Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4

Author Topic: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan  (Read 2860 times)

germanyfrance

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2017, 12:41:14 pm »

Tell your friends to uproot a big tree together, and use it like a battering ram against the army.
Logged

origamiscienceguy

  • Bay Watcher
  • WELL! OK THEN!... That was fun.
    • View Profile
Re: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2017, 02:04:28 pm »

You wrap your arms around a larger tree, and attempt to remove it from the ground. But even with your injured arms pulling with all your strength, you are unable to uproot it. Thankfully, Orog, your friend, came to help you again. The two of you together are able to remove the tree from the ground. The tree goes up, then falls to the ground, shattering it's branches against the ground. "Pick it up!" You shout to nearby Shokan. A few of them obey, too distracted by the battle to notice how young you were. The others just mindlessly entered the slaughterhouse. With the half-dozen Shokan that helped you, you lifted the massive tree trunk, and started running towards the army. The rest of them were slow to follow, simply being pulled along by your movement, but some of them got the idea halfway through and increased the momentum of the tree. The humans closest noticed the oncoming tree, and tried to get out of the way, but the tree's branches still caught them, while the trunk slammed into the heart of the army. There was mass chaos inside the human army as the tree branches snapped against the mass of men, but the trunk continued five ranks deep before coming to a halt. You dropped the tree, and turned to fact the humans on your flank as they closed in on you. You were unarmed, but they had steel swords and iron armor.
Logged
"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

FallacyofUrist

  • Bay Watcher
  • Blatant furry. Also a hypnotist.
    • View Profile
Re: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2017, 02:26:50 pm »

Enter a martial trance. Isn't that a Shokan thing? Well, it is now.
Logged
A Thousand Treasures (And You).

Would you like to play a game of Mafia? The subforum is always open to new players.

origamiscienceguy

  • Bay Watcher
  • WELL! OK THEN!... That was fun.
    • View Profile
Re: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2017, 02:57:30 pm »

As the adrenaline of an oncoming fight courses through your bloodstream, you feel awakened, sensationalized. You feel as though time was slowing down, but you were still aware of every second. Your vision changes so that you saw the enemies in full color, but the rest of the world was a washed-out grey. Your change must have been apparent to others, because the humans you were facing started backing off in fear. And your allies behind you exclaimed, "His eyes! Is he chosen?" You recall from the back of your mind stories of ancient powerful Shokan, but you figured they were fairy tales. Your senses were attuned to the upcoming fight, though, so thinking about such a subject was difficult. Every instinct in your body told you to fight. About a dozen humans faced you now, hoping strength in numbers would help them defeat you. It was time to prove them wrong.
Logged
"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

germanyfrance

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2017, 05:05:56 pm »

Only a dozen? Ha! The fools.

Here's a list of what to do to each human.

1. Grab first dude by his neck, squeeze it hard enough to choke him.
2. Swing the first dude into the second dude's attempted slash, blocking it, then whack second dude down with first dude's body, letting go so that their bodies fall on top of each other.
3. Kick third dude's legs out from beneath him, such that he falls on top of the pile.
4. Using another hand, catch his sword as he swings it, wrench it out of his grip, then turn it sideways, and impale him, also impaling two other dudes with the same motion.
5. Impaled
6. Impaled. Drop the three guys into a separate pile.
7.Use another arm to punch seventh guy in the gut with enough force for his stomach acid to fly out of his mouth and nose. Twist his body slightly so that the acid flies into two other dudes faces.
8. While he's distracted with the acid, retract your arm that punched dude #7, and elbow him and dude #9 into a pile with dude #7.
9. Same as dude #8
10. Using your last arm, punch him in the groin with enough force to launch him up a few feet, and have him land on dude #11.
11. Dude #10 falls on him.
12. Purposefully let him swing his sword at you. When his sword gets lodged into your chest, slowly turn your head towards him (like Jason from Friday 13) And smile. Grab him and toss him on the pile with dude #10 and 11.

There are three guys in four seperate piles. Leap up into the air, and pile drive each pile, one elbow each.

