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[Feathermind]

It'd have to be the adventurer I took from one end of the world to the other on a quest to slay the dragon at the south pole. After a long journey filled with adventure they defeated the dragon with ease and retired on a pile of treasure and dragon meat.. only for Legends Viewer to report them slain by an elven administrator with zero combat skills post retirement.

[FakerFangirl]

@Feathermind a.k.a. Choked to death on a pineapple.
@Max™ That can happen?
@duckman I had water freeze behind me right after leaving it.

[VolcanoQueen]

One of my favorite adventurers tried to catch a fish and passed out in a river. He froze to death right next to the site he and his companion were building. All because I suck at ambushing small animals.

[MrLurkety]

Going swimming and becoming encased by ice.

[Feathermind]

@Feathermind a.k.a. Choked to death on a pineapple.

I just assumed it was death by paperwork.  The adventurer retired in an elven retreat, and her poor dwarven heart probably gave out when, after painstakingly filling out all the paperwork for residency, citizenship, business license, permit for sale of exotic meats, etcetera, she was told she had to do it all over again because it was on the wrong kind of paper.

The administrator later claimed responsibility for her death on his tax forms, because this kind of thing happens a lot and it's standard policy to do so.

[Max™]

It can happen now, dragonfire fucks everything up now, and I forgot the times I've been traveling and checking out volcano sites on glaciers, leave travel mode > go to take a step > you have been encased in ice...

[Eater of Vermin]

*ignore*   

[Uzu Bash]

I should know better than to tempt the rivers by now, but several times this adventure I've gotten lucky and the opposite happened. I stepped 2-4 tiles from the river I got out of when it freezes behind me.

[FakerFangirl]

I just assumed it was death by paperwork.  The adventurer retired in an elven retreat, and her poor dwarven heart probably gave out when, after painstakingly filling out all the paperwork for residency, citizenship, business license, permit for sale of exotic meats, etcetera, she was told she had to do it all over again because it was on the wrong kind of paper.

:'D
(That was a good one.)

[Bumber]

*ignore*   

Let me guess, you tried to eat a fire snake?

No, wait. Probably just choked on a fly.

[Cathar]

It'd have to be the adventurer I took from one end of the world to the other on a quest to slay the dragon at the south pole. After a long journey filled with adventure they defeated the dragon with ease and retired on a pile of treasure and dragon meat.. only for Legends Viewer to report them slain by an elven administrator with zero combat skills post retirement.

Administrators are the job title given to soldiers when they are not in a squad I believe. Your elf probably has acquired combat skills in a squad/army before the final shodown. I hope he got a heroic title of his victory

[Uzu Bash]

It'd have to be the adventurer I took from one end of the world to the other on a quest to slay the dragon at the south pole. After a long journey filled with adventure they defeated the dragon with ease and retired on a pile of treasure and dragon meat.. only for Legends Viewer to report them slain by an elven administrator with zero combat skills post retirement.

Administrators are the job title given to soldiers when they are not in a squad I believe. Your elf probably has acquired combat skills in a squad/army before the final shodown. I hope he got a heroic title of his victory

Neither the role or title of administrator have anything to do with combat skills (and his post did state "zero combat skills".) It was most likely the governor of an occupied settlement. Worldgen never settles fights sensibly, which is why a Demon Lord in history could be slain by a duck.

[OmegaShadowcry]

Going swimming and becoming encased by ice.

Now, imagine that with a Necromancer Vampire trying to push their Naga Necromancer companion across a river, and you have a pretty good idea of what happened to my most successful adventurer up til that point.

[StagnantSoul]

Punched a guy in the chest, the force of the blow sent him flying. We happened to be fighting atop a castle I made, 22 z's high. Decided to jump on him where he'd land, cause fatality. Problem is, I didn't take a moment to look at how close we were to the edge... I leapt off to my death and turned into a puddle of goo on impact, he didn't even go as far as I thought and survived well and good on the roof.

[Murderkill]

Embarked at a tower. Became a necromancer. Sprinted into the wild for barely a minute and fell into a pond. Instantly froze to death.