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AztecCroc

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So I just found a seemingly immortal goblin
« on: June 16, 2017, 10:25:31 pm »

Olingo Otakem, Goblin farmer turned poet, he was one of the first of his kind according to legends mode, and he's still alive in the year 1050. He isn't a necromancer either. Do goblins not die of old age?
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Re: So I just found a seemingly immortal goblin
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2017, 10:39:50 pm »

They don't die of old age. They also don't need to eat or drink.
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Re: So I just found a seemingly immortal goblin
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2017, 10:43:08 pm »

The ultimate lifeforms, really.
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Re: So I just found a seemingly immortal goblin
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2017, 11:16:28 pm »

Truly, the form of a goblin is the right path humanity should take
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Re: So I just found a seemingly immortal goblin
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2017, 08:51:16 am »

...what would a goblin poet even write about?
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Re: So I just found a seemingly immortal goblin
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2017, 12:52:11 pm »

And most importantly, why would a goblin be a farmer to begin with? They are carnivorous

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Re: So I just found a seemingly immortal goblin
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2017, 02:11:40 pm »

My civ has one of these two, still alive in the year 1065, and has won every weapon or combat based tournament the Mountainhome has thrown for the last seven hundred years. Glad he's on my side.
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Re: So I just found a seemingly immortal goblin
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2017, 02:16:47 pm »

You should give him a young farmboy as an apprentice. It is the key to free the galaxy from the Empire.

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Re: So I just found a seemingly immortal goblin
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2017, 06:59:53 pm »

May the Blood fall for you, young Gobakin Cavetreader.
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Re: So I just found a seemingly immortal goblin
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2017, 08:54:24 am »

The Demon Lord stood over the young Goblin's body, recently bereft of an arm.

"Gobakin, I AM your father!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO"

[OOC: Happy Father's Day. Lets hope you have a better time of it than Gobakin]
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Re: So I just found a seemingly immortal goblin
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2017, 10:36:17 am »

Everything about this is amazing. :D
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.