Logged

FallacyofUrist

  • Bay Watcher
  • Blatant furry. Also a hypnotist.
    • View Profile
Re: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2017, 06:41:47 pm »

If any of them still live after that, take the sword out of our chest and throw it like a boomerang, hitting each man in the neck before returning to our hand.
Logged
A Thousand Treasures (And You).

Would you like to play a game of Mafia? The subforum is always open to new players.

origamiscienceguy

  • Bay Watcher
  • WELL! OK THEN!... That was fun.
    • View Profile
Re: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2017, 09:17:36 pm »

All four of your arms shoot out in different directions. One arm grabs a soldier's neck, interrupting his attempted swing. He drops his sword and clutches your fingers. You swing his dangling body into a nearby soldier, taking a blow that was meant for you, and dropping both bodies into a pile. You also kick the left-most soldier in his leg, sending him into the same pile. While this is happening, you catch another soldier's attempt to decapitate you by grabbing the blade of his sword with your vice-like fingers. In one quick motion, you twist the sword out of the soldier's hand, toss it in the air, snatch it by the pommel, and drive it horizontally into three soldiers.You hear the disgusting sound of metal scraping against metal as the sword travels effortlessly through the armor, driven by your massive force. Another kick sends all three onto the ground in a mass of writhing pain. Your third arm rams into another soldier with enough force to launch his bowel fluids out of his mouth, and into his comrades' faces. Their armor was no match for your blunt force. The bile flew through the gaps in his comrade's faces, blinding them. The man you punched flow backwards and onto the ground. You retract your arm, then use your elbow to drive the other two distracted soldiers on top of the first man. Your fourth and final arm swings from underneath, catching a soldier in the unarmored groin. The soldier's eyes roll back into his head, and his mouth hangs open in a soundless scream of agony. You feel a thick liquid running down your arm, and see a trail of red and white mixing together into a pink slurry. You shake the disgusting fluids off your arm and smack yet another soldier underneath the neutered soldier. They fall onto each other in a fourth pile, leaving only one soldier left to fight you.

During all of this, one soldier was left unaccounted for. He took a step forward and swung his sword with all his might. The blade whisked horizontally into your upper chest, coming to rest a few inches inside your pectoral muscle. With all 11 soldiers on the ground in 4 seperate piles, you slowly turn your head towards the final soldier. He had a look of triumph in his face, but then you form your mouth into a smile. His triumph turns into mortal fear. He tries to remove his sword from your body, but it is stuck. You grab him by his scruff, and toss him into one of the piles. With twelve men evenly distrubuted into four piles, you bend down, leap up, and crash down in the middle of them all, with one elbow driven into the piles. You hear the sound of hundreds of bones breaking, and you know that all 12 of them are dead. You stand up to see a large radius between you and the nearest humans, with all of them running from you in terror. You reach up to the sword in your chest, and remove it, unleashing a waterfall of blood. But a two-inch gash across your chest was barely enough to slow you down. You throw the sword horizontally, spinning it through the air. The retreating humans stole a glance back at you, only to see a spinning, metal object headed for their necks. The sword decapitated another 6 humans before falling to the ground.

The remaining humans looked at you, a hulking mass of blood, with countless arrow-wounds in your chest and arms, and a massive, bloody gash in your chest. They also looked into your eyes, and saw something supernatural in them. They also witnessed the slaughter you had just performed, and it was too much. The morale of the army was crushed, and every last human turned and ran. Many Shokan followed them, slaughtering as they went. But you suddenly felt the pain and weakness of your wounds, and you collapsed to the ground, clutching the gash in your chest. Some of the smaller Shokan (the ones too weak to fight) emerged from the forest with homemade remedies for pain and diseases, and one of them attended to you, slapping sticky leaves onto your skin, which helped to hold your wound together. They also removed the barbed arrowheads from your body, which was much more painful than when they had first hit you. After several excrutiating hours, your wounds were all dressed, and the healing process could begin.
 
