes it. (3) you manage to avoid serious injury when you kick the blast door. It still hurts though. You. It hurts you. The door has no feelings about the matter. THe corpses nearby look on in shamed exasperation, baffled at their loss to such tactical brilliance.

"Since when does anything have a safety switch?" Search the enermy bodies and our own fallen for any explosives or gum

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Platoon 1:
Designation: KH003
Class: Grunt
Status: Minor injury
Inventory: Helmet, laser carbine, backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute

Kill tally:0/1/0
Death types: Space battle, Blasted

(3) you find 2 pieces of Artificial Imitation Chewing Resin Substitute! You a wealthy Grunt, you is, you is indeed!


Platoon 1 Death roll
"Who gets hit by the explodey shrapnel?" roll: (5)(4)(3)(5)(3)
Rak and KHH each take a minor wound. This upgrades KHHs status from minor wound to serious.
"Have the Other Guys<sup>TM[/sup} sent reinforcements yet?" roll: (6) Nope. Looks like you are clear for now. Hmm. Is that another "doors are about to be seal shut, thereby locking us in?" alarm?!


Platoon 2</sup>

Chew gum and fire at any Other Guys^tm not in front of OCE007

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Platoon:2
Designation: Zr001
Class: Grunt
Status: Serious Wound
Inventory: Helmet, laser carbine, backpack, and Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute(1/?)

(3) you make a guy duck behind cover again. You continue chewing ferociously.

"Hahaha! Ahahahahaaaaa!"

Retrieve knife. Coat knife in heretical chewing substitute. Activate BLOODLUST.

Platoon: 2
Designation: OcE007
Class: Grunt
Status: Serious Wound, Minor Wound
Inventory: helmet, backpack, cherry flavored sawdust resin perfectly disguised as standard-issue imitation artificial chewing resin substitute
Deaths: 0
Kills: 0/2/0
CP: Honey Badger (1/3)

(5) hey, how about that. You grab your knife, stab your wicked contraband and Shove it into one of The Other Guys^TM Guts, screaming "CHEW THIS IN HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" As you do. mmm. If you survive this round, receive another pip on your Honey Badger CP.

Respawn, deploy down again.

Platoon 2:
Designation: NL002
Class: Grunt
Status:
Inventory: Helmet, laser gun, backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute

Down you go. You can post an action when you respawn. Otherwise, you come in, stand around, and receive a Death Roll with no action roll.


Platoon 2 Death rolls
Three death rolls for OcE, one each for you others
(6)(1)(6), (2),(6),
Zr is maimed. Oce finally is taken down His laughter, filled with blood, sends shivers down the spines of everyone in earshot.

Platoon 3

Walk towards the enemy while shooting, don't feel fear only the desire to prove your worth.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 3
Designation: Zii002
Class: Grunt
Status: Serious Wound.
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack (lunch (Egg Sandwich), extra socks, the Empire's Military Handbook, re-breathers and goggles), Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute.

(2)You miss. (5) you enter a zen state of calm. You earn the CP: Eye of the Storm 1/7

"RAPTOR JESUS HAS CHOSEN ME!!!"

leap in front of anyone whos gonna get hit by enemy fire. Afterward, open fire at my stub, cauterizing it with the laser.
(Was the infection supposed to tick upwards every turn?)

Platoon: 3
Designation: BLD002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed [1] Hand, 0/3 Suffocation(Drowning), 1/3 Infection(Sewage caused.) utterly rumbled.
Inventory: helmet, laser carbine, backpack, 1 Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute, and a note denoting proper methods of dying in a pretty manner.

I don't remember if the infection was supposed to tick up per round. Let's roll it for this round.(2) it does tick up this turn. It does not automatically tick up next turn. Remind me to roll it. If .... if you survive being a meat shield this round, you suicidal waffle.

Find another guy to punch in the face and punch him in the face.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 3
Designation: Rand001
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy
inventory: Helmet, Laser carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute.
Kill Tally: 0/1/0

"I'll punch you1 I'll punch you all to death!" You scream, turning toward the Other Guys^TM. (1) you turn tight into a valve, effectively punching yourself in the face. You fall on your ass and try not to cry.

Get out or find something to latch onto
Platoon: platoon 3
Designation: FKD002 (SPZ002)
Class: Grunt
Status: minor wounds, life is shit.
Inventory: helmet, laser carbine (destroyed), ruined backpacks, strawberry flavored ham scraping composite
Kills: Heh

(5) hey, look at that, you found the exit and shlorped your way into combat. You grab a lever and pull it at random. The flow of sewage from the busted tank stops.

Shoot at the enemies closest to me.
Platoon: 3
Designation: sev002
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine

(3) you make a guy duck! no death roll for you!

Platoon 3 Death Rolls
(4)(5)(4)(6) You guys get away with two minor wounds this round: one for Punchy Mcvalveintheface, and (6)BLD002 finally gets his wish, and dies in combat, defeneding his comrades from enemy fire.

Instructions for next round:
Respawn:Respawn with your platoons. We'll assume several darts connected with the ship in  the same area, so just jump right in.
Newbies, pick a platoon and post your action in that color, as if you are with that group already.

Platoon 1In spite of your mightiest kick and comical attempts to blow yourselves up, the blast door remains unimpressed. On the other hand, it sounds like the Door on the other end of your hallway may be sealing off soon. Better get moving!
Platoon 2You are dangerously undermanned. You have 3 turns to clear this hallway, or your Objective will be lost and you'll have to respawn in other platoons. No shame in that. It is the Will of the Officers
Platoon 3Well, at least you aren't drowning in shit anymore.

[NRDL]

Quickly rejoin the rest of Platoon 2, blast any of the Other Guys I see.

Platoon 2:
Designation: NL002
Class: Grunt
Status:
Inventory: Helmet, laser gun, backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute

[milo christiansen]

Back down the hall, and go as far along the alternate route as possible.

Spoiler: MC002 Vitals (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 1
Designation: MC002
Class: Grunt
Status: Maimed(arm)
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kills: Major(0), Standard(0), Minor(0)

[ziizo]

"Continue walking towards the enemy while shooting and remember fear is for civilians a cloned soldier like you has no need of it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Platoon: 3
Designation: Zii002
Class: Grunt
Status: Serious Wound.
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack (lunch (Egg Sandwich), extra socks, the Empire's Military Handbook, re-breathers and goggles), Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute.
Character points: Eye of the Storm 1/7

[Egan_BW]

Shoot a guy.

Platoon: 2
Designation: OcE008
Class: Grunt
Status: healthful
Inventory: helmet, lascarbine, backpack,
Deaths: 1
Kills: 0/3/0
CP: Honey Badger (1/3)