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Author Topic: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!  (Read 1454 times)

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Re: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2017, 07:52:47 am »

You order a barrage of artillery fire followed by a run of infantry and horsemen to capture enemy trenches! All this while

Several minutes later, while you hear the distant artillery going, your Lieutenant hands you the phone.

"Hellooo?"

"Major Mogard? This is Lieutenant Colonel Aspir speaking. Mogard, I do not have any reconnaisance craft ready! Several are undergoing repairs and Colonel Radjik has requested heavy bombardment of Ardaug fields, so I can't devote any fighter and bomber planes either. Can't you do without my steelbirds?" You decide to...

A) Stress the utmost importance of your offensive and demand that Aspir finds some planes to do the scouting.
B) Apologize to him and tell your sub-officers that they will be storming the trenches without air reconnaisance.
C) Threaten to report him to the Patriotic Courts if you won't have recon planes going above your head in half an hour.
D) Ask him whether he can provide planes tomorrow morning as you will try to postpone the offensive.
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Re: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2017, 08:14:11 am »

D. It's a presumably slow moving trench war and afaik the only reason we're particularly pressing forward at this moment is because we were just possessed by the spamgames hivemind, so shouldn't be any harm in holding off for a day.
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Re: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2017, 09:00:30 am »

God damn lieutenant, you should have told before.

Okay, we scared them, they might counter attack

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Re: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2017, 09:21:38 am »

Wait what?

Did we start the artillery bombardement before doing the scouting run?

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Scouts won't help us if we don't scout before firing.
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Re: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!
« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2017, 02:37:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!
« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2017, 02:57:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!
« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2017, 05:52:45 pm »

god no, we can't postpone the offensive. they're not going to think "OH THIS GIGANTIC BOMBARDMENT WAS JUST ORDINARY." realistically they'll already be out of their hidey-holes, slaughtering our troops, but we can't delay for a second. In "just a day" the enemy can move thousands of troops to the front, as well as enough artillery to obliterate any offensive. We're not going to let our troops get killed, we're a Father Figure.

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Re: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!
« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2017, 05:56:40 pm »

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Re: SPAMOFFICER! Major Rikkard Mogard of Gulden Empire!
« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2017, 11:22:38 pm »

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