You were summoned during the evening to see none other than Oratnik, the War-Leader of the clan. She was the largest of the Shokan, which was the biggest factor in her position. She congratulated you on your fighting, and spoke to you of her own feats as well (so that you wouldn't go around campaigning for her job, your astute mind reasoned) But she finished by telling you the legends of the mighty Shokan that you had head since a child, but this time, you payed attention due to the relevance it might have in your life. She told you that you were one of the "chosen" who must make the pilgrimage to Jade Peak, 50 miles south of the camp. She said that at the top of the mountain was a monk who's wisdom would explain how you would mold the world for good. The last time this had happened was exactly a millennia ago, during the great war. "The fact that another chosen had appeared must mean the world was about to descend into chaos, and you must do your duty to remedy it. Do you accept? And have you further questions?"
Logged
"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

germanyfrance

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2017, 08:51:22 pm »

Pretend to be as stupid as possible, because apparently that is a good thing in this community.

"uhh... Yeah. I'll go fight the mountain for you."

Then turn and leave, heading south for the mountain. (I assume we can see it from here.)
Logged

origamiscienceguy

  • Bay Watcher
  • WELL! OK THEN!... That was fun.
    • View Profile
Re: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan
« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2017, 08:06:08 am »

You smell something fishy about Oratnik's request. It seemed as though he wanted to get rid of you. You doubt that he is lying about the monk on jade mountain, but it seemed like such a convienient way to get rid of a possible threat to her position. You didn't want her to paint a target on your back, so you pretended that you were so naive so that you wouldn't be a threat. "Yes! I fight mountain for you." Then you turn around, and before she can respond, you jog away towards the southern mountain. Jade peak was a lone mountain in the middle of a hilly zone. There were several legends of how the lonely peak came to be, but you can't recall any of them right now. You reached the base of the mountain, and prepared to start scaling the steep sides of it, when your ears alerted you to danger. You turned around, and saw a pack of wolves bearing down upon you. There were eight wolves in total, and they were circling around you, so that you couldn't see them all at once. They waited for you to make a wrong move so that they could all attack at once.
Logged
"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

Puppyguard

  • Bay Watcher
  • An avatar? What's that?
    • View Profile
Re: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2017, 01:41:00 pm »

Use the wolves as weapons! Charge forward and grab two wolves by the tail(using two arms), then swing them around in a circle smacking other wolves away. Roar ferociously and hope intimidation scares the other wolves away.
Logged

origamiscienceguy

  • Bay Watcher
  • WELL! OK THEN!... That was fun.
    • View Profile
Re: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan
« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2017, 08:28:21 pm »

You struggle to keep as many of the wolves in view as possible, but their formation meant that there were always two or more that you couldn't see. You hold your upper arms forward, and your lower arms backwards, to give the impression that you could fight from every angle. The wolves start darting in and out, testing your defenses. You react to the wolves that attack from the front, but you are unable to see the ones in the back. This led the wolves to attack you from behind, with two wolves leaping at your back with their fangs barred. You knew they would attack from your behind, so you listened carefully for the sound of their feet leaping off of the ground, and you were well prepared for their strike. You catch both of the aggressors with your arms, clamping their mouths shut with your three fingers. You then toss them over your shoulder, flipping them in the air such that your upper arms are able to catch them by the tail. The two wolves howl in pain ad their entire body weight hangs from their tail, and they try thrashing around to bite your hands, but they are unable to. You start spinning around, letting centripetal force extend the wolves' bodies horizontally. You roar in delight as the flying wolves smack multiple of their pack to the ground, even breaking bones in a few of them. The two wolves you held were dead, of course, but another two wolves were obviously too injured to fight. The remaining four charged at you, with one leaping onto your back, clawing at your skin, and biting your neck. The other three lept at you as well, one from the front, and two from your left and right. They were not done yet.
Logged
"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

Puppyguard

  • Bay Watcher
  • An avatar? What's that?
    • View Profile
Re: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan
« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2017, 11:21:25 pm »

Grab the wolf who seems intent on eating your neck by the jaws with your upper arms, pry its jaws open(to the point where they break) and slam it forward into the frontal wolf. With your other two arms punch the left and right wolves in the jaw from below knocking them off-course. Use a dead wolf as a club against the remaining wolves.
Logged

origamiscienceguy

  • Bay Watcher
  • WELL! OK THEN!... That was fun.
    • View Profile
Re: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2017, 01:04:00 pm »

