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[RoseHeart]

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I'm not sure if this is a legit spam game or just a parody of one. I haven't played Oregon Trail in a long time and I'm probably not going to very faithfully recreate it. But I have an interest in western stuff so maybe that will rub off maybe not maybe this will be s***. Which I guess would be faithful of the Oregon Trail so let's go. (If it's terrible maybe someone will be inspired to make a better version)



You guys have to fill this out:

Surname: this is your family's name.
family trade: Hunters, Carpenters, Merchants
Supply boon: Food, Bullets, Wagon Parts, Oxen

[FallacyofUrist]

Well okay.

Surname: DROP TABLE residents
Family Trade: Hunters
Supply Boon: Bullets

[crazyabe]

Well okay.

Surname: DROP TABLE residents
Family Trade: Hunters
Supply Boon: Bullets

+1.

[Aseaheru]

+1 to droptable hunters.

[RoseHeart]

1840

You are the Tabledrop family of hunters, and you just began your expedition west to fertile lands!

You look over your supply list one more time:

0,1,0,0, +boon

Food: 4
Bullets: 6
Wagon Parts: 4
Oxen: 4
(18/20)

Your husband and two daughters are happy and healthy. Your dog has dysentery. Oh let's just carry on!

1840, Early April
Independence, Missouri

It's hard to say goodbye and leave your former life. There are a few more things you could do before setting off...

You shall:

A) Hunt
B) Put down Scruffy
C) Set off!

[Criptfeind]

B

Good night.

[crazyabe]

+1.

[Iituem]

C, poor Scruffy.

Change that, as below:

A, hunt the townsfolk for their pets.

[birdy51]

A

Hunt the townsfolk for their pelts.

[VoidSlayer]

C We got enough food I am sure we will be fine.

[RoseHeart]

Need a tiebreaker, A or B.

[Draignean]

B

[RoseHeart]

April 2, 1840
Independence, Missouri

2 +trade

Your husband decides to be the one to put down Scruffy. An older family dog, it was a question of whether or not he could even make it if he was healthy. You know this was the right thing. Besides you are a family of hunters and you understand matters of life and death.

But your husband seems to have been really impacted by it. Something to do with the last happy face the dog gave it's master in this world. Your children will get over it but your husband seems to be miserable. You set off on the Oregon Trail.

Here lies Scruffy
Hunting dog

April 4, 1840
39 miles traveled
69 miles to next landmark

You encounter another wagon heading the other direction. They've turned back after some tragic losses and are desperately in need of oxen. They are willing to trade food for them.

A) Sure!
B) A gift!
C) No

[helmacon]

Oh hey! A new forum game. I wonder what bay 12 will do first...?
Bay 12: *Immediately kills the dog*

[crazyabe]

C.  We need the Oxen more then food, besides which, we can always convert them into food at any point.