You reach back, and grab the wolf's upper jaw in one hand, and lower jaw in the other. You forcefully remove the teeth from your neck, overpowering the wolf's own jaw muscles. The wolf starts desperately clawing at your back, opening countless shallow scratches, but you do not yield. You continue to open the jaw, while the wolv whimpers in fear. You hear the sound of tearing, followed by a loud *snap*. All semblance of resistance disappears as you break the lower jaw out of its socket, and rip it off completely. The wolf lets out a demonic scream from its mutilated mouth, but you silence him by slamming him headfirst into the front wolf's attempted leap. The wolves collide in midair, sending the leaping one off course. The two coming from your side meet your other two hands, smacking them aside. With two more motions, you slam the comatose wolf you were holding on top of the two attackers, then toss the body aside. Three of the wolves are able to stand up, and limp away from you in fear for their lives. The rest are either dead, or knocked out. You leave them to flee. You had a mountain to climb.

It took the rest of the day for you to make it to the top, but you met no more hostile creatures on the way. Right when the sun was setting,
you climbed onto the final plateau, and gazed at your wonderful panoramic view. To the south, west, and east was the endless ocean. But to the north was your home, and the home for all the creatures that chose to stay away from the five main civilizations. You find the clearing in the forest that marked your community, but strangely, there were no fires, no feast. After a victory, it was standard that the entire community gets outrageously drunk and drinks themselves half to death. But you saw no evidence of that. You hoped that your fellow Shokan were still alive and well, but you had no way to tell from up here. You looked some more, and you saw the plains that the Centaurs and Griffons lived in, the hills where the Satyrs and Cyclopses lived, and a similar clearing where you knew the Minotaurs used to live before the humans wiped them out. You gaze further north, and see a mysterious structure that you had not known before. It was of human origin, and it must have been their forward operating base for the invasion of the lands. There were plenty of fires in the fortress,
but curiously, there were also fires outside of the base as well. You tear your eyes away from the view, and look back at the plateau, looking for this "monk" that Oratnik said was here. You wouldn't be surprised if she sent you on a fools errand just so that she could keep her job, but there was a chance that she was correct.

You immediately notice massive stone ruins atop the plateau. There were several structures each one slightly bigger than the last. The largest structure would have been massive. Far to large for even a giant. Who, or what, could have needed such a massive dwelling? The only structure that was still intact was the smallest one. Which was odd considering it looked to be the most ancient. This one was a little bit bigger than a Shokan house, but you think you would still feel comfortable inside of it. As you are contemplating this, you hear a female  human voice behind you. It was the voice of an old woman, but it somehow sounded full of power. "Don't turn around, or I'll kill you. Who are you, and why are you here?"
Logged
"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)

germanyfrance

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2017, 02:05:44 pm »

Do as she says. Say "I am a shokan. I was told to meet a monk here."
Logged

origamiscienceguy

  • Bay Watcher
  • WELL! OK THEN!... That was fun.
    • View Profile
Re: You Can't Die: Benevolent Beasts (community story) Shokan
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2017, 04:09:17 pm »

"I am a Shokan. I was told that I would meet a monk atop this mountain." You say unwavering. If you wanted to, you feel like you could easily beat this elderly woman, but you decide not to, because she might be the monk you were told to see. "I can see that you are a Shokan. What is your name, and why were you told to see a monk up here?" The woman asks. "I have not been given a name." You say. "We get named upon our betrothal. And I have not proven myself in battle. Well, I have, but I was immediately told to come here by our chief." "What a poor stupid brute." You hear the woman mutter behind you. "The last time Shokan came up here was right after the great war. A couple, the last of their kind, seeking refugee from the chaos in the world. Flu... My friend and I helped them resettle. Somehow, your stories must have gotten muddled over the years. There is nothing for you here." You hear the sounds of retreating footsteps and steal a glance backwards. The woman was slowly walking back to the smallest shack, the one that was still intact.

She was clearly very old, with silver-white hair growing down to her ankles. However, she walked upright, and had a strange strength around her. "How did she live this long?" You wonder. She must be a thousand years old if she witnessed the end of the great war. And why was she hesitant to reveal the name of her friend. So many questions.
Logged
"'...It represents the world. They [the dwarves] plan to destroy it.' 'WITH SOAP?!'" -legend of zoro (with some strange interperetation)